Why not settle for a desperate 35+ year old woman?

If she comes onto me I'll gladly accept, OP you asshole.

>tfw dickhead OP crops a monochrome page (making it unsearchable using reverse image search) and puts gibberish in the filename thus forcing me to comb through hentai to find this (and ended up opening a few more tabs)
Shitheads that deliberately deny people the source need to get fucking shot.
nhentai.net/g/235922/ or exhentai.org/g/1232153/61551ce4b6/ if you want a sadpanda link

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If real woman was that cute at 35+ maybe
But most are ugly, and want money anyway

she'd have to be really hot and force me into it.

>being so hopelessly addicted to pornography that it makes you unironically angry when people make it harder for you to find the specific article of pornography that you "need" for your current porn fix
how pathetic

you are a saint, ty ty

>this long winded "n-no you" to deflect how pathetic you are
Just kill yourself, it'll be your only worthwhile contribution.

I was forced to by my mom, with her friend.

BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE BABY RABIES, YOU FOOL.

u da best user-kun

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only if not used goods (chances are slim to none)
even then why would they want me?

You really don't deserve to be a robot among us, user. Doing God's work

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Greentext please. For the love of God

I want to eat a christmas cake!

that doujin is actually atrocious out of all the doujins I've read about christmas cakes.

>Mom's friend getting older and more desperate
>They talk and gossip and mom is a shoulder to cry on
>Hey what do you know, mom also has an available son if her friend is ok with it and can't get anything else
>She's desperate enough to go for it
>Get the news sprung on me, mom basically says I can marry her friend or I can get out and she's cutting me off
>Me, NEET, don't really have a choice and beg and plead and try to convince mom not to do this but she's made up her mind
>In the end accept so I'm not out on my ass, and they start planning the wedding

I basically went from being NEET with mom to being NEET with her friend, as a stay-at-home dad now.

Is it a good life?

they're fat
they're ugly
they have kids
they've been in at least 10 relationships
they're baby daddy is a psycho druggie
they're a turbo bitch who doesn't care about you and just wants a betaslave

>being so hopelessly addicted to shitposting that it makes you unironically waste your time cropping manga pages, baiting people into asking for source and watching such posts get deleted on boards like /a/ even though you're the one being an asshole

This sounds like some romantic comedy Manga

>being so insecure that you unironically respond to posts from two hours ago

>Why not settle for a desperate 35+ year old woman?
That's my fetish but as said it's a bad idea IRL.

Besides things like having kids, gold digging, poor looks etc., they very often have very bad personality, on the border of mental illness.

How old is she? Do you not like being with her? If you haven't chosen to leave home then does that mean she isn't all that bad?

It's not bad. I guess at least I've got something to show for now compared to before as just plain NEET.

I don't see what's funny about it.

She's 42 now. I don't dislike being with her but I feel the relationship is very matter of fact. I haven't left home because she makes enough to support us so I raise the kids.

How is the sex like with her?

Pretty good and consistent actually, we have an active love life. Maybe not like it used to be now that there's kids and work to balance but we find the time.

>mom: son you are going to marry my lonely single milf friend.
>Son: bwaah! Mom you're only kidding right?
>Mom: I am very serious dear . Shes had her eye on you for a while and I promised you to her and that's final.

It's sounds like a zany plot. I don't mean it's funny that it happened you. There's some serious breach of trust and loyalty here

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This, it's like my Japanese doujins

what the fuck is that ending. the mc is a dick

Well more threatening and belittling than that. It was marry her friend or hit the curb and basically become homeless. Not easy to imagine getting together with someone 15 years older but I didn't really have a choice. Not on such short notice.

Damn. That sounds pretty good user. A lot of folk only do it once a month or so after kids. Enjoy it

Yeah to her credit it's not like some betabux comic where after getting married she was reluctant and never wanted to do anything, always claiming headaches or whatever.

Only thing is no more chance for any more kids which I wouldn't have minded. Having one was scary and a ton of work, having two was less so. Three and it's just easy routine so I'd have been fine with four or even five, but she's too old now we think.

You are basically living one of my top fetishes but I still feel bad for the circumstances

because they arent 2D anime christmas cakes

That's a shame but at least you got some and can pump her full as much as you want.

35 yo women are extremely picky

>tfw no 30+ female aspie to talk to for hours
t. aspie

based. A shame that this fucked up website would ban you if you made this post on /a/.

They get fucking pissy even when you put the source in the filename like you did.

Doujin or not I'd read the hell out of this

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to to make mommy retire early and take all her insurance money.

you know what to do user kun. mix some Methadon, withh xanax

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Living the dream.
Cheers for you.

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Or maybe people should learn to lurk moar and faggots like you should off yourselves for spoonfeeding.

>tfw mommy will never trade me away like a spare piece of candy to her lonely lusty cougar friend.

Yeah because someone will totally find out the source one day by lurking, you fucking idiot. Lurk moar is only used to mean learning a board's culture before posting. When people deliberately make things unsearchable it's not unreasonable to ask for source but they obviously won't get it because the whole purpose of the OP was to be a dick in the first place.

>Go to Exhentai
>Types in female: milf + big breasts
>Search
WOW THAT'S SO HARD

>put in the filename
>don't crop the damn page
>reply with source if asked
WOW THAT'S SO HARD
WOW YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT WASTING PEOPLE'S FUCKING TIME BECAUSE YOU'RE A RETARD THAT THINKS IT'S SO FUNNY TO MAKE THEM JUST LOOK THROUGH ALL THE FUCKING RESULTS

You're both acting like fucking idiots over a small disagreement.

>W-why should I work for my fap ;_;

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Because they are nothing like your pic

>Why should I get called out for asshole behavior ;_;

What I would give for a thicc girl at least 7 years older than me to lust after me and sit on my face while sucking my dick mmmmmmmmmmmm where do I find a girl to do this to me?

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Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt you don't know shit. Bet you don't even read hentai anyways dumb fuck.

Unironically jealous though I don't think being a stay at home dad qualifies you as a NEET anymore that is a job unto itself even if you don't get paid

I meant more as, that because of the situation I didn't end up having to change the lifestyle much. Never ended up having to work was the point. Though I guess being a dad is a different kind of work. I didn't have a choice in that either though. Right away she made clear that she wanted kids and why she was so desperate so I'd better get used to it right quick. Something else I didn't get a say in, we got married and immediately she was trying to get a baby from me.

I can think of worse things to spend my time doing kind of wish I had kids because I have no friends and therefore nothing to do with my free time except vidya and shitposting

I'd like to go to places like the beach and the zoo but it seems weird being a grown man going there alone

True, I just neved liked the lack of choice in the whole situation.

If you want to go to those places though why not go? It's not like you'll ever see any of those people ever again.

At this point the only women I'm really interestes in are 30+. I would take a younger woman, but I like older women so much it's hard to imagine me with a younger woman or a woman my age.

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what country are you from? I dont think this would happen in the west

US. It wasn't a literal arranged marriage situation but mom just forced it upon me. Said I was wasting my life and stuff, it was time to do something useful. Which I guess to her meant give her grandkids.

Idk I just feel like everybody is judging me when I'm out in certain public places but I guess I just have to get over it

Maybe it's just me but I wouldn't let their judging stop me from enjoying myself. At least like at the beach or the zoo. It's one thing to go to a fancy restaurant on your own and you're stuck sitting there the whole time and being waited on alone. But at the beach or zoo or something where you can walk around and go wherever you want, even people around you won't be around for much time or if you want to just move somewhere else so why let their judging bother you if you won't even be around the same people more than like 5 minutes.

>why don't you just settle for a ____
because I'm not good enough for anybody

Based user, deliverer of sauce.

cause i cant find one op you cunt

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Sorry to ruin your fantasy, but in my experience older women are paranoid about being used, and even if they do reluctantly agree to date you they are generally miserable about having to "settle" and can't help but take it out on you at least a little, they also can't help reveal a little contempt for any younger guy who they assume (often correctly) isn't able to date a girl his own age.

The same is true for fat and ugly women, btw.

Ironically, high status, stunning women are often the easiest to hang out with, because to them all men are supplicants and they feel confident they're in control of any interaction and whether things stay platonic or get sexual. Also most men are so intimidated by attractive women that they either don't do anything aggressive around them or don't talk to them at all, so very attractive women don't have the bitch shield that either average or ugly women do.

It's women who are the least attractive who tend to be the most wary of men because they attract men who are themselves ugly/fat/wimpy who it's often assumed see them as potentially an easy mark.

like....idk man that's just fucking pathetic if it's even true man i would rather die then letting me get that humilated god fucking dammit fuck off larper

I live in germany and I also got kind of forced to sleep with my mothers female friend that couldn't find someone to settle.

You get pressured into it and you just give in eventually.

She turns into a whore at the end of this.

man im lonely sucidal bad person in general im just really pathetic but cmon dude i can't think of being forced to be with a washed up 30+roastie against my will i might be a fucking fail of a human but im not that pathetic like wtf my dude cmon? i took the bait man wp

>Not everyone is like me so it must be larping bait!

ok if you want it straight up i just have a hard time thinking anybody can be that pathetic to actually have that happen to them like wtf went so wrong were sucide or telling them to fuck off were not an option and instead dating a 30+ washed up roastie against your will like honestly wtf happend user are you that fucking pathetic holy shit.... i dont even feel bad cause fucking hell i still can't believe that shit would actually happen

>i just have a hard time thinking anybody can be that pathetic

You are woefully lacking in life experience.

Good point. I've kinda checked outta this garbage anyway

women at 35 will take anything.

>mom has catlady friend
>already past her 40s
>crazy as FUCK, has the psycho eyes
>found a beta fat brown dude
>treats him like a kid, voice and expressions, the whole shebang
man i never cringed so hard last time i saw them and she was nursing him because he reacted poorly to pepper, she treats him like her fucking cats

This needs to be the motto for this board

lurking more isnt about source you newfaggot

I unironically had one come onto me a few weeks ago through work, she's like 8/10 and even taller than me since I'm a manlet. I actually feel bad for her, she should be having a cozy family life by now but her dysfunctional personality must have driven away everyone who tried to get close.

I'd go for a hot enough woman who's emotionally mature and smart... I'm fine with women over 30 but I'm really not sure what my upper limit is.

>emotionally mature women
oh nononono

Not interested in stuff 10 years past their expiration date.

What's wrong with that, user? Originally spoken of course

Just saying, in your situation most people would have fled. Maybe hit it a few times and then fled, but still, you know...
anyway, now you're a kept man, at least the milf makes enough money for the whole family.

Fled, but to what? Be homeless? I didn't/haven't even gone to college and never worked. I'd be lucky to get a job as a janitor I think.

Not him, but putting yourself in extreme situations enforces critical thinking. You'd find some low-paying job and can live in some hostel with immigrants, but as a result you'd stop being NEET. Then put effort to improve your situation. Or you might end up being a junkie, going ot jail and die. At least I'd choose that path on your place. You chose less risky one and maybe for good.

>end up a junkie, going to jail and die

That's what was on my mind and what I was afraid of, why I went along with things.

Only the hottest bants

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There are none of those in the asian variety anywhere near where I live.
Otherwise I would do it in a hearbeat.

I used to fuck a 35 year old woman. She was cheating on her crippled boyfriend with me. She couldn't leave her crippled boyfriend because he had her so tightly wrapped around his crippled finger that she did everything for him and thought he would die if she wasn't there to take care of him.

Shit was fucked.

doing God's work on earth

those are too big man