How you user's like to do your hair?

I always have bedhead. I used to do spiky. before then was just a simple part. fuck this stupid fashion of undercuts and fades and shit. I thats cool I'm proud to be a loser.

fuck you you'll never be as aesthetic as him

Top centre is the most redeemable and the rest are human shit. Even that one is kinda shit.
Flicked forward and up is the only true style, with shorter at the sides and back slowly fading into longer on top. Hairdresser cut my hair to half the length I wanted it though, so it's way too short to do it like that at the moment. High test and recent stress have made a lot fall out too.

What would a better hairstyle look like?

Been there for a couple years. It was nice cutting it off because it was lighter and cooler in hotter weather

Buzz cut until the day I fucking die.

OP here

I really hate modern hair styles, I dont even know what the fuck a fade is, maybe it's because my dad was born in 1954 and I grew up learning everything about anything (hair included) just from watching him because the cynical fucking bastard never talked to me LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE GOD DAMN IT WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST FUCKING TELL ME YOU WERE DISSAPOINTED AT HOW I BECAME INSTEAD OF JUST ASKING ME TO WATCH TV LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH YOU WOULD OF MADE EVERYTHING BETTER WHEN YOU KNEW I HATED YOU

So yea, I wear a classic pompadour.

I just wake up and brush it all straight down on the sides and back until the knots are gone and then brush my bangs in a side part to get them out of my face. My bangs are so long now they get all inside my mouth when I'm trying to sleep. I look insane and feral. It gets really long after a couple years and I cut it down as far as I can with scissors and shave it all off like a skinhead. Rinse and repeat. I don't like to do anything about my appearance, never even bought my own clothes before.

I actually made this haircut popular, also known as the "hitler youth". It was back in 2011 or 2012.

go back to /tv/, dane

I have long hair (not that "chin length" that most consider long hair, i mean "mid back length"), i just style it whichever way i feel suit best the way i'm dressing that day and/or my mood.
Most of my hairstyles are pretty effortless tho.

Like this tbqhon

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>he didn't get the reference.
Kys user

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like this
some guy thought I was a girl today, I wasn't sure if should be embarrassed or he should be. I bet he felt like a faggot

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I've been growing it for a year, it's like, chin length at the front, like a bit longer than shoulder length at the back.
I just brush it and tuck it behind my ears when i'm outside, and let it just hang over my face/ears when at home.
Getting my haircut last year made me feel horribly depressed last time and after crying, my mother stopped pressuring me to get it cut, so I don't get it cut anymore.

kek me too, not having to get hair cuts is great. I fucking hate having to make small talk and just social interaction in general and it always looks like shit. Now it's long enough that I can trim the ends myself. I'm gonna keep it this way until I start to go bald then just buzzcuts for the rest of my days

>referential humor

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Just find a local barber who is somewhat chill.
Go there, stay silent for the entire time unless they ask you a question or something.

Give them a heafty tip.

They will love you for it.

I just go an a cycle of my hair
Buzzcut -> Random middle long unkempt hair -> Topknot -> Buzzcut
Repeat this process every 2 years or so

Never post normie hair on my board ever again

I can't do any of the hairstyles in pic related because I have a high hairline, so when I put my hair up I look like a balding 65 year old man. But also because of that I do style my hair, I just keep it long and wavy

I used to have long hair. Before that, I had an undercut with a long top flowing over the side. Eventually, the sides grew back in and it looked pretty good to me, so I kept it. Then it grew really long after not cutting it for a year and a half, growing to my shoulders. I still thought it looked cool and I would get a compliment on my hair now and again. Recently I buzzed it all off and I regret it.

>TLDR: I like long hair.

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Got a haircut today I asked for an undercut and i instantly went from a 5 to an 8/10 just like that. Now I'm feeling good about myself i'm prob gonna get a gym membership tomorrow to continue feeling good.

cute!
vaguely similar to top middle but i'm not that hi-t looking. such is life

one inch gaurd on a buzzer.

lazy, cheap, and hate getting haircuts
I don't even know what I want or what would look good on me

I got a big ass fro going. Haven't cut it in like 16 months

What are some easy but manly good looking haircuts? I have long hair and i really need to cut it off. No pineapple, that looks like shit.

>paying for a hair cut
>not just buying a buzzer and shaving your head

Hair belongs on a womans head for men to pull during intercourse

I have long hair, I will get bangs after I have my first pro fight.

>butthurt baldingfag detected

lmao

I just let it grow because I don't like how anyone has ever cut it.

Is this gayy?

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My hair is just medium length. I don't do anything with it except wash it.

>have curly (3B) style hair.
>Every single hairdresser I've ever been to cannot cut curly hair for the life of them and I end up with a haircut about 3x shorter than I asked.

Having curly hair is fucking nightmare, unless you oil and condition it every fucking day it just turns into frizzy awfulness, because it's also curly it has a lot of weight and just always falls flat and looks awful.

I just want my hair to look like pic related but I can never fucking get it because hairdresses keep fucking up.

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all of these are gay fucking Brad tier haircuts lmao. Stick with the tried and true classics like a decent side part with some CREW holding cream. Makes it stay put without a greasy shine, unless you want that look.

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0 on the sides and back, 5 inches on top, slicked back and slightly to the side

All hairs eventually get shed and (except in the case of baldness) get replaced with new hairs.

If you go several years without cutting your hair, none of them will remain that have been cut. So maybe that will make you feel a bit better.

Fellow curly haired male user here---try Paul Mitchell's "The Cream". It won't look like your pic, but its a good look for curly hair. Just don't use too much or it gets stiff.

I think I misunderstood your post. I thought you had converted to Sikhism or something and therefore wished your hair had never been cut.

But reading it a second time it seems more like, you just don't like the haircuts you've gotten so you quit getting haircuts.

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Used to have a goatee and stache with a hitlerjugend cut or jugendcut.
The normies use the versions on OPs pic, but i had something like this except with the front part on one side of my face

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fucking ew, every single one of those hairstyles is numale trash

Buzzed sides, comb the top over.
I let it grow out quite long then rinse and repeat.
Pretty standard stuff.
it's also a natsoc haircut

i shaved my head a couple days ago and i look really weird

You'll get used to it and start to like. I realized girls liked me better when I was bald.

Why are men so desperate to look like Hitler Youth lately?

>lately
have you been living under a rock this whole time?

Undercut is very popular m8. Don't have to be a nazi to have it

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>Why are men so desperate to look like Hitler Youth lately?
They're preparing for the day of the rope.

Buzzcut. Simple, clean, no stress involved.

are you black? please do longer dreads, those are hot

I let mine grow long like a wild man

All these long haired fucks think they look like tarzan but they really look like pic related

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>are you black? please do longer dreads, those are hot
Kill yourself nigger lover.

>goatee and stache with a hitlerjugend cut or jugendcut.
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get out faggot nigger

Unironically like this but with a medium beard.
One friend told me we look alike.

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Short on the sides and a little spiky on top. I like growing it out longer but I'll admit it's pretty unbecoming, doesn't really suit my baby-like Asian face.

When he asks, just say "isn't that the question of the day" and pray he doesn't kill you.

This isn't me, but it's the closest i've ever seen a random stranger look like me (yes i'm a long hair fag, mostly just do it cause i'm half native and it's tradition)

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Like this in the most original way

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Balding.

I'm also a broke NEET with only boots for footware, and dark clothing, so if I go outside you can probably guess how I'd look.

Life is a series of catch-22s.

This
It's the millennial mullet

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what is the top right one called? looks like a proper nazi haircut. the right angle is the nazi angle

I used to have a ponytail for three years and thought it was really good, but recently I made myself something similar to top middle and looking at my old photos now, I must say, growing a ponytail was absolutely fucking disgusting.
Well, of course I don't look nearly as good as the image, but I consider that one to be the only viable because buzz-cutting the sides is equally disgusting as long hair

>I used to have a ponytail for three years
My retarded faggot brother did the same thing. It always looked shit.

admittedly.
why did I think it was a good idea?
fucking kill me

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Can't getting easier than buzzcuts

it's not, like, super fantastic
but at least it's better

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>barber A fucks my hair up
>go to barber B to get it "fixed"
>even worse now

Now I look like simple Jack.

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my hairs down to my lowerback and its generaly in a ponytail or balled into a knot. it works if you can pull it off

originally refer to it doesn't work unless you look like a manly man or literal anime
plus, I eventually got tired of using so much shampoo, hair constantly covering the view, stray hairs around my room, clogged pipes in bathroom, etc, etc.

From that picture you look like how my brother did.

Val kilmer can pull it off, you can't.

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my hair looks this right now.

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I am hideous by default and no haircut can fix it. I therefore just get buzzcut since it's quick and cheap.

I just comb my hair back. People say I look like a mobster, Patrick Bateman or a SS-man so I guess it suits me.

not any of those faggot hair cuts. I just have a simple number 4.

The face alone says faggot

This pretty much. Left temple side part with some putty to hold it in place and control my wavy hair. More of a practical haircut for me when you have really thin hair and a large forehead.

I get a low fade kind of like pic related

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Look up the terminology online

You can show your barber pictures. That's basically a long side part combover

I go to the same exact woman to cut my hair for 10+ years now, I just sit down ,"as always". It feels comfy man, I fear the day when she will retire. She just shortens my hair the right way.

>tfw I'm a balding manlet

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It's just hair. Why do you have to "do" it like some metrosexual faggot.

Pic related is my hair, less blonde tho

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