First date with girl

Details please

You know what they say. Kinos before

I also have never seen any Terminator film

thank god some asshole user gives me props for being a sperg and not fucking a woman or have a meaningful relationship with her....you guys FUCKED ME
first I started laughing really loud, like she made a really absurd joke (I thought she did)...when I realized she didnt I went "what. the. fuck....YOU HAVENT SEEN TERMINATOR OR TERMINATOR 2?? LMAO HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK OR SOMETHING LMAO WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE SO FAR LMAO HOLLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE I ACTUALLY FOUND A HUMAN WHO'S SO OBLIVIOUS IN CINEMA LMAO"
keep in mind the LMAOs where actually part where I burst out laughing at her, genuinely IRL...
fuck my life

>hasn't seen Terminator 1 or 2

D R O P P E D

Don’t blame us for your autism. Never act like you’re on Jow Forums in real life dingus.

Some people don't deserve love.

Yikes

This. Just neck yourself OP.

Its my fault for keeping company to spergs like you who have 0 friends in real life and now I've started turning into one of you assholes

Based

just be yourself

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based

Oh op...

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Call your sister a bitch.

If she got upset at this then just imagine what she would have done if you really did something stupid. This is kinda cringey but its honestly not that bad. IMO I think you dodged a bullet. Sounds like this woman has extremely thin skin IMO.

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Guess she didn't want to live then.

london?

>some asshole pajeet pleb on /tv/
Don't kid yourself, moron. Every poster here is a white male loser.

You need to have some personality of your own if you want this site to not affect you. Otherwise it’s just filling a void.

bullet dodged

Top kek. You fucking moron.

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you've always been one of us man, you're just too oblivious to your situation to admit it

Yes, he dodged the bullet of losing his virginity

I'm proud of you, women shouldn't get off the hook for being dumb whores.
>inb4 thread gets moved to Jow Forums

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LIGHT and PLAYFUL banter is always the way to go. You did far too much retard.

are you serious? if you went out on a date, and the girl suggested a movie which you havent seen, and she started roasting you hardcore like laughing at your face LITERALLY you would be ok with it?

BASED and redpilled, only roasts are getting toasted by this

This really made my day better, I'm sorry you sperged out but thanks for sharing OP

What makes you think she was even worthy of his dick in the first place? She couldn't even handle a few friendly bants. Clearly the relationship wouldn't have gone any where good in the end.

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no I wasnt, I was literally drowning in pussy until I was 25
then I started hanging around this fucking hellhole and now im 29 and almost an actual fuking SPERG like all of you

18 to 25 I had fucked 13 women...
25 to 29 I have literally fucked 2 women...
I wonder who's to blame...

women are evil and they will ruin your life as long as you are with them fact.
Premptive fuck off to all basedboys, antifa and bugmen.

the last time I went on a date was Sunday, this was the second time I was meeting her. she told me she'd never seen any of the Star Wars films and didn't know how many they were. I kept it brief and just second 70's, 90's and now.

when were texting two weeks ago, she was telling me she had some reality shit on tv and so asked what I was doing and I truthfully came out with I'm watching live Japanese wrestling. i could sense this was the worst thing I could have admitted to.

on the same date I'm telling her about star wars she asked what I did on my last birthday, i said truthfully i went to see Japanese wrestling and then caught up in the moment felt the need to explain what Kenny Omega's IWGP championship win meant and the importance of the event.

Yes. Then I'd throw some right back while grinning like a fool. I'm not a child and I understand playful banter when it happens.

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>misogynistic
Lmao! Bye bitch! Who would want to be friends with such a fag anyways. They're both fags, but still.

Tell me more about your sister.

I had a recent date which went like this but I said I could download any movie she could name from my private tracker. she didn't know what I was talking about and I'd had two beers so I spent five minutes explaining the finer points of bittorent and private tracker membership.

needless to say she went home and won't reply any more.

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>that 29 year old boomer who still discusses jew propaganda vehicles with teenagers online

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You think it’s cute to lie on the internet?
You like messing with these kids? They all have assbubgers, they can’t tell when someone’s messin with them.

sure thing

Third post best Post

>they're both fags, but still.
thanks

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she didn't

for

I WISH I was fucking lying about that shit ;_; I've taken a week sick leave from work to just sit around at my house and mourn

>t. roastie

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Lol you fucking retard. Girls like shitty girl movies for fucks sake, she wouldn't even enjoy T2.

Pajeet here, pls no bully

Enjoy being single user. LMAO

based. sometimes you can get away with stuff that's so nerdy it's beyond what they've even considered lame, so it doesn't even register to them. It fries their whole nerd-ranking system

I get away with building model airplanes and collecting antiquities because they've never even considered those things before

Good. But he would have gotten some pussy in the meantime. He will have time to be more picky in the future, I assume he’s young, around 20. He won’t have many options though if he becomes a bitter incel with no experience with women.

im the OP you fuckin moron

i really hope you actually spelled LMAO out

>mourn
You did a good deed.

Im REALLY glad my MISERY amuses you fags

Then its worse than we thought. Maybe you really are a sperg.

yeah because you fucking idiots brainwashed me with your shitty shit

I'm not so sure thats even a good thing at this point in time. Women are so selfish now a days that within 3 months if he doesn't marry her she'd cry rape and try to ruin him. If he does marry her, she'll divorce rape him 2-3 years later.

>blaming others for your problems
Son, no one brainwashed you. You did this all on your own. Also see

hey assholes, OP here
I dont know why my thread got moved here since its gonna trigger the shit out of you but my sexual history is >inb4 REEEEEE
I didnt choose to be here

This hit way too hard seriously why did you say this

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>this guy seriously claims not to be a sperg
LMAOING@urEXISTNZtbqhwt

Haha! I knew it!

Definetly bullet dodge my dude