Ok user, we're here. Now what did you want to tell me?

just give her an egg or something

Is majonaise an instrument?

>that's not gonna work
Works fine when i do it

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Where can I meet a qt like this bros?

What do you mean you've never seen Blade Runner?

I'M BATMAN AND I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

*spaghetti spills*

Is it me, or does she seem slightly autistic

You're just projecting your own mental deficiency

>Why are you so obsessed about Blade Runner, user?

It's kind of embarrassing to say but I trust you. I think I accidentally took Viagra and my dick has been hard for over 7 hours now. I think I might pass out but I can't tell because I'm pretty fucking horny.

I need a ride to the emergency room but you can easily just suck me off instead

You're uuuuuugly.
Next.

blade runner is a great fuckn film

Dunno , just fuck off I guess.

if you still havent lost your virginity do drugs, both illegal and legal, and you will

you fucked up originalino

>tfw do drugs everyday
>still a virgin
>I dont even know a none family member other than my dealer

>Nose rings and shaped eyebrows are a massive red flag. Bye.

do drugs with other people dum dum

where do you find these other people?
I know literally nobody other than family and my dealer

I do drug, getting high doesn't make me less alone

>Now what did you want to tell me?

During this time he became the patron of Flavius Josephus, a Jewish resistance leader captured at the Siege of Yodfat, who would later write his people's history in Greek. Ultimately, thousands of Jews were killed and the Romans destroyed many towns in re-establishing control over Judea; they also took Jerusalem in 70. Vespasian is remembered by Josephus, in his Antiquities of the Jews, as a fair and humane official, in contrast with the notorious Herod Agrippa II whom Josephus goes to great lengths to demonize.

While under the emperor's patronage, Josephus wrote that after the Roman Legio X Fretensis, accompanied by Vespasian, destroyed Jericho on 21 June 68, Vespasian took a group of Jews who could not swim (possibly Essenes from Qumran), fettered them, and threw them into the Dead Sea to test the sea's legendary buoyancy. Indeed, the captives bobbed up to the surface after being thrown in the water from the boats.

Josephus (as well as Tacitus), reporting on the conclusion of the Jewish war, reported a prophecy that around the time when Jerusalem and the Second Temple would be taken, a man from their own nation, viz. the Messiah, would become governor of the habitable earth. Josephus, dismissing these things, said that the only governor of the habitable earth was Vespasian who conquered it.

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Y-your dad fugged me in the ass Owo

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>What did you want to tell me?
ur gay lol

I like your sister, could you introduce me to her?

no, fuck off i don't have a sister

I can hardly look anyone in the eye for more than 1 second at a time anymore. It keeps getting worse.

Why live?

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"Did I ever tell you 'bout that one time in nam where me 'n a few buddies were out campin' by this small village, 'My Lie' I think it was called, when we suddenly hear some gunshots ringin' out, me and your ol' uncle Jim quickly grabbed our guns, some sleek M16s, when a gook came runnin' at us outta nowhere shouting in Chinese or whatever damn language the commies used back then, Jim quickly shot 'im down, we must've shot at least a hundred commies that day, sometime I miss my time in nam..."

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