How do you pick up chicks at the bar as a prettyboy otthermode autist...

I have never been approached by a single woman.

only ugly literal autist who never go out of basement and see the real world think women will approach ever
if you're approached by women they're either hookers or trannies

Go out with friends. Find anybody to go with

I used to go out alone and approached 200 girls in 6 months. 40 numbers. 6 dates. 1 smash of a 4/10. Many many times treated like a creep by girls below me cause the vibe going out alone as an introvert is creepy and hard to fake it that you're not just there to pick up. When they see no friends and don't buy your lies about where they are, it's over. Your confidence will get nuked when you become "that creepy guy " even if you're genuinely being sociable

One time I was able to go out with friends. 3 approaches of 6/10s. 3 numbers. 1 smash and still smashing. Another smash in the bag cock blocked with unlucky circumstances. Friends are instant social proof and girls can out their guard down

If I had more friends I could smash a new chick every weekend vs 1 for 200. That's the difference

dance, end up fucking?

Reality check: if you're getting rejected "hard" you're probably not as much of a "prettyboy" as you think you are.

dude i think you might actually be a sociopath

This.

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>pick up chicks at the bar
what are you, 60? the culture for that isn't around anymore. sure, try 50 times and you might get one, but women don't really expect to be "picked up" at bars anymore.

in b4 "not for you", or some story about how you totally do it every weekend.

t. 30 year old khv who got laughed in his face approaching irl then smashed one whale on tinder so now he has it all figured out

>t. guy who LARPs on Jow Forums about having a social life

its called social proof you fucking dunce

I just let them come to me

>not engineering social situations and getting plastic surgery to win at the social game

fucking normal scum

It's a numbers game. Someone will say yes eventually. You might have to lower your standards though, you're probably not as good-looking as you think.

>how do you pick up chicks as a pretty boy ottermode?

step 1 - exist near women
there is no step 2

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Haven't gotten laid in a few months. Lose 20lbs. Girl far outta my league randomly hits me up and asks to hang out.

I've done this before but Netflix is usually a pretty safe plan right?

What do you guys usually do? 70% sure she tryna fuck but not sure. Need a bailout in case she doesn't so things aren't awkward. But I mean I figure. We're 19... She's not coming over to play Jenga...

The prettyboy ottermode is nice to look at but that's it
Women want men, remember that.

jenga cats and cocoa n opium sounds good what are you talking about

I mean id be totally down to play Jenga.

projecting

Bar and club culture is dead, Tinder killed it. Why spend all that money on booze/smokes/cab rides etc. when you can try to pick up women from the comfort of your own home. You can even take your time to consider every line you say to any girl you talk to.

t. uggo

ur actually ugly lol sorry sweetie

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lel, I'm not even that fit and I get approached by chicks. And I don't even go out partying. I was just approached on a train ride to my work by a qt3.14 college student. We were talking the whole ride and I got her phone number. Oh, and I have a girlfriend.

Maybe that's the thing. I get the feeling that chicks sense that you're in a relationship and want you even more.

Bar culture isn't dead, it just changed. And thank god for that. It's not about thirsty 20-something faggots preying on women anymore, it's about groups of friends getting together to socialize and have couple of beers and what not. Old alcoholics are still there obviously since tinder hasn't affected them but they're mostly harmless

That and women of us are turned off by the fact we know you are only talking to us because of what you see on the outside and are implying that we are just as shallow for assuming we'd just go off with a random stranger because he looks good. Who is that dumb and naive.

I do not want to be approached by a man whilst I'm just trying to go about my business EVER. It's awkward and uncomfortable.

I genuinely came to a guy's house to play video games one night after he spent hours telling me how much he hates guys who only talk to women to get them in bed when we first met, then he kicked me out in the middle of the night because I wouldn't sleep with him.

If you are an otter prettyboy just don't try so hard. Play to your strengths of silence and your face. If you are a sperg you want as little coming out of your mouth as possible. Do this by keeping her talking. (not hard) The silent type can be fuckable if they allow themselves to be

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I've never gotten sum fuk from Tinder but I can pick up girls from bars at least occasionally.

I'm not smashin 10/10 qts every night or anything but bars still work dude.

Just go about your life normally. Act disinterested. Women will approach you, ding dong, unless you're completely ugly.

Even ugly women get hit on by a ton of men. Be the one that doesn't in your group of friends. It becomes a challenge to them. Women want what they think they can't have.

Why do you think married men get hit on so much?

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>I've tried approaching them before but it never works and i've been rejected hard
what do you mean by "approaching them"? being next to them and casually starting a random conversation? or running over from the other end of the bar and saying "h-hey ur hair is nice... shall we go for a drink sometime?"

what do you mean by "rejected hard"? you part ways and enjoy the rest of your night after a short but pleasant conversation with a stranger (you'll most likely bump into each other later)? or do you die inside thinking you earned and then lost the right to sex, all in the last minute?

Yes. He hid in a boat.

its called winning bud

K fatty

I’m not sure what you were expecting. That is the real reason girls dont like nice guys because they are the same as all of us but they just lie about it and act like they aren’t.

No matter who you are, you'll always strike out sometimes.

What if I unironically only get approached by girls that have a man and are most likely down to cheat or girls that have daddy/or other serious issues.

This has also started to become my fetish, kinda.

I just want to find a normie girl for once.

>What kind of women approach you?

Black women. From thick to picket.

I act like I'm interested in their occupation, hobbies, music. Compliment their friend, work out which one is more into me.

Pursue more conversation with girl, but also try to add friend to conversation.

Get number, ask for date.

If they are opening up to me, e.g. holding my arm, heavy flirting, or leaning on me, they are dtf. get uber get in get out. Leave number if sex was good.

>only ugly literal autist who never go out of basement and see the real world think women will approach ever
lol i'm sorry user

i'm not kidding these people are the ugly autists i'm talking about
they wish once they get aesthetic women will do all the rest of the work for them and put their vajayjay to their pee pee
i was once thought the same, only to disappoint, now i'm back to zero and learning how to approach
it's up to you guys i'm not arguing cuz i know what's right

women never approach, they invite you to approach, ask me their invitation forms in the real world

Some girl in my class last year emailed me and sent me a message on the online portion of our class, sent me her number after I said hi and by the end of the night of me saying hi she sent me nudes without me wanting them at all and begged for a dick pic kek you are just ugly

you seem like a catch user

yada yada yada
i'm objectively 9/10 face, fashion sense is 10/10, wear rolex gmt 2 women mire everywhere i go
been clubbing every weekend lately, and i'm the chad of the club, there's other chads that outchad me and i've never seen them get approached either
believe what you will, as if i will be convinced from all these larpers who's posts reek of virginity and never go out
next there will be larps of women asking for their dicks, these autists literally think porn is real life

Oh yes I'm sure you're the belle of the ball lol

i literally don't care what you think user, i'm past your stage is what i'm saying

If you've never had a girl make the first move, you are not "past my stage" although perhaps you are even more autismo than I am

yes, convince yourself that and keep jerking to porn

I dunno man I honestly find it hard to believe that you've never had a girl make the first move and also never witnessed it before.

keep approaching
keep your chin up
learn from your mistakes
realise girls ain't shit
don't focus on one girl when you are able to keep a FWB.
Use condoms.

Just gotta put yourself out there man.

we're all gonna make it.

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they made the first move but not in a confident way like in movies
like i said they make "approach invitations"
if you're curious then i can tell you what they are, but you Jow Forums slayers seem have no problem getting women land their vajayjay onto your pee pee so keep going our separate way is what i say

wow adequate image response to every situation, signs of a chad

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or more likely a liar

What? I'm not the one who's apparently never had a girl make the first move. I don't base my romantic and sexual interactions on movies or porn lol

thats because you are ottermode. You look like a dyel in clothers and thats why you have such low success , Gain more mass and start wearing fitting clothes

how bad is it that I know the models name. I know literally every famous male model.

I unironically want the body of OPs pic

Will I make it with a PPL routine?

It's not quite as bad as knowing a bunch of e-celebs.

women are intimidated by how good looking i am
you autists think women are so confident but they're only confident towards lesser men, just like men are confident towards lesser women they have zero sexual interest on

well, women making the first move is literally porn movie tier scenario
let me test the water by sharing one,
>in the club
>girl checking you out
>i made eye contact because that's the only move i have
>she quickly look down because nervous
>continue enjoying music because autist
>welp the girl is dancing near me now
>welp literally twerking in front of me now
>without saying hello first
>i still didn't say hello because of autist
>after 2 minutes she move away with the most disappointing expression i've ever seen
>after reading online i realize for the girl this mean i have rejected her
sounds alien?

hahahaha I was literally approached at 7-11 after the bars closed and then I went and fucked the girl hahaha faggot

only legit post in this thread

post pics of yourself in your 10/10 clothes then faggot lmao

>slayer on autist central website reciting porn scenario
you guys never even go out never even talk to girls yet so confident on how the world works, i don't even know how that works even for autists

Well, since I am a regular looking dude and not Jow Forums's greatest supremodel, I will have to remain content with my current combination of me making the first move sometimes and women making the first move sometimes.

you gotta be more aggressive with your intent, if you're not holding her hand within the first minute then you're doing it wrong (in a bar setting)

lol same tBh

so lads do you think the 9/10 looks 10/10 style supermodel will actually post pictures?

user if you get approached by women and fuck after the club near 7-11 why do you need me to prove anything?
if that really happen to you in real life your confidence must be through the roof and you know i'm larping
i'm autist and have zero confidence so i won't post picture, don't believe me, believe me, up to you
keep asking me how women operate in real life especially in the club scene though, cuz this is the topic i'm autistic about now
it's almost weekend, going out again tomorrow, it's slow but little by little i'm making progress

Pour one out for ugly user

m8 there is more than 1 person talking to you
but your excuses are delicious
You say you're so good looking that women get intimidated a claim that could be proven in 5 minutes
But you don't, instead wanting us to blindly trust a newfag talking shit

like i said to other user i don't care if you believe me or not
you want to hear about the real world, i'll happily share
i never look good in photos, i don't know how to, maybe later in the future if i'm autistic about having good photos

>was at the club
>"u nevar go out"
I see you think you're a special snowflake that actually leaves the basement, good on you for trying to improve yourself but don't assume everyone else here is less experienced than you

>more excuses
nice
Anyways here's how things probably are
You're a 7/10 with 4/10 fashion sense that has a huge ego but trash personality
Club thots don't approach you, because men like you are a dime a dozen at every club so thots can get plenty of attention from men exactly like you

that means i call you larping user
like i said, i saw other 9.5 chad, they don't get approached either, maybe you want to larp as david gandy as well?
like no story in between, meet woman then bang, no story on what you say what she say, how's the escalation, what shit test the women gave, how you handle it etc
it's always woman put their vagina onto your penis, just like porn

maybe
why do you say i'm 4/10 in fashion though, i have even more confidence in my fashion than my face
also i see no other chads get approached either

>like no story in between, meet woman then bang, no story on what you say what she say, how's the escalation, what shit test the women gave, how you handle it etc
this is some serious autismo shit

I've seen dozens of fuccbois who wear the most basic club shit think they have 10/10 fashion sense
If you're so confident about your fashion sense but claim you look too ugly on pictures just post an outfit then

Yes yes, instead women just straight to fuck just like in porn

That i can totally do
You want to see the rolex too? I can swear women mire more aggressively when i'm wearing it compared to other watches

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Jackets and pants
I mostly wear short sleeves when clubbing though, seems women like em arms more too

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>Yes yes, instead women just straight to fuck just like in porn
There's a multitude of experiences people can have before hooking up, they don't all involve a series of shit-tests or whatever the red pilled autismos believe.

>The most basic things a man could wear, especially to a club
>Bragging about wearing rolex
4/10 might have been generous
But congratulations, you spent a ton of money to look average
But I'm honestly surprised you don't get approached by gold diggers

He clearly drank a bit too much of the pickup artist koolaid lad

the fact that I don't write out a fucking novel about a one-night stand is proof that I'm autistic and larping?

you do you bro, keep fucking those bitches
here i am literally slowly learning the subtlety of interaction with women and you go straight to fucking
i call you larp though, but if you're real then surely you don't care about an autistic virgin opinion's like mine

i literally never see anyone dress as good as me, other chads are more handsome but literally no one dress better than me
no gold diggers in the club bro, them girls are looking for chad, mentally and physically, but mostly mentally

i use to think they're bullshit too
until i go into the real world

the fact that you can't let go does
if you fuck women you're gonna be so confident you wouldn't even care about what some user on autistic central site says

>no gold diggers in the club bro
hahahaha
>i use to think they're bullshit too until i go into the real world
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy shit m8 are you for real?

>I do not want to be approached by a man whilst I'm just trying to go about my business EVER. It's awkward and uncomfortable.

I know this is a LARP, but if people believed this, how would men and women ever meet each other?

shit I missed this
>if you fuck women you're gonna be so confident
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
m8
m8
let me get this clear
you think fucking a few women is something not only to brag about, but something that would turn a man into some kind of super confident alpha?
Holeeee shit I haven't had this food of a laugh in a while

your ridicule can't touch me m8
like if i don't know how it really is and i have a believe then i will try my best to convince myself by winning an argument online
but i see what i see every single weekend, that's a more stronger assurance

you're being sour grape now

You're an newfag that thinks his basic expensive clothes are 10/10
Who follows the most autistic method of interacting with women aka PUA whatever
Who has never had a girl approach you first

I've met some special people on Jow Forums, but man you're something else