>Oh hey there, user! Didn't see you there. Want to go for a quick 5 mile run with me? You are Jow Forums, aren't you?
Oh hey there, user! Didn't see you there. Want to go for a quick 5 mile run with me? You are Jow Forums, aren't you?
Kayden Garcia
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Christian Gomez
Ill run 5miles of my dick through your posterior chain if you catch my drift
Christian James
Why would anyone go for a run when you have that view of the ocean? Just lay there and relax.
Sebastian Turner
how about running a marathon? that's only 21 miles. You can run that in less than 3 hours, can't you? No? Then fuck off runlet
Caleb Gutierrez
id rather catch a drift of that dope poon honey snap
Jack King
Sorry babe I've sacrificed my conditioning to get a huge body that makes my huge dick look proportional on it.
Josiah Howard
Sure I'm down. On a side note the only person to get me to vomit from running was an Asian girl who had ran track in high school when they took me on a 4 mile run. I would be better off now but I hadn't done more than 2.5 miles at that point vs having done a half marathon now.
Zachary Edwards
>getting outrun by a woman
Xavier Clark
>5 miles huh
>i think if you had sex with about 50 000 times with avarage sized dicks then that would roughly equal to 5 miles
>uh and ..... wanna go drink some coffee with me?
Christopher Sanders
That's what I call a bad night
Joseph Brown
Nah
Kayden Taylor
the alpha choice is to choose the gains over 1 sloot and aquire many sloots later
Easton Ross
The true alpa choice is acquire a man sloot or a few of them.
Joseph Martin
implying bitches like this can run 5 miles, the walking pace they are jogging at is hardly running
Mason Brown
>Nothing personal sweetie, but you aren't really my type.
>Now please excuse me while I do my intense workout of 3 reps
Wyatt Collins
Yeah sure
Jordan Rogers
> tfw waiting for running partner
Brandon Ross
I'd rather run with the qt and relax together or go for a swim afterwards.
Relaxing after exerting yourself feels 100x more rewarding than just relaxing, not to mention all the endorphins (boners) you will get from running and being with the qt
Asher Clark
A marathon is 26.2 miles, did you ever run one?
Beside the sand is the worst terrain to run, though the view and the sea breeze would be amazing
Cooper Barnes
>sorry I can't hear what you're saying, because I'm apparently focusing on the patch of dirt behind you
Jacob Perry
>Why would anyone eat oats, chicken rice broccoli, and tuna salad when you can eat frosted flakes, cheeseburger and pizza?
Never gonna make it
Luke Robinson
The sun reflecting off the water burns you 1.5x as fast
Wyatt Gray
Sure.
Try and keep up.
Bentley Perez
>Didn't see you there
bullshit
Eli Parker
You would have to be a genetic dead end to get outrun by any girl that doesn’t run for sport, not memeing
Grayson Morgan
"No thanks"
*continues drinking my beer in the shade*
Kayden Long
If you are a really heavy manlet, I could understand.
Longer stride is the main advantage of men, no?
Jordan Mitchell
kek
William Perry
He'll never catch them at this rate
Carter Collins