How many of the robots here have actually had sex or any sexual experiences?

how many of the robots here have actually had sex or any sexual experiences?

do robots enjoy sex or hate it?

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does a dick in a banana peel count?

I regret every sexual experience I've ever had.

>pic
>newfags/normies reinventing memes
Why has the internet become so normie infested?

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>when you get that feel every time after cumming
>when you now get that feel before cumming

I'm done with sex.

I'm more of a failed normie, but sex is pretty great by itself. Being able to cum and then just flop over on a girl for a few moments is awesome.

However, meaningless sex is the emptiest thing in the world, and no amount of it will ever fill the hole that you are stupidly alone and no girl will ever love you back. So the few times I've just randomly hooked up with someone were the emptiest moments of my existence. Do with this information as you wish

I miss her

the more experiences I have the more I hate it and women.

I have and it's pretty good especially if your girlfriend is needy/clingy. She quite literally just hops on top of me and I have a hard time getting sleep when she is over.

It was extremely disappointing. It was nothing like porn or media portrays. Bodies are heavy, humping takes effort reducing the pleasure, jewed dick can't feel much. Masturbating is just as good because you at least know how to treat your dick perfectly. Females can never know exactly what you're feeling when they do something. Vaginas are fucking gross, I went down to consider oral and was met with a disgusting smell like rotting metal. Opened the snatch and saw white mucus globs on the sides. It was horrid, I just used my finger lightly pretending it was my tongue and moved on when she was disappointed.

>I went down to consider oral and was met with a disgusting smell like rotting metal
looooooooooool
gross man

>how many of the robots here have actually had sex or any sexual experiences?

none

It was really awesome. In the end I had to dump her because she was a total control freak on top of being one of the most boring and uninteresting person I've ever met.
It's been two years now and I feel like crap because I miss it so much.

>However, meaningless sex is the emptiest thing in the world, and no amount of it will ever fill the hole that you are stupidly alone and no girl will ever love you back. So the few times I've just randomly hooked up with someone were the emptiest moments of my existence. Do with this information as you wish
god I thought I was the only one. Sex with someone you care about is great, otherwise it's quite literally worse than jerking off.

I cannot fathom the idea of sex because it requires both parties to be completely shed of all their superficiality and masks, they are both completely vulnerable to one another. I don't know both how someone could ever reduce themselves to that state specifically for me, or how I could ever trust someone enough to do that in turn. The thought of someone knowing the real me terrifies me because of the enormous risk involved.

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nope. your picture of it is stupid.

do you want to fucking fight me faggot

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I do cunt.

>tfw serious anger issues but can't act on them because of potential consequences

yeah it gets better when you get older. can live without it but it makes life much better

Tell us more about how hard it is.

It's great but I actually think masturbation is better. I will forever have the urge to get into a girl's pussay regardless.

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The first time i did it and we never talked again, it was the weirdest fucking thing in my life. It was so shallow afterwards that I was just really surprised.

Haven't heard from the girl in ages, don't even really remember her name, was really just surprised because she was in damn fine shape

I had sex with a fat old lady and it was revolting

I just want to have sex to touch the body of someone I like a whole lot and am attracted to.
Not even interested in the pleasure part too much anymore, although I realize climaxing is the entire point of the act.