/FPH Comics edition

I love the hot dog guy who gave the little girl some cardboard.

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Can you imagine having literally nothing going for you except your looks, and then becoming a fatass?

Wait Marilyn Monroe is kill?

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>"Can you imagine having literally nothing going for you except your looks"
No, I can't
:(

>infinity tattoo on her gut
Oh I am laffin

Enablers are just as bad

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>Can you imagine having literally nothing going for you except your looks
Not even my looks :(

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>Bold
>Rebellious
>Happy
>Insufferable

Jesus christ. Imagine cope of dude who created this.

Why does his face get thinner each panel

I don't understand. Did she queef out her deodorant or something?

>teehee I'll just destroy the health of my boyfriend because im so health conscious

We live in a dystopia, everything is going to shit. We praise being unhealthy. I've been called a health obsessed because I go to the gym a couple of times in the week and don't fill myself with garbage. What the fuck

Is this the same perverse sense of power over the body that anorexic people feel?

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I saw a fat tumblr girl before I knew about tumblr and fat acceptance. Best tit jobs, free drugs and plenty of junk food.

I know it's easy to hate these people from all their (passive-)aggressive displays, but they honestly do live a miserable existence. The more they claim to have moved past caring about what others think, the more they REALLY care about what others think. They have extreme social anxiety issues and I imagine many of them will die at a very early age from health issues or suicide.

But for your own benefit, if you react so strongly to these tumblr fatties, despite seeing both sides of the story, I highly recommend examining yourself and making sure you don't have some underlying issues that you're lying to yourself about. Because, if you're level-headed and open-minded, there's really no reason to be getting infuriated over this.

not a dystopia but a utoypia
we have everything we ever need and want
this lack of demand for survival is driving people insane
look up rat park, it's what happening to us but luckily we have the creative power to make up problems and one day may nuke our fat asses into a new era of progress

utopia*

THIS. Abundance fucks up human brains.

Tangent, but how are women so stupid that they think sleeping around validates them? That is almost nobody's real experience, and it leaves them a used-up husk of a human. At the same time, all their friends are telling them that it's "empowering" and "finding themselves".

why do women think its okay for them to punch others again

Because up until recently no one in the world would ever think of hitting them back.

Isn't sleeping around what half of Jow Forums wants to do too? This desire isn't exclusive to women.

It has the same effect on men, unironically. People want to slut around, just like they want to take drugs and eat fried lard. The difference is that before society would slap you down for that, now it's tied in with sex-positive feminism or Jewish entertainment that glorifies that behavior. More so, I wanted to comment on how people reinforce other's bad decisions to feel better about themselves.

If you think we live in an utopia you really need to get out more.

Lol, no. The one thing "fat advocates" are very clear on is that it only applies to fat women.

i see these comics and i really wonder what mental hoops do you have to get through to think that being complacent/ lazy and a slave to fast food reducing your mental and physical capacity ( according to science ) giving you high chance of dying at a very young age and making your social and sexual life harder is considered an achievment

next thing you know these niggas gonna start praising people for shooting up heroin

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Mirin' those forearms, bitch could probably rip open 3 bags of lays at once

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if you live a miserable life and you know and want to change it, that is one thing

but pretending your miserable life is some kind of statement on today's society is really mind boggling, do these people understand how stupid they sound?

And in a macrospopic view you may think it is a minority issue but this mindset is plagueing the average joe like all hell lately. Everyone is becoming a walking corpse just going through life endlessly achieving nothing of worth for 80 years. This is in large part due to people bringing their guard down after the war and getting complacent(imo), thinking things were fixed and we would live carelessly to infinity

When there is no struggle there is no achievment. Without bad there is no good. Spoonfed millenials don't understand they are creating an abomination of a social construct

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Because women are babies.

to the average joe not seeing through western world's bs we might as well be living in one, he is not entirely wrong

the armpit hair sure talks a lot

>Praising people for shooting up heroin
They already are.

>the doctor says you disgust me instead of actual health concerns, which would contradict the comic's retarded message
Gold

shes been dead for like 50 years homie

im a burgerfat living in the well off white community in LardLand USA
nobody here goes hungry, nobody goes thirsty, medical care is provided to everyone because everyone has a job to pay for insurance and a nice 2 story home
everyone has an education and there is no crime

i live in the picture of a utopia and it is driving people into a passive bitch mindset where problems and pain are to be avoided and shun at all cost
"manning up" is seen negatively, challenging oneself is seen as unnecessary, and everyone has some sort of meme mental issue that a doctor never diagnosed and if one did all they do to treat it is take the magic pills prescribed to them

>tldr: im living in the whitest part of michigan and everyone here is a PUSSY BITCH and their minds match that of rats in a rat park

She slipped on it because she's small and clumsy.

I have this pic saved but wtf is it from?

>i live in the picture of a utopia and it is driving people into a passive bitch mindset where problems and pain are to be avoided and shun at all cost
>"manning up" is seen negatively, challenging oneself is seen as unnecessary, and everyone has some sort of meme mental issue that a doctor never diagnosed and if one did all they do to treat it is take the magic pills prescribed to them
this is also happening in my poor ass country(european) where people barely scrape by. They still out there pushing for these complacent ideals. On a lesser scale ofcourse, but it is still happening and it is getting alot of monetary support

I think it is more of a fake utopia created by big corps, media etc than the actual best way people could be living

This is not a high paying white neighborhood in the USA phenomenom user

Because they’ve never punched anyone before

What kind of a punch is that? Her right shoulder is way back and her face forward like she's just pushing the fist forward with medium strength. No where near enough force to send the other girl's feet flying that high. Maybe knock her over yeah but anyway it's a sucker punch without cause.

Ohhhhh
thank you

would you believe my "utopia" is right next to Detroit?
it's not a utopia by any academic standards but the mental symptoms of one are very prevalent and i hate it
People i the poor parts of the city live the same as the ones in the rich, which is fat and lazy.
You're right about big corps dumbing down people and making life "easy"
it's "easy" to live a good life working a slightly above terrible job so long as you make more than minimum wage here
we call it comfortably poor, think redneck lifestyle

couldn't have said it better
always think of that song when discussing modern society
youtube.com/watch?v=akDsHTdGDCc

At least fighting for self development and life quality is not forbiden, for now. We are gonna make it brahs

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fuck yeah
we're all going to make it

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No problem fren :).

Looks like bluto from popeye

i hate fat people so goddamn much

im usually a nice tolerant person but how are they so fucking lazy and disgusting

i hate this side of me

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heres some rage fuel for you

i work fat food aka fast food and a 400 lb man walked in yesterday with a complaint
his order was incorrect the last time he ordered so the assistant managers offered to make it right

this blob person presented a coupon, a family dinner coupon, 4 sandwiches, 4 sliders (mini sandwiches) and 4 small sides all at a big discount

due to this blobs prior issue the managers upgraded his sides to large sides and offered him a free drink

this man ate 4 double burgers (790 calories each) 4 chicken sliders (240 calories each) 4 large potato cakes, which is 4 potato hash brown triangles (140*4 calories each) and a large chocolate shake (890 calories)

he ate all that within an hour in our store and left all his trash on the table he ate at, but not before destroying the bathroom and smoking in the stall which stunk the entire store with shit and cig stench

>If I gain enough mass maybe I can plow through the wall when I hit it
Viel gluck

One voice of reason.

Fatties gonna fat, but this level of rage says more about Jow Forums than the fatties. It's mostly displaced rage, like a low status high schooler picking on the special ed kids because that's the one group they're above.

Oakland County?

cant blame her for that

Wayne county

Are webcomics the ultimate form of coping?

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looks like a cross to me, although her form sucks.

Yes

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they're a reflection of the coping

Tbh, you can't get more validation than "one more person approves of me". The only stupid part is that women don't realize it's just about offer and demand, and that hot guy that fucked her would never even consider being around her long-term, so she's taking the "good enough for pump'n'dump" and assuming the guy was really into her.

Which becomes a problem when this "validation" creates a self-image that's just not realistic.

Nevermind that these people are not doing any kind of reading outside of tumblr, but how the hell would reading books cause you to not be "boring" at 50? That's about the most boring you can get.

Meanwhile muscular individual will have done all sorts of crazy shit, either because of or enabled by their muscles, which will allow for many fun stories.

I mean, between granddad who read a lot of harry potter fanfics and granddad who went to war, which one is more interesting? Physical stuff is inherently "fun", book granddad just can't compete, even if the books were useful.

Someone read the psychological profiles of the Colombine shooters

Considering how many good looking women are out there, they're just going to breed themselves out of the gene pool

She'll die childless, in pain, and alone.

>always draw themselves as "smooth fat" or "curvy fat"
>when in fact, she's "blob fat", "orange skin fat", "layer over layer fat"
She knows she's disgusting.

this comic doesn't even try and pretend any feeling of romantic or physical attraction to the dude

turn boyfriend into boyfriend and literally nothing changes. she's even facing away from him in almost half the panels, now there's a ringing endorsement for a fat boyfriend

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dont worry nigga good times create weak men and so on and so forth

>imagine getting so triggered by someone asking how much weight you’re losing that you pretend to punch them in a webcomic

kek

Giving up: the comic

>I hope that no matter what kind of body you have, you can learn to love it
What kind of evil does it take to encourage assigning value regardless of actual value?
Just what kind of value chaos are they trying to create?

I don’t need to live in a world where people feel stronger once they are beneath anyone’s attention.
Like they’re oppressed just by the act of not wanting to be worthless garbage, and freedom is found by dropping excellence completely.

>assigning value regardless of actual value?

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To be fair it sounds dumb to hear from someone that he doesnt read at all. But these lards imagine physical activity is only threadmill boring cardio and can't imagine anything more fufilling like sports, martial arts or hiking.
>butter golem come with us play basketball! We're going hiking and camping after that
>nah thanks I'm reading harry potter for the 3rd time also my knees hurt

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>he hasn't heard of /fitlit/
Get a load of this guy

>performing basic physical tasks was difficult, so instead of losing weight I stopped doing them

I just came back from (trying) to fuck a fat person and the fetish just makes no sense to me anymore
I got pretty hard when she started grinding up against me, but when the dress came off I just went floppy and couldn't get it in. It's just so... unattractive. Plus she laid there and did fuck all whilst I tried to do all the work.

Tonight has cured me of my fetish. I can no longer grasp the average fatfucker's mindset. Can't believe I drove twenty seven miles just to fail at fucking a fat girl. Fucking porkers. Fuck.

It's from the looney tunes, bugs and daffy find a magic bean and shit happens.

Any porn of the white chick?

More of these, please.

Both your choice to fuck a fatty and your inability to please your poorly chosen woman are on you buddy. I have no idea why you would further your shame by sharing it with us.

>granddad who went to war
>Granpa, tell me about those hospitals full of children, destroyed in drone attacks. Hail Israel.

It's the giant from Mickey and The Beanstalk. You can see he's lighting his cig with a stove.

You're invisible because you're 3 feet tall, you deluded hottentot beachball.

Tell me, Jow Forums. Why do HAES/FA whales always think "screw the socially constructed version of beauty" means "great, I don't need to wash any more!"

they think smelling like a burst sewage pipe in 50c weather is part and parcel with being a gravitational anomaly due to too much effort

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I want to ____ the orange bunny!