Chad Tinder bread

Dubs and 5 decides

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Talk to kendra and ask for a threesome with her friend

Here's the profile

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"Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

5 at the end of my post number get

That girl on the back

Don't fuck Janey, dog filter profile pics are a warning sign.

Go for Kendra.

tell janey "hello faggot"

Done
Who should I send it to?

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Any takers?
Sent

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>Memes are life
If she responds, say "you're a big girl".

Talk to her about Infinity War, bitches love Infinity War.

I fucking hate women. Jesus christ.

>"XD le memes"
>"Lolol dogggsss"
>"Mr.MemeMan I can't get my dick hard"
>In the same post

Kill me.

Say "if i took that mascara off would you die?"

Madelein

She's probably got more personality than you do faggot.

So much for "memes are life"

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winner roogigiina
if she responds after though, rolling for this

"only if they crash my plane with no survivors"

Sent

WE'VE GOT A GAMER GURL HERE

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Do you like Undertale XD You are not gonna have a bad time with me x3

Salvage your chances with Scarlet, say how despite her age she still has a mature personality that allows her to enjoy life, and you find that interesting and a turn on. And talk to her about Infinity War.

"have you been so stoned before that you couldnt understand anything everyone was yelling at you so you just stared at them until they got away?"

Tell Scarlet "I'm a big guy. FOR YOU."

How do I respond to this blog?
Winrar, but I was hoping for some SVU type responses

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Kek you're doing the Lord's work OP

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Apologize to Scarlet, you were trying to make a joke but tone is hard to tell online. Use some emojis are some shit so you play it off.

Then be a bit nicer and start it over.

Say "Its a meme you dip"
In an original way of course

say "was being mature part of your plan?

holy shit she totally annihilated you

No matter how much fakeup you put on, you will alway look like shit. And subhumans don't deserve respect.

Another idea, say you're from Jow Forums and that everything she sends you is what Jow Forums tells you to send. Send some screenshots. If she's as "LOL meme" as she thinks she is, she'll find it funny and play along.

ASK HER UNIRONICALLY FOR SOME GAMER GIRL PEE DO IT DO IT DO IT

that bio... so great, kek

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Say "it's just a meme bro, chill"

She probably thinks memes are a picture with text at the bottom

this. It makes my blood boil

Let me tell you about the jews... You can stop there or release your inner Jow Forumslack

If I knew you in real life I would probably kick the fuck out of you. No offense but that's just what guys like me do to wimpy little babby men like you. Its the natural order of things

A gorilla roars

A dog barks

and buddy I hurt people

Sent for consistency with bane posting
Pic related

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Respond with "Nice cope"

Fucking ask her for gamer girl pee dude

>she's trying to meme
KEK

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rerolling for this

orignial

For Madelin (Or however the fuck her name is spelled) say you're from Jow Forums, and that you'll be sending nonsensical memes as a joke. Maybe she'll find it funny.

i'm trembling in me boots

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>Well congratulations you got yourself mad, now what's the next step of your master plan?

"do you happen to know where i can get some meth quickly?"

She looks like she smells like fucking shit

"It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan."
Or
"No one cared who I was until I became a prick."

just so you know these type of girls are very subject to suicide, you might want to chill

Ask Madeleine something along the lines of "Have you ever watched Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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Coming up on a moment

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GTFO this board you fucking normalfag.

Tell Lilly "Fuck I think I'm high."

Calm down Scarlet, now is not the time for fear, that comes later.

what the heck is wrong with her

Her bio says she's Christian

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these fucking filters
>hehe look at me, i'm a doggo xdDDD

Explain why this is bad

>Satanic trips
keep it up, that bitch's crazy

Terrible maymay skills. 2/10. Does it hurt being a normie?

What next brethren?

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the weak should fear the strong. it puts the lotion on its skin...

this is honestly funny, but I'm not laughing with you OP.

Your autism is so strong that even in a Chad body the women still smell it a mile away. And don't start telling yourself that "heh i'm just trollin bro"

Lol I didn't even have to try

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I'm only meming lol. So let's actually get to know eachother. How's your day, beautiful.

>Even if this isnt dubs, say it, i wanna see how this roastie reacts after chad becomes a (niceguy)

The story ends here pal.
youtube.com/watch?v=J9neFAM4uZM

you should be, ever since i have come back from Iraq, I have missed the days we would rape cows. I want to relive that experience here 12 years later

I wonder what would break first your spirit, or your body?

You should be scared Scarlet. Because I'm a big guy...
FOR YOU.

Kek, sorry about being an asshole, I'm trying to be funny so I can get some karma on Reddit. Thanks for your assistance in this conversation, have a nice day.

The absolute state of the modern woman

that disgusting ugly nose, man, she shouldn't be so picky.

fucking kek, OP is not a faggot

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I'm afraid of your underbite

relax baby its a meme. So how are you beautiful?

trying agan for this

Jesus. Talk about low effort.

inb4 unmatched

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Rolling for this. Continue the experiment OP

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aaah but for the days when we would come to know death as our victims bled and their vaginas convulsed around our manhoods

>hehe look at me, i'm a doggo xdDDD
Haha you sure are a bitch.

lordy lordy this to juicy

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ROASTIES FUCKING LOL

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>you think just because you have "muscles" you're strong?
Scarlet your logic just went out the fuckin window.

It's time for the Jow Forumspill. What should I say to this pure Christianfu?

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Wait shes a literal SJW. On behalf of all leftist, thos lady does not represent us.

Fucking roastie slut, start saying some normalfag shit.

Link her the Bane video, tell her it was an epic maymay.

Not even suprised desu famalama

Dont you know about The Jews?

lemme tell you about the jews
*pulls up a chair*

AS LONG AS ITS A FUCKING CHAD YOU CAN LITERALLY SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT AND GET AWAY WITH IT KEKEKEKEK

Already sent this. Give me more

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trips demand it

seconded

"That's not how you start a conversation"
It is now. ;)

Ask Madeline if she can help you lose your virginity OP

Do you have your Jow Forums stats out? About how maybe jews are in Ivy leagues and how many are billionaires?

You should have gradually eased into the pol stuff. I guess since you're going all out tho just say, "Would you like you to secure the existence of our people and a future for white children with me? HH"

post when she replies desu desu

She literally doesn't care lol

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