Could you fight an manlet-sized elephant stag beetle Jow Forums
Could you fight an manlet-sized elephant stag beetle Jow Forums
Jayden Wood
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Kayden White
no fucking way. Have you seen those snippers? Imagine fighting a 6ft pair of scissors
Jackson Evans
Guts barely managed to kill one, so probably not.
Evan Rogers
Beetles adw strong as fuck, when they fight, they csn toss tge other beetle over their head like nobody's buisness
Blake Anderson
absolutely not.
how would you even damage it?
Ryder Johnson
>ywn have gains this mad
Jason Barnes
best response
Logan Campbell
yes because the square-cube law means that as its volume increases its ability to maneuver and support itself on such skinny legs will decrease exponentially. At the size of a manlet it would probably be unable to lift itself up on its legs and would have to drag itself along the ground like a pathetic insectoid walrus
it should be easy to outrun, and if I'm able to pick up any kind of bludgeoning weapon (like a mace, lead pipe, brick, whatever) capable of cracking its chitin it's game over.
Aiden Perry
You wouldn't, you would stand back and let it suffocate since insects breathe through their skin and a manlet sized insect would be unsustainable.
It's much easier for an insect to die rather than be a manlet.
Nicholas Wood
>Manlet sized
>6ft
Subtle
Noah Hill
Thanks, this bothers me so much about "facts" like "if humans were grasshoppers they could jump over buildings"
Kayden Gray
if we unfuck the situation by ignoring the square cubed law
no, it would be like trying to wrestle a fucking IFV that has a robot clamp for a face
Gavin Thompson
I have phobia of insects, so no. I love every animal arachnids included but I just can't bear the sight of a bug
David Clark
Humans are too arrogant. Never underestimate the strength of a wild animal.
Kayden Parker
The beta gymcel crew vs the chad lion.
Wyatt Martin
My man
Gabriel Torres
Just shoot it bro
Isaiah Young
>manlet-sized
I don't get it OP, am I supposed to be intimidated by the idea of fighting a beetle that's about 5% larger than normal?
Jaxon Rodriguez
Jordan Myers
>beetle becomes manlet sized
>immediately collapses under its own weight and begins suffocating
>give it a light hearted kick and claim victory as it dies
What do I win?
Grayson Miller
This. We're no longer living in paleozoic era.
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Jeremiah Bailey
cope
Anthony Nelson
This faggot is right and the rest of you are stupid.
Ethan Clark
YES.
Ethan Sanders
>NEW RULE
it has lungs
Jose Gonzalez
>and if I'm able to pick up any kind of bludgeoning weapon (like a mace, lead pipe, brick, whatever)
>like a mace
>a mace
Nigga where the fuck are you gonna find a mace?
Samuel Edwards
Yes with ease
t. turbo-manlet
Leo Young
i'll prooooooooooobably be able to drown it with my cum
Wyatt Torres
>square-cube law
>exponentially
Are you actually this retarded?
Bentley Adams
Does cat have a leatherage? It seems like it does.
Justin Collins
But they don't grow that size?
Ian Cox
Too be fair it was a two on one fight
Jaxson Barnes
This. Actually it's exoskeleton would likely colapse on itself and it's oxygen needs are now beyond it's bodies intake capacity.
It's the idea most people have that being as large as possible is the ideal state of things.
Aaron Williams
that's a liones... stacy lion
Carson Nguyen
It still collapses under its own weight.
Robert Taylor
I saw a roach real close to me a few minutes ago and ran away like a girl. Had to use a 2 foot long stick to kill it. So yeah I probably wouldn't be able to.
Ethan Robinson
>he doesn't have a mace lying around in his home
Never gonna make it
Austin Smith
What the fuck is leatherage?
Josiah King
Dumbbels are my weapon of choice, a barbell if i'm going in long range. Maybe a kettlebell attached by a chain if i'm crusading