Fat or thick what does fit think?

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I wish I looked like a Chad ):

This screams catfish

If you get a hotel for a one night thing aren't you essentially paying (in terms of value) for a hooker? The fact that she is both unwilling to have you over or go to your place sounds pretty sketch. Then again I have 0 experience with tinder.

If she responds we would split it 50/50 I’m dyel bro

Is that a modeling shoot pic? Why does it seem so staged? Are you sure she'a genuinely who she is on her profile OP I don't want something bad happening to you.

This. You're gonna end up in some hood BnB and get fucking mugged

this.

i'd eat that shitty like an apple fritter

This. Insist you meet in an area you’re familiar with instead of wherever she suggests.

based fatty fucker

He should bring a gun. Either he gets to fuck this cute chick, or he gets to kill some niggers. Both would be fun new experiences.

a hooker you would have to pay for her time and the hotel room. In this case, you are only paying for the hotel room and you are fucking a girl that actually wants to fuck you (which is hotter than fucking a prostitute IMO)

Fake she's a Moroccan singer
instagram.com/dounia/

OP you better not be a dumbass and fall for this obvious trap

OP /JUST/'d

She's probably ugly as fuck under all of that makeup

>go to trap expecting to get mugged
>bring dozen friends of your own to mug the muggers

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Kek maybe we should all go with OP to protect him

lel, that'd make for quite the event. A bunch of autistic bodybuilders mugging some catfish

Why is every single match a Jow Forumsizen gets inevitably fake?

Also OP should go anyway for the lulz. Or at least set up a date and time and don't go. Or send a tip to the police saying you heard of a drug deal in that hotel room. Then post news article if there's a shoot out.

She is either:

A.) A catfish

or

B:) Fucking around with you. Hence the thing about the hotel. It's like a ridiculousfantasy scenario intended to signal she's not serious about meeting up with you and fucking immediately. If she'd been like "I don't care just fuck me up" you would have reall been trying to meet up asap and she's not about it.

When I started lifting I didnt know what to do so I did curls and shrugs for a fuckijg hour. When I started I could only curl the 12.5lbs dumbells. Now I can curl 35s and I dont even do curls except when I'm fucking around.

Also the girl? My dick will go anywhere and fuck anything but she is actually hot

Fat. Once she’s naked the rolls will spill out.

kek

Woke

OP here , I reported and unmatched. Dubs decides what I say

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The negress in question

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you're going to end up mugged, human trafficked', or cut up in pieces.

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Nothing sexual about punching me in the balls.

JUST

nothing sexual about stomping on my balls in high stiletto heels.

Or raped by big black men

How about if it involves making beautiful mixed babies together?

That's some clever Myspace wizardry to hide those giant thighs and tuckshop arms.

I realized I needed a change when I couldn't see my sick when I looked down.

sounds about right

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Can we fucking chill with this retard "thick" meme? Please for the love of God? "Thick" attempts to beautify fat. Disgusting fat. It originates with Black women, because they have far higher body fat than White women. So, Black men say, "She T H I C C." Black culture is dominant in the United States, so now "thick" has warped the minds of Whites into thinking that "thick" is attractive. It's not. It's fat. Stop letting your mind be Negro-ized. It's disgusting.

What weapons would we use
I call the chambered bar attachment. My strength is not high enough to wield 2H weapons like a barbell

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I'm putting a team together.

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Angler Squad, Assemble!

i remember a couple years ago i was fucking my fuck buddy, i stuck my finger in her ass while fucking her and she told me to take my finger out only to finder a bit of shit on my finger. mad fucking awkward trying to hide my hand and keep it from getting smeared on the bed sheets during missionary. I said i had to piss just got i could get some soap and water to wash that filth and stink from my hands.

>mfw my balls are slapping her asshole and she has the nerve to withhold a loaf.

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Help I don’t know what else to say

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First part

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This is why you ask before sticking a finger in

doing god's work. pull something out of your ass and keep it going. show the power level.

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what? no... the fuck is wrong with you? "c-can i finger your ass?" fuck off, you give the worst advice.

sounds like a bot

lol its not, found her facebook

idk talk about doing scientific experiments on kikes or something.

Ask her if she’s actually that stupid

Yo chill brah

Kekked

I AM CHILL! I AM THE FREEZE!

It is, OP’s pic is a famous instahoe (who is way fatter now), forgot her name but doubt she’d be on tinder with an old pic. RIP OP

Thicc unless she's using an expandex or something

It's the Israeli nazi hunting squad