Anyone here who is Jow Forums ever fuck an escort? Did she mire your physique and/or give you a discount?

Anyone here who is Jow Forums ever fuck an escort? Did she mire your physique and/or give you a discount?

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Gave me a rash.

Why would I go through the trouble when women fuck me for free? Escorts are for desperate betas and divorced men who are too old to play the field.

Well user I hope you know that whores are less likely to have STDs than bar sluts.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

Why do you pay for sex when women actually give it for free?

After taking off my shirt
> oh, do you go to the gym?
> yes haha

That was all the conversation related to my appeareance.

I think one of them complimented my arms a gazillion years ago. It was 2009/2010. Haven't fucked a hooker since 2011 and I didn't even want to but my friends gave me money for it because it was my birthday.
I wanted to buy a second PS3 controller with that money.

I'd like to this summer, I'm just worried I'll catch something. There's some really good looking women out there if you want to spend $400/hr.

Tbh I'm sometimes tempted to pay for a really hot one and see if I can make her cum.
But yeah, it's not worth the money.

its a novelty type thing, its not a problem if you dont turn it into an addiction

>t. Poorfags
$400 every other night is pocket change

but it feels so good!

How pretty are the girls we're talking about here? I'm not talking about some thot with heavy plastic surgery. Are there any legit good looking younger girls? 21-25

Hookers in my country are way cheaper than 400usd but I'd much rather buy good booze with my mates, hit on everything that moves at the rock scene clubs I go to and have a blast.

It's weird to me that there are guys who still think it's admirable to get a "mire" from a hooker lol

Raise your standards boys

>tfw hooker mires your butt
>tfw you visit her a year later and she says you look alot smaller than before

kek I had stopped lifting which is probably why I looked small
anyone else find hookers remember shit you told them from previous sessions that took place months ago?
always thought they zoned out and forgot encounters

Where do you find escorts?

I work on a rig for the majority of the month. Make decent money, but have no time to date anyone. I'd love to just get a quick fuck in on my days off before going out in the woods camping.

That isn't too bad. Definitely would be an every other month thing. Is that for the whole night or just an hour?

They are still going to be attracted to people. Imagine only fucking old dudes and fat betas. You'd probably love it to get the chance to be with a handsome successful man.

ps3 controller would've legit been more worth it

You're bragging about having to pay for sex. Pathetic.

>Did she mire your physique
Yes, pretty often
>and/or give you a discount?
Never

Naw, I'm black.

Fuck's sake, just drop $700 into an Oculus, tenga and some lube. Way longer investment and feels better.

>follow the advice of lui marco and delete hot instagram models so that I enjoy them more in the real world
>end up fapping to gay porn
Was this a huge troll or something?

She felt my pecs first thing once we got undressed and while smashing her.They were my worst body part at the time.

>this
became desensitized to normal porn, went nofap for 2 weeks, horny as fuck, only gay porn is "new" to me & turns me on at this point
feelsbadman
funny because IRL men arent sexually attractive at all, yet the porn gets me rock hard for some reason

fuck of Mark. Nobody is buying that shit

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You two watch a lot of Disney growing up? There's literally studies correlating watching disney as a child and having homosexual thoughts as an adult. It's actually very well documented.

The one last night did. She wouldn't stop talking about it.

Sounds fishy to me. All the Disney movies growing up were about a strong man rescuing a beautiful woman. Very wholesome and honourable morals and lessons.

Got a link user? Would love to read

Wait wtf lion king was alpha af

>if you are a rich prince, you can fuck anybody you want
>Very wholesome and honourable morals and lessons

more often than not, but i'd think it's standard practice for them

last one called her "business partner" (they were sharing an apartment) to come take a look and get a feel as well

Before backpage shut down, I used to find a new girl once a month. Only requirement was that she did drugs. I didn’t like the toothless, scabbed up girls, but just enough exhaustion in the face where you knew she did dope and smoked rocks.

Well, as I said, once a month I would find a new girl that met the above criteria. I’d pull out about $1,000 cash, and head over to her spot. Usually it was a bedroom in a house occupied by her and maybe a few other “working” girls. I’d have her get about $500 in crack, and we’d start smoking. Man, wed smoke and fuck for like 10-12 hours straight. It gets to the point mid session where they start to see you as a friend, not a John. We end up talking about our lives, childhoods etc. always a good time :)

Yeah, the sex was shit because she was a cheap hooker who would tell me "you have 5 minutes left" in the middle of the act.

>It gets to the point mid session where they start to see you as a friend, not a John
this is pathetic but I know exactly what you mean
drugs, yo

I really hope you droppedthat addiction

>handsome successful man
>has to go to hookers for sex

Agreed. Tbh, I think I was more addicted to the idea of being a “good” enough person where I could build a sense of trust with a prostitute. I harbor so much self loathing, that I needed someone who typically would feel resentment towards me, to like me.

Thanks bro. Yea, I don’t even smoke weed anymore. Have maybe one beer with coworkers. Maybe.

>was scouting new asian brothel
>Too scared to go in but stood nearby
>Saw 3 tall white successful looking white guys go in

If average white guys cant get laid for free what kind of chance do I havr as a manlet pajeet.

Remember the quote "You don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay them to leave"

ask a taxi driver mate