Post Braphogs
Post Braphogs
Brandon Wood
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Jace Reyes
>braphogs
you mean hogs
Caleb Garcia
She's not a braphog she's just a chubby genuinely unattractive cow
Jackson Wilson
I've started to get anxiety when I see images like this over the idea that I may never get the opportunity to fuck a hog like this in my lifetime.
Should I whore?
Nicholas Lee
Just use tinder bro, I'm a dyel with no social skills and I bang them regularly
Wyatt Green
I had a dream once that I marathon fucked her in a Walmart and ever since I gained a fetish for mediocre chubby blondes, its the worst
Eli Thompson
>I had a dream once that I marathon fucked her in a Walmart
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
Sebastian Watson
she is more like a low level slampig
Grayson Gray
Cameron Lee
Hnnng
Cameron White
I've been fucking pic related from work for a few weeks now. If she lost 10 pounds it would be better but I don't intend on making her a gf or anything like that.
Jason Flores
How tall are they? 4"10? lol
Liam Rodriguez
It's the blonde, but she's doing the stupid half squat girls do in pics. She's about 5'5", give or take.
Nathaniel Sullivan
she's so chunky that the Stand up paddle board is sunken. she's living out that jesus fetish by looking like she walking on water
Hunter Nguyen
Michael Fisher
Andrew Hill
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
Grayson Gray
>implying she isn't full of flatulence
Chase Bennett
Caleb Powell
Imagine stamping right on her asshole haha
Carter Campbell
>Veins
Muh dick
Ethan Scott
Landon Lopez
>whale surfing
didn’t know that was possible
Nathan Hernandez
that's paddle boarding you fucking retard
Kevin Green
Jesus
Eli Hernandez
Jeremiah Parker
Give me a fucking sauce now right fucking now
Jayden Green
John Young
when I think 'braphog' and 'slampig' I think of women who juicy fat when nice curves.
women like Kim Kardashian who are slim or thick but with nice curves are 'thicc'.
Kayden Butler
unwashed assholes
Caleb Bennett
Only high test men can truly appreciate this
Dylan Ross
Connor Stewart
The hero we deserve
Camden Jenkins
when does she play ms piggy in live action muppets movie
they can save so much on makeup, don't have to do a damn thing
Brody Evans
Julian Bailey
Hudson Miller
Evan Murphy
You have social skills, I literally cannot even have a conversation beyond literal basic smalltalk so how can i fugg?
Landon Clark
Evan Jones
>just b handsome bro
Isaac Kelly
thoughts on this?
Justin Butler
owns the hangover... michael moore .... a number of other shitty titles
D R O P P E DDD
Nathaniel Allen
Wyatt Nguyen
Adrian Brooks
I bet you they're 4s
Xavier Smith
that shit don't look right
Jaxson Lee
Sebastian Brown
impressive....
Dominic Rodriguez
Thats a kike.
Oliver Baker
More fatties
Xavier Russell
Only if you do that to her.
Leo Myers
She was so perfect her first few years in the business. I can't even wank to her newer shit.
Nathan Perry
Obese, but that waist to hip ratio
Nicholas Jones
Ethan Ward
Tyler Barnes
Jace Moore
How do I stop getting boners near real girls?
With pictures and porn I'm fine
but with real girls when I get close I get a chubby
I'm almost 30 too
Hudson Flores
Parker Hall
fuck off boomer
Jace Moore
Fatties are gross. Go back to tumblr, landwhale
Juan Morris
n-no
Caleb Wright
I pretend like I do
I'm not handsome by any means lol
Not really no, 6s and above unless I'm fucking a chubby
Literally just learn how to take pictures in good lighting and everything else falls into place
Elijah Butler
fuggg. I'd impregnate this girl.
Evan Peterson
Ah, well I'm a nog with Barbers rash. Live on, nigga.
Caleb Smith
Cameron Lewis
>tfw not alpha enough to groom your own braphog
Hudson Rodriguez
kim kardashian is a disgusting science experiment, her and her whole clan of wretches don't really even classify as humans anymore
Isaiah Miller
I just looked that up. That sucks user.
Nathan Cooper
>nog
reroll
Mason Bell
Nolan Young
>this is a problem
A lot of people experience the inverse because of pornography addiction. Imagine if you couldn't get hard in front of a woman, but you could edge for a few hours watching porn. Quit while you're ahead and simply realize you're a healthy adult male.
Robert Long
Idk how to word this without sounding like a fag. My dick is 5.5 and some of these asses seem too big to get enough of my dick. Like what if the brap hog complains she isn't getting it deep enough
Nicholas Turner
>5.5 dick
I'm going to help you out a lot right now, more than you're capable of realizing. If you're having sex with a woman you do what you want. You move her leg where you want it. You put her hand where you want it. You adjust her hips where you want them. You move her ass where you want it. Getting all 5.5 in there is a matter of angle and position. If you're not all the way in it is your fault for not asserting yourself. Sex is about power, it's primal in the bedroom, all this femdom shit is a literal perversion of nature because it attempts to place the feminine element in a position of dominance. The masculine is the natural dominant force of nature throughout, and the assertion of this element is what makes the experience.
Lucas Martin
cringe
Juan Butler
tl:dr version of braphog asses are squishy, so spread them apart as much as you want and thrust harder. I love (LOVE) spreading asscheecks apart.
Jeremiah Stewart
Eli Bell
t. onions
Eli Campbell
Nolan Fisher
David Hernandez
lol s. o. y. is now "onions" fucking queer mods
Aiden King
I bet fucking you "men" is a lot like being repeatedly thanked and begged to continue.
Adam Lewis
Jesus Christ
Dominic Diaz
Why the fuck are you here normalfag? Fuck off back to /soc/ nigger
Christian Cook
>Chewbacca-like roars
Luke Long
Ryan Bennett
Xavier Nelson
thank you please don't stop, please continue
Hudson Brown
sause
Grayson Hall
Very nice work user. My feelings are similar, perhaps not so extremely... but similar.
Julian Stewart
Henry Smith
does ANYONE have a source? this one's been around forever and nobody ever has a source.
Robert Taylor
Ethan Harris
Isaiah Foster
my fat gf squeals and farts like a braphog all the time
Joseph Davis
Thomas Baker
Joseph Sanders
Tyler Hall
This thread reminds me of seeing the volleyball team do group workouts at the gym...
Logan Richardson
>itt, fat women pretending be fit men to push fat fetish
>pls like our blubber
Tyler Moore
>those absolute unit thighs
>those dainty ankles