Even if you eat healthy, exercise regularly, and live a healthy life you will still end up looking like this

i bet he took it up the ass

Took?

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the truth of the matter is that his childhood had some very, very dark moments he's only now opening up about
youtube.com/watch?v=ZK5ov1gkjrc

With dark you mean the color of the dick he took up his ass?

who's to say?

dude is like fucken 50

looks pretty good for 50 imo

Hes smart enough to not get #meetoo'd

he's just pretending to be gay

>still end up looking like this

look u dumb nigger, only fags and women need to care about their looks.

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>ketchup on a fuckin fish
wtf man. dunno if its coz im a jap but salt and pepper or bit of ONIONS sauce is all you need.

Try breaded and fried fish with some ketchup and a lil bit of franks

yeah very true, also a few squeezes of lemon

I hate him but think he looks pretty chad. If my uncles and dad are anything to go by I'll look like this but 6'1

yeah with i agree it works well with fried fish but it seems very weird and unappetizing to me with fish prepared like that

le 56% face

He looks better than the average 50-year-old. Or he would if he wasn't a manlet.

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wut? he eats the scales? Also the plate is way too small. Ketchup is unhealthy as fuck also, its like half sugar

For a male to be so vain is pretty gay, OP.

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>another manlet thread
youtube.com/watch?v=qLYE7bWAlas

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>50 year old man who would beat the living fuck out of you

I'd say yes, there is a point

this always gets me, too perfect

That fish ain't even cooked. Pretty sure it's a meme image

God damn his cum must taste fucking terrible

>even if you eat healthy, exercise regularly, and live a healthy life you will still end up looking like this
>There's no point to any of this, is there?

fuck off nihilists, why bother doing anything

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fucking joe rogan has the head of a caveman dont compare your homo-sapiens looking ass to him

also he is (probably) 30 years older than you

I'm not understanding your point. He may be a retard but he looks good.

We gotta ask bryan callen about it.

Dont talk shit on B. Hes a mans man who boxes and grapples and would take you down in a heartbeat. 100% fast twitch muscle fibers

Imagine how you'd look if you hadn't done all that.
Also Joe Rogan is the fitness equivalent of the current POTUS he just does whatever the last retard he spoke to told him to do.

R E N T F R E E

>DRUMF REEE

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It's a joke. Don't get triggered at every mention of your clown king.
Fucking drones.

did you just edited that image and uploaded the video to youtube?

>I'M NOT TRIGGERED UR TRIGGERED REEE

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>man tries different ideas to stay healthy
Wow what a fukkin retard amirite?

He literally does whatever he is told to do by whomever, no matter how stupid.

Jokes are supposed to be funny though. see pic related for a top tier joke xD

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joe hogz

youtube.com/watch?v=3USur-cJtwk

No he doesn't. He's been greasing the groove and eating low carb for years.

"Healthy" = Paleo and roids

Yeah, nice meme. If you're over 5 ft 9 and not a retard you'll look better than this roided up little manlet at 50.

Not really. He just goes with an idea if he thinks the reasons behind it make sense which is fine. Hes just testing shit out to see what actually works for him

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Reminder that this fruit boi raw vegan looks better at 60 than Rogan does at 50.

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Resistance to disease.
Sleeping better.
Less mood swings.
A fun hobby.

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>still end up looking like this
How is that a problem? Without even seeing you, I feel quite assured that Joe Rogan is 99% better looking than you.

Just googled it and he actually admitted to taking HGH.

Holy fuck who is this stupid? It's honestly just sad, he obviously has a huge ego problem.

Why is it stupid to admit drug use

Nobody cares since he's not competing in anything.

I meant actually taking growth hormone. The only reason to take growth hormone is if you're making big money through sports so the risk is worth sort of worth it.

Only trainwrecks like big Lenny take growth for no reason other than being insecure.

Or he just wanted to experiment with it for personal use. Not admitting to it is more of an ego thing than being open about roid usage.
My friend roids and doesnt get paid for it. Some people just like to do it. Theres nothing inherently wrong with it if you're smart about using

wouldnt surprise me. this dude gushes over black MMA fighters in a manner that made me suspect he's gay or a cuck long before it became a meme.

It would be dumb to deny it given his very obvious HGH head.

Most could only hope to live a life like Joe Rogan, this guy is passionate about everyday while having the money to do anything he wants

Not everyone shares your weird sexual obsession with negroes, stop projecting.

Have you seen the alternative?

Both of these posts are made by Joe.

Obligatory pic related

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>nothing inherently wrong with it if you're smart about using
Wow are /frauders/ this delusional?

>keto
>healthy

What's wrong with it? I dont roid, but I'm around quite a few people who do and they are pretty well educated on what they're putting in their bodies and get blood work done pretty consistently to monitor their health. I dont really see a problem with it

It's dumb that he denies his height. Every fucking year he decreases it by an inch but it's still wrong. He still lies about it despite being proven lying about it like five fucking times.

Life > Art > Memes

youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M&feature=youtu.be

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Low amounts of test and steroids = retarded but whatever

Insulin and HGH = just fuck my shit up senpai

Bryan Called is dumber than redban.

Made me genuinely laugh brother

Why is it retarded? Insulin I totally agree with. HGH idk much about and the only people I see who take it abuse the stuff

>joe "5'9 and a cunthair" rogan

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That video never fails to impress

No he reads lots of books and is very well versed in multiple disciplines