What would you do if this chick struck up a conversation with you?

What would you do if this chick struck up a conversation with you?

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find a way out of it as soon as possible

Ignore her in a completely original fashion.

Flirt and try to get her number obviously.

I would hide this thread.

one word replies and fake smiles and hope she takes the hint

I would be afraid she's just doing some prank for her stacie friends.

*runs away screaming*

>no visible tattoo or piercing
Seems at least worth the try to find out if she is another damn partywhore. She does dress the part, but outliers do happen after all.

i'd be my usual monosyllabic self with the hope she would take the hint and shut up.

tell her to please stop talking to me

Try and continue the conversation probably not flirt since I have no ego

i'd probably stop her mid convo and say something to the effect of: "hey, do you think i could get a shot at those tiddies?"

But before that:
>leave me alone you filthy roasty

Of course you would, robot

Ask for a boob squeeze

At first, have a Hard time deciding where the fuck should i look, and then i would try my Best to keep the convo flowing.
Although she look beautiful, she's not really my type, and also there's the fact that i don't even know her, so i wouldn't try anything like getting her number or something like that.
I'm not really good at this kind of things (in fact, my social skills are quite shitty), but i would try my Best to not fuck things up, these kind of events are not very common in my daily life, so i might aswell take the opportunity and gain experience from it.

"go back to your phone, it's more interesting than this" and she how she reacts

Short answers while looking in other direction. All the usual stuff I do while people are trying to talk to them.

Oh, and if she's cold approaching I would directly tell her not to bother me.

rape. I do it in an original way of course.

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Put my weewee in her bewbies

Try to supress a panic attack while I fidget wildly and struggle to talk in a manner that doesn't seem like I'm retardes/an asshole cos anxiety diminishes my ability to converse/enunciate about 90%

Check where my wallet is.

Nothing ,because she wouldnt do that.

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Maybe if I'm in a good mood I would be friendly. There are plenty of times where I really don't want to talk to people though, and when I'm not prepared for being spoken to it can really knock me off guard. On top of that I'd be getting anxious about this attractive woman talking to me, making me want to end the situation all the more.

Talk and be perfectly fine though secretly I would be slightly annoyed that I was bothered for something trivial.

Unless they are an interesting person then it wouldn't matter much what they looked like. Not to say being shapely and having huge tits would hurt.

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Talk back, get her number

Thank you for your thoughtful contribution.

Unintentionally weird her out with my lazy eye always drifting down to her cleavage

Obviously just try to get her number, I forgot we had such Don Juans amongst us.

/s

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>Ask her where she's going
>Ask her about her hobbies
>Depending on both answers I either leave and say goodbye and thanks for making this ride less boring or ask for her number if we have similar interests and want to do something related to said interest
I usually strike up a conversation if someone is playing video games while waiting for a bus or a train

Try to ignore her. The only thing I despise more than females are these dolled up whores.

Truly redpilled to the core user.

These are true words of wisdom

Chat it up and try to get her number.

this pretty much.

Tell her im new in town and will be there for only a few days.

This will make the whore realize she can fuck, and dump me with no consequences to her beta orbiters.


((put holes in condom)

ah, a true scholar such as myself.

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Say something awkward and fuck it up and probably unconsciously stare at her tits because I'm deprived of live female interactions.

fpbp
no other answer makes any sense

look around for the camera filming me

"Mhm haha yea ok bbbbye I haha ye I gtg hhha"
Im a retard what the fuck do you expect? Also ill just have a look around to try to spot her friends that are watching and laughing, just to make them feel bad for 0.001s before they continue making fun of me.

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Stare at her eyes with my dead fish eyes until she breaks visual contact

Cum and then start aggressively farting.much to my horror.

>h-hey, w-would you like to maybe go for, umm... Oh look, it's my stop!

a pretty girl would never talk to me at random. this situation is impossible to begin with why even discuss it.

Since we appear to be on a train, I would probably just mumble responses because if it's the morning I'm trying to not burst into tears and if it's the evening I'm completely exhausted.

fling spaghetti to all corners of the world

Assume she's trying to scam or prank me and try to get away asap.

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Smile, be polite and graceful, express my love for her from the abundance I have in my heart to shared.

I only like kawaii asian girls so this woman does nothing for me.

>/s
Go away please

considering i look like this id probably just try and answer what ever she asks and get it over with. If i was me however id just get her number split up then call her later.

>/s
fucking nigger go back to re**it.

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Look at the floor and have trouble squeezing out a reply until she gets bored and leaves.
This has happened before.

Ask her if she's seen terminator 2 and what type of beans does she consider good.

I would cum and then leave her with my Virginity Card

>/s
either a masterfully crafted bait or a redditor who needs to go back

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I would think she's trying to pull off a scam, maybe distracting me so pickpockets could steal my phone, so I'll just ignore her.

She obviously didn't initiate a conversation with me because she finds me attractive.

Shes probably a whore. Look it how she is dressed