/britfeel/

is this from mumsnet? what do DH and DD mean?

Not really good at anything apart from inbreeding and raping little girls, desu

>over 30 posts early

finish the other thread off first you fucking mongs

Yes. Darling Husband. Darling Daughter.

can i get an anime recommendation or not? want something with cuckolding as a major theme.... don't want to waste a good chance at movie night with my wife and her boyfriend... need to set the mood.... so she's nice and wet and ready to receive when the movie ends.... or maybe they'll get started halfway through the movie and i'll keep watching like a good cuckold as he gives her what i never could.... mmmm..... then a nice ugandan creampie as a reward...

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The fucks that undefined post about lads? Why has anons picture been 'deleted' but I can still see it.

We're through the looking glass.

Can't get them to do that, I've tried, thread has gone to the paksi

>undefined post
What are you talking about?

its weird the tread repeated itself for me

>can i get an anime recommendation or not? want something with cuckolding as a major theme.... don't want to waste a good chance at movie night with my wife and her boyfriend... need to set the mood.... so she's nice and wet and ready to receive when the movie ends.... or maybe they'lI get started halfway through the movie and i'll keep watching like a good cuckold as he gives her what i never could.... mmmm..... then a nice ugandan creampie as a reward...

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I am on the vodka about to clock ya

Go fuck yourself muzzrat shit. There are no little girls for you to blow up here.

how fucking soppy.

It's from Mumsnet FFS and usually sark.

This mum wants someone to break into her house and threaten (maybe rape) her teenage daughters.

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i'm not crona haha... though i wouldn't mind seeing a meaty bbc pounding her tight pussy.... mmmm.... would like to see her get a thick load in that silky hair...

48 year old, you should check out reddit

New thread? fuck off I'm in spoons

>US TV Shows set in Los Angeles

Who are they hiring to come up with these Netflix categories honestly

*travels back in time 15 years*
*molests you in the back of a kebab shop*
*teleports back*
so...how did that feel?

>mfw immagration has ruined britain

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this lad
orighasroony

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been there... got banned for posting porn... a lot of wimps they are haha....

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>wee box

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reddit has 100 times the porn Jow Forums does

>i'm not crona haha... though i wouldn't mind seeing a meaty bbc pounding her tight pussy.... mmmm.... would Iike to see her get a thick load in that silky hair...

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get off mumsnet lod.

what website is this originailly

Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Moni
Mo-mo-mo-mo Moni Mo-mo-mo-mo Moni
Moni mo-mo-mo-mo Moni mo-mo-mo-mo Moni

>reddit has 100 times the porn Jow Forums does
I'm not sure that the *ahem* 48 year old poster is being entirely serious.

Mark Kermode will say any shit film that is starring or directed by a brown person or a woman is good, or at the very least interesting.

He's actually such a soiboi.

not on r/CasualUK....

god i hate it when women try to banter. its so reddit.

Mumsnet. There's a Twitter feed of the best bits. It's called Mumsnet madness.

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Pubes, put your trip back on lad.

yeah the banter here is so much better cringe compilation soiboy i fucked ur mum lol

Drank about 2 litres of vodka last night, lads. Think I need help.

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>he's having a stressful day at work
>better send him a cunt pic and start an argument
Women

got my wang out lads

just need a trip to spoons lad imo

i think it's cute, like watching a dog playing the piano. not exactly gonna make the best music in the world, but it is endearing to see them try

>yeah the banter here is so much better cringe compilation soiboy i fucked ur mum Iol

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>yeah the banter here is so much better
The 48 year old's cuck stories, random tit pictures and people posting "pakis smell" doesn't amuse you lad? What are you, some sort of interlecktual? You think you're better than us?

Mumsnet here. All you retards do is talked about your dicks and arsehole washing techniques dont you dare feel superior

I personally find the word m*nge offensive

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>Drank about 2 litres of vodka last night, lads. Think I need help.

No, it sounds like you're doing a pretty good job on your own lad.

He gets some things right but when it comes to independent films he's a bit iffy. I watched "Antichrist" on his recommendation and was bored out of my mind.

Yep, this one's going in my minge compliation

It's interesting watching women rationalising being bitches.
>I was going to unblock him but's he just dug a bigger hole for himself by saying 'I can't win'
It's really like they look for any excuse to drag an argument out.

got my lads wang out

how do you feel about me posting boobs?

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>who's it was

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"a couple of sausages for breakfast, like a bloody king"

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I wish I could get mine out tbqh, they could do with an air out

being physically weaker than men means women can only feel in control through mind games. she may not be conscious of what she's doing, but she is basically just getting off on milking his apologetic state for as long as she can

what does AIBU mean?

Am I Being Unreasonable

Wish I had problems like that

Time to watch the texas chainsaw massacre lads. See some normies get slashed up. Shame the lass ends up making it, I usually switch it off and pretend he got her as well.

Lets go Leatherface!

Imagine someone tweeting out our manly conversations here. You lot would be doing your nut.

>tfw just ate three sausages
ill never be a real girl...

does that really need to be shortened?

>Shame the lass ends up making it, I usually switch it off and pretend he got her as well.

Kek this is why I like the ending of House of 1000 Corpses.

Why do these lazy cunts keep making simple phrases abbreviations

>does that really need to be shortened?
Evidently.

Am I being unreasonable?

Mentalist women trying to justify their mental behaviour by getting other mentalists to validate it.

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>Women are unreasonable so often that they create an acronym for asking whether they're being unreasonable
Being a cunt really is default behaviour for a woman.

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>Why do these lazy cunts keep making simple phrases abbreviations
IDK

Just who the hell does he think he is? You bloody tell him luv!

Post more pls

Is having pussy/views of a naked lass around constantly really enough to put up with their shit

IGWYNO
I'm going to wring your neck out

it must be if men are still putting up with womens BS

>be poor mum that spends too much money on drink and shit in general
>resort to cutting sausages in half and then in half again just so you can feed your kids
>despite the lack of food being nearly entirely her fault, she turns around and acts like the kid is a cunt for wanting 2 sausages for breakfast

this is the most working class mum thing i've ever heard

i never wash my hands unless they are dirty
i think its given me a strong immune system

way to spoons lads

The virgin is strong here tonight.

It's shits like you who give me viruses and other diseases. Washing your hands isn't just for yourself. It's about stopping you spreading your pleb germs to me.

Waiting on my fish and chips, can`t wait to get stuck in.

> pile of clothes/underwear I haven't put away and Durex Lube on the bedside table

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Cool nobody cares.

thats what you get for being a hypochondriac pussy

>he washes his hands

haven't laughed this hard in a long time lad

>Shall I shut it in my glasses case

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I'm enjoying them. Nice change of pace.

We could all get Starbound and play together.

She probably just cuts them up because she can't be arsed to teach her retard kids how to use a knife

he sounds like a top banter lad tbqh

Her husband. DH

>parental care
not working class. being left a packet of super noodles on the kitchen worktop sounds more like it.

That's just terrific bants