How do I not spill my spaghetti in a yoga class full of sexy women?

How do I not spill my spaghetti in a yoga class full of sexy women?

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why are you going to yoga class?

Don’t go and do it at home lol.
The only reason your doing it is to stare at hot girls with their ass in your face. The soon your admit it the better

Tupperware container bro, used to have this problem with bags of granola

Yoga is for bitches also, try something less gay like bjj

Rub one out beforehand

I used to jerk off to this music video when it first came out

CALL ON MEEEEE
CALL ON ME

to fix posture and the stretching feelsgoodman

meeting a nice qt would be a good side effect but it's not my main reason

Does anyone know which porno im thinking of?
Starts out with a lanky white dude in a room full of yoga thots doing sexy stuff.
Leotards and all that sexy stuff.
Then his huge dick hangs out his shorts, and he fucks a blonde with bimbo tits.

I havent been able to find it.
The opening montage is pretty good before all the other girls leave.

It's not FitnessRoom or TeamSkeet's line of workout porns.
Anyone?
Bitches in retro leotards doing fitness stuff is so fucking hot to me

Brazzers I think. Sorta mimics the Call on me video iirc.

projection, I would go to hot yoga with my ex and mostly I'm intensely focused on balancing or how much the stretch fucking hurts. also because you're paying for it, it kind of forces you to try hard to get your money's worth. also I have no fucking clue what I'm doing and the good instructors give really specific directions and tips on the poses/movements.

there was some of the hippy stuff but it was hard as fuck. like there was some 40 year old dude with a marine tattoo doing handstand pushups against a wall at the start of class to warm up once

dont lie youre there to perv
yoga at home or hire a private trainer

Cock robics
Brooklyn Blue & Danny D

Thanks my boy

>already been to yoga
>no idea want your doing
>internet exists
kek

question was "how do I not spill my spaghetti in a yoga class full of sexy women"

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So then I'm able to suck my own dick

Fap in the gym showers 15 minutes before going

imagine the smell

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>Yoga is for bitches also, try something less gay like bjj
lmoa, check this dumbass out.

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If you actually try to do the exercises, you will find out you won't have the energy to look around.

Make THEM feel uncomfortable instead.
gotta fight back with equally thotty clothes

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Based

Is Jow Forums full of a bunch of normies? Why do you all like fit girls? I like petite skinny fit girls I guess if I have no other choice but they're not ideal and i'm not attracted enough to them to spill my spaghetti

is that the one where he yoga instructor gets a boner in class and it slips out his shorts and it keeps hitting the girls foreheads? lol

>women
>sexy

Found your problem.

fuck off faggot

>he eats granola
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Go to a hot yoga class where you will focus on not dying instead