How many people have you slept with?

How many people have you slept with? strawpoll.me/15987589

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2. But I haven't had any in almost 5 years so I am pretty sure I went back to being a virgin.

Imagine being such a brainlet that you see a survey thread and rather than take the survey, you ignore the link and literally post your answer in the thread.

Imagine being such a frog poster that you go out of your way to ignore that this site is an imageboard and nobody cares about your datamining.

I do what I like,shit head. What are you gonna do,cry? Well go ahead and cry.

my own original mom

>that one user that slept with 18 people

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>that one user that slept with 26 people

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Imagine being such a newfag you use the term brainlet

>datamining
Yes, google is just so desperate to learn about the sexual history of Jow Forums users. What a massive, unfounded ego you must have to think that any advertiser or government agency or whoever you think is trying to "datamine" you gives the slightest fuck about your life.

I slept with 11 over the past 3 years. 28 isn't impossible.

Obviously 0.

imagine being such a brainlet that you get triggered by the word brainlet

it's been in common usage for at least a year, or did you mean that you're a newfag if you don't restrict yourself to only Jow Forums slang that was in use prior to 2006?

Either because youre a Chad or a faggot since fags have sex a lot.

It's a lesser, semi-retarded collection of data, so it's datamining.

Suck it nerd, it's not my fault you don't know how words work.

>it's been in common usage for at least a year
Yes it is an excellent way to spot newfags like you.

>don't answer question threads on Jow Forums guys, they're trying to mine your data!!!

5 but i havent been laid in 3-4 years

Who do you think is skewing your data you cock jockey?

So adopting new slang makes you a newfag? The only way to remain an oldfag is to refuse to engage with modern Jow Forums culture and memes? Please explain your thought process as I find it equally sad and hilarious when I come across guys like you who think they can judge how long I've been here based on my posting style or word choices. Obviously I know how long I've been here so I don't give two shits about your opinion on it, but the way you arrive at that opinion is always funny.

So if you see a new meme, or some new phrase becomes popular, do you refuse to use it?

>my precious data! i have to protect my precious data!

>so I don't give two shits about your opinion on it
I don't care about your opinion.
>So if you see a new meme, or some new phrase becomes popular, do you refuse to use it?
Asks for opinion.

I bet you ride the short bus.

that user is just engaging in really pathetic-level damage control. they really are a brainlet

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lmao... he wants an opinion about whether you use new phrases. he doesn't give a shit about your opinion about whether or not he's a newfag. fuck you're stupid. jesus.

>greentexting and sarcasm is an rebuttal.

Learn to read.
His point is that he doesn't care about his opinion and then asks 3 questions in reply.

What don't you get mongoloid?

>mfw this elementary school level reading comprehension
I said I don't care about your opinion regarding whether or not I'm a newfag. This does not mean I'm not amused by your opinion on other subjects. Come on man, apply yourself.

>46438949
>"calling people brainlets makes you a newfag!!"
>"Why?"
>responds by calling me a brainlet
truly an incredibly intellect

d-d-didn't you know that they can sell it to third parties!! then they can sell it to insurance companies and you might get turned down for a loan someday!!!

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better watch out user, you're giving out lots of data about how effectively you can be trolled

Just delete your shitty datamining thread and go away. You're not smart enough to use the internet.

it is you who needs to learn to read, user. you're actually dumb as fuck. you think you've got this amazing 'gotcha' moment but you are actually just so stupid i think i might be getting trolled desu

>he's so paranoid about his "data" being "mined" that he thinks that this is my thread and that this entire exchange of ours has been my attempt to trick him into giving away his "data"
holy shit

2, my cousin when I was like 10 and a male friend when I was 15 (I'm male btw, I've had my share of gay shit in life but I'm straight [mostly])

I already told you I answered.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>p-please, leave me alone! i already gave you all the data i have!

It's ok because all of that was personal attacks and you can't understand words.

>greentexting frogposter
You're lucky I have nothing to do today.

>calls me a mongoloid
>gets upset about 'personal attacks'
>still has terrible reading comprehension
>still a brainlet
>probably a redditor/phone poster in denial

>when you don't want to give away any more data but you're such a basedboy that you need to get in the last word to feel like a real man for a few minutes
every post must be a struggle for you
balancing the urge to protect your data with the urge to get the last comment in
truly a modern tragedy

This is really embarrassing. Lurk more newfag.

Keep up that adhomo buddy, you'll get somewhere someday.

>you'll get somewhere someday
>2. But I haven't had any in almost 5 years

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He's still going this newfag

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>when you get called out and you realize you don't have any response but you want to say something so you double down on your retardation
sad!

Wrong guy retard.

>gay shit in life but I'm straight [mostly])
Kill yourself faggot scum

>he can't tell different posters apart even when they have vastly different sentence structure and grammer
how embarrassing

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inb4 you claim photoshop or diff ips or some other shit that will allow you to hold a delusional position yet again

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>when you keep getting called out and you know you should just close the thread and pretend it never happened but you're feeling brave today so you decide to larp as a new poster who supports you
sad!

user.. i think i might love you?

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ur reterded

Oh I absolutely am, I just don't know when.

teamwork mah boi

i am pepe and i fuck myself

>mah boi
Why are youngfags all gays?

>youngfags
trying way too hard there, little buddy
why do you think old memes have something to do with homosexuality? just that desperate to out yourself as a newfag?

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