What would r9k do if presented with this?

What would r9k do if presented with this?

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pull out my mushaf and start reciting surah al jinn

It would never happen

Fuck that pussy boi!

Plunge my pee pee in it

Insert penis into vagina in a consensual manner after foreplay

UWU wheres its penis

where along that slit do you stick your penis? i would just poke my penis all around til it went in

Furthest most southern point

I guess... if it was my one and only, I know this sounds beta but bear with me, I would hold her and tell her I love her.. and help her get dressed, since I'm actually uncomfortable with sex stuff, but tell her I appreciate her showing her body to me, and that she's gorgeous

have sex with her in a non-feminist country. having sex in a feminist country is too dangerous.

>girl wants to get FUCKED
>oh deary me let's get you dressed honey-bunch

lol you'll never have a girlfriend you cuck
Let's face it, you're gay and in the closet

Taking the bait that hard.

At least stick your finger in and get a whiff. You know, for science.

but that's the anus. cant be right...

>slit
>anus

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that is not a vagina OP

>hurr is bait
Pretending to be a retard is still being retarded, retard.

Another of her pussy and ass waiting to be explored by a robot

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YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS FAT AND HER ANUS IS BROWN AND DISCOLORED

Why the fuck would you not shave your ass before taking a picture, holy shit.

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Put my biggest toe in it

Touch, lick, tease, fuck, lick, fuck and touch, creampie. In that order.

I would unzip my pants and pop my bonce ronce the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg

I need a femanon to help me practice.

Sounds like my order at mcdonalds

its been 5 fucking months since i came inside a girl
fuck i need it

It's a set up by Stacy and her friends so I'd gtfo asap.

Desperately try to remember the infographs I've seen on Jow Forums about the anatomy of a vagina and then try to finger it.

lick from butthole to clit, then stick my tongue in her poosy and get a good taste of her juices.

pull out my smartphone and take a picture in which her face is clearly visible, then blackmail her into supporting my neet lifestyle.

If I were presented with a pussy I'd have a good, hard fuck. I would probably struggle to put my cock in her pussy and once I managed to actually get it in I'd blow my load within the first few thrusts into her horny hole.