>hanging out in Walmart
>decide to get some groceries while I'm there
>get a can of beans
>good beans, Bush's Bourbon BBQ
>see a qt getting some bacon
>thisisit.mp3
>ask her if she wants to come over for dinner
>show her my good beans, demonstrating value with expensive items
>remember girls love humor
>"All we need is BBQ"
>smile at her
>she doesn't say a word and walks away
How can women be so cruel?
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This is pathetic user get your shit together
>hanging out in walmart
there's your first mistake
>You want my good beans?
>They're good beans
>Come get in my car, I picked good beans
Be honest did you actually think this would work?
GOOD BEANS
>good beans
You gave me a hearty kek OP
Did you at least get a whiff of her asshole faggot?
Pure faggotry you deserve to be alone forever
Bush's benas are a premium product. When you eat some beans for dinner, do you get Great Value Kidney beans? No, they're hard and bland. Bush's Bourbon BBQ are good beans.
"I thankin' bout them beans!"
Do you guys not eat beans or something? They're good.
Yeah boy I love me some of them beans.
Them beans is good.
You're making fun of me. Stop it.
>All we need is BBQ"
What? I missed the joke here
I'm just imagining you shoving the can in her face and screaming at the top of your lungs "I. PICKED. THE. GOOD. BEANS."
YOU ARE BOTH LOSERS
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you don't demonstrate value with expensive items you turd. that's demonstrating LOW value. imagine someone came up to you showing you their yacht and shit. if youre not a lame cunt you'd think they were trying to prove something to you. you might get on iy but still, trying to prove something shows you LACK something within yourself and is UNNATTRACTIVE.
the modern males understanding of social dynamics is truly pathetic.