>He eats soft shell tacos
Never gonna make it brah
He eats soft shell tacos
Luke Wood
Isaiah Johnson
Im not very good at chewing and hard tacos cut up my throat
Gavin Harris
>Im not very good at chewing
wtf
Brody Evans
>eating that fake faggot shit instead of this
Logan Howard
These threads are becoming increasingly obscure and esoteric.
Jaxon Stewart
If I get a Mexican gf will she make these for me?
Jack Gray
yes she will make you whatever you want, but she'll also want at least 4 kids
Carson Robinson
>no cheese
?
Adrian Evans
What's the downside?
Carson Parker
having to go to her families place every weekend and dealing with her mom
Dominic Collins
I like it.
Adam White
>dealing with her 100 bean trash cholo cousins, a percentage of which are guaranteed to be at least criminals
>having amerimut la creatura shitskin spawn with her
>when she balloons into full blown la goblina in a few years
Gavin Long
Now even Mexican girls can't fucking cook anymore. Unless your gf is a little abuelita.
Adam Gray
Get yourself a rural west-Texas German girl and she can make you all the tex-mex you want without la creatura children.
Nathaniel Bell
Would the criminals in her family accept me as one of their own? Would be comfy having a crew.
Lucas Hill
Evan Bennett
>This guy sits at the booth across from you, eats tacos through a megaphone and slaps your GF's ass when she walks past on the way to the restroom
What do you do anons?
Christopher Lee
Josiah Phillips
What mode is required for getting a wife like that?
Xavier Young
>he consumes the dairy Jew
Owen Morris
Women don't have different modes, they all want the same thing, v-taper, adonis belt, low bf% and a huge pulsating bank account... just add a cowboy hat.
Christian Ross
I usually eat 4 of each
jealous?
Hudson Mitchell
>not cooking your own
degenerate
how fucking hard is it to grab 2lbs of turkey and 1 lb of bison meat and mix the shit together and taco it
wew fucking lad, onions all over
Evan Price
god i wish that were me
Ian White
NO MEXICANS! NO TACOS AT CHIPOTLE!