El duende verde

How do I achieve goblin mode?

>tongue out and devil horns hand gesture
Wow what a fag

he has a prettier wife than you

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jajajaja kys spic

el abominacion...

You obviously haven't taken your daily FrogTech™

Mutt-tastic

VeganGainz wedding is pure cringe-fest

youtube.com/watch?v=5PRAYmzgg0U

any wife is prettier than no wife

Like one of those kids who turned orange after eating nothing but yams or carrots for a month.

Can someone tell me what the point of getting ripped is if you’re going to marry someone who looks like that

>ripped
More like R.I.Ped

u jelly?

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>el goblino
joe rogan just looks like a mix of slav and italian, which what he is iirc

If you have gangly arms then bench is harder than deads.

COPE
O
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Guy looks green literally /veg/an

very very good post

el atrocidad

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No way this is genuine

>oblivion character creation.png

anthony burch tier wedding
youtube.com/watch?v=XshS_6evfp4

jesus does this guy even lift. He tries to portray this super serious lifter image but you can probably outdo him in 6 months

Couldn't make it through the whole video

Going to need to see his jolly green legs

oh dios....
el brocoli-hombre...

>look in mirror
>not anthony burch

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American """"Weddings""""

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Must be pretty shit at the game then

Oh no

delete this picture before elliot has another mental breakdown

Neither of them are American, you retarded shitposter from an underdeveloped country.

Why he so smol, lads? Hasn't he been lifting for a good while now??

vegan diet + retarded training

Sounds about right. Thank god I eat chicken.

el ogro vegano...

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lol no wonder even that chink Elgin mogged him

poderoso guerrero leguminoso con estomago hinchado y falta de ganancias...

Santa Maria... el goblino verde de las plantas

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Learn to greentext pablo

Fishing Lvl?

I closed the tab five seconds in. Lord, help him.

>that's a 10/10 in america

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Wife material is not always good looking. That woman is looking after 3 or 4 kids and is helping him with his business, even though he is a complete retard. Good luck finding an instagram whore willing to do this for you.

What kind of fucking wedding is that. I get it if you’re not into big weddings or can’t afford something extravagant but at least dress like you want to be there goddamn.

it's what happens when you are too disagreeable
he has basically no friends and the people that came showed absolutely no respect towards him or his wedding whatsoever

also not having or knowing people restricted his pool of potential mates to what you can see in the video , a solid 2/10 at the best days and with a lot of make up

she will divorce rape him, he will either commit suicide or go full nuts soon

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El masticador verde con el físico de un millón de pesadillas. Jesús galopando Cristo, ¡toma el volante!

I'M 1/64TH GERMAN

dios mio....
el goblino vegano....

Der Monstrositat

She's cute though

I'M 1/64TH GERMAN

I'M 1/488TH GERMAN

Yes, greens are very healthy.

Underrated, kek.

>This is what basement dwelling autists with little to no human contact actually believe

He stayed like OPs pic for about 3 years and then mysteriously bulked up out of nowhere recently, as I recall.
Seems totally legit.

and here I am, ghosting girls beause they have elbows too pointing, I wish I had zero standards like you, I could be happy way easier

I'M 1/64TH GERMAN

On my iron man 89, infernal eels ftw , got 45m exp on me main tho

But Pablo, Raj, and Tyrone are right?

Why don't titlets wear one piece swimsuits

To be fair she’s pumped out 5 kids

obviously 3 pl8 squat or 4 pl8 dl, for me it's squat

99 fish and 15m in wcing.

It's what happens when he gets angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

This pic is old, the green tint is from his old camera. He's bigger now, even in the 20s bf% I'd say

El crucifero musculoso

What is Canada you fucking idiot

How dafuq do u have no chest.

Fucking kek

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now i understand pefectly la verguenza ajena

>he has a prettier wife than you

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>What is Canada you fucking idiot
A country in America, under nominal British rule?

>vegan gaynes

he's 3/4 italian 1/4 irish

fkn nigger man

Why does this guy look like he's a skelly standing behind someone with no head or neck

fucking dying

if he was good looking instead of la creatura, hed be crowned as absolute madman we deserve etc for getting married in pajamas

Look at his tiny fucking neck hahaha

My wife is nine steps above this bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=9SVvJJY7TM4
this was pretty cringy too not gonna lie

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A real human
>bean

>spank you like the dirty avocado you are

lel