Second date tonight

same, don't be an aspie

TOO LATE

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incredible thread

don't use tongue for the first kiss tho

o-oh

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ALSO WHAT WAY DO I TURN???

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You always turn your head to the right, but only at night. If it’s lunch date you turn your head left, or east.

Vroscience at it's finest!
Kek

you turn whatever way she turns, otherwise you'll miss her head obviously

Ok like this???
Don't you hit the NOSE???

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>sit next to her
>look her in the eyes
>kiss
its that easy

do i pucker or what

>Don't you hit the NOSE???
women don't have nose cartilage user

>never had gf before
>got to 3rd date no kiss
>she finally said fuck it and kissed me
>proceed to make out for 15 mins
>breaks up with me after a month cuz I treated her like a FWB
She was the one I should have treated like a princess. I miss her and she smelled really nice. JUST

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>approach with natural, unpuckered lips
>slightly opened
>make contact
>pucker lips
>repeat

then
>add tongue, but don't dart, massage her tongue/gums with your tongue

It's ok user you'll get another one I promise
Ok thank you for actual advice, but tongue is way too weird for me right now can I save that for later? does it have to be now???

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also open your eyes as wide as you can

>not frontflipping over her and kissing the back of her neck

I can see why you’re all virgins

Kissing is fucking disgusting and a hard pass for me if any girl likes it

itt: losers give other losers advice

same scenario but I was too clingy and she broke it off.

Gotta find that right balance of treating them like a princess and like dirt at the same time.

ALRIGHT all shitposting and drawings aside pick up is in 30 minutes and I need 10 to drive there.
SO far I like 's advice the most but I need him to respond

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K shitposting aside I got this move from my Chad friend and it’s worked 100%.
>brush hair out of her face lightly, maybe tucking a strand of her hair behind her ear
>if she pulls away from your hand, abort (never happened to me)
>if she slightly nuzzles her cheek into your palm pull her close and kiss her

I’ve only done this with drunk girls and girls that I knew were already into me but it’s worked every time.

This is really good but how do I stop my hands from shaking?

Shake her with your other hand so she can’t tell your hand is shaking

>massage her tongue/gums with your tongue
I didn't even know you could do that

OH I gotcha, it's like the vibrations cancel each other out. Do I need to sync both my hands into the same pulse or do they vibrate oppositely?

They have to be in sync otherwise you might reach her resonant frequency and she’ll explode

also new to me
how to tongue her mouth? do i just lick or suck and how long?
fuck

ALRIGHT OP HERE for the last time.
I will listen to you.
I am leaving now and if the thread is still alive in 2-3 hours I'll report back. hopefully. Who knows what will happen HEH. Thanks for the help guys.

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It's literally you just go for, but you have to see and know she's about it.

Don't come back in that little amount of time you should enjoy your night out with her instead. Don't come back here.

saw these. good advice I think. actually heading out now.

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use tongue or dont, up to you faggot

Bump

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i’m fucking dying

Just talk with her. Get close. And then when theirs a stop in the conversation and she’s looking at you in the eyes kiss her.

i'm fucking dead top lol

Good Luck OP. Hope you got yourself a nice lil braphog

She fucking slapped me. She fucking slapped me when I went in for the kiss, Jow Forums. I’m done

PROOF THAT YOU'RE OP NOW

Mate your gonna have to use younger quote soon. No one wants to kiss their aunt all the time. I know it can be scary, the chance of fucking it up is big but "just" start small. Don't try to deep throat her. Just play with the top of her younger and that's about it. The rest you just have to get a feel for.

just do LMAO1KISS
cmon dude

You don't need more mate

>not turning the other cheek like a proper christfag

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>next to her
>not sitting on her lap

Fucking virgin.

Prove your op faggot

did op dead?

If it's the second date, and you haven't kissed yet, she has already found your replacement and thinks you're a weak beta only worthy of friend zone. Hate to be the bearer of bad news.

do not fucking use tongue on your first kiss, you're gonna be like a damn dog

ok op listen up, i will give you a kissing guide that is autism proof, even for Jow Forums

if the energy feels right and you think you're going to KISS THA GIIIRL then its simple.

step 1) feel the mood
step 2) press your forehead to hers, she will know what is happening next
step 3) lead whichever way you want and she will follow
step 4) congrats you did it you retarded faggot

naturally she wont kiss you if the date goes south but if love is in the air you can't go wrong. Girls appreciate a man that knows how to lead, relationships are like dancing bro. THE MAN ALWAYS LEADS

These beings you've made are hideous

>i will give you a kissing guide that is autism proof
>step 1) feel the mood

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You sound like my first fwb

>butter up and prepare fatty gone fit to become my fbw
>repulsive personality but ok face and body
>he was super nice and into me at first so why the hell not
>i make the first move (kissing, holding hands, dry humping)
>he likes me less cos apparently i was too sexual too face
>can instantly feel he is turned off and starts treating me less than before
>break off contact

I was only with him because he was caring and wanted to please me but after he started to change as our relationship headed towards a more sexual direction I just couldn’t handle that kind of disrespect. It’s funny how being a bit slutty changes things

Too fast**

Fuck off roastie go seek attention somewhere else. Don't you have some social media notifications to tend to?

Most men don't like whores like you.

Chill

Typical slut cope. Believe it or not, typing out this whole essay doesn't justify you being a filthy whore regardless of how many likes a similar post might get on roastiebook.

Go cry about your failed relationships somewhere else, scum.

since you're a roastie you must post your toastie or fuck off please.

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How is she being a filthy whore? What if that’s the only guy she’s slept with? You guys want them to be virgins yet you also want to sleep with them? Which is it?

>roastie trying to justify her 30+ bodycount

shoo shoo white knight

>snuggle up if it's going good
>playful nips and pecks
>if she wants to kiss she wont actually say it, but you'll know
>just playfully warn her you aren't a good kisser
>"maybe you could show me?~"
>make out

SET MIND TO FUCKING PURPOSE AND SEIZE GLORY!

this sounds like good advice but >tfw no gf so I cant tell

Best post i've seen in a while, fucking kek

>tfw this thread is fucking pathetic
>tfw it's valuable information to me and i read all of it

>I wanted to be with him because he cared about me but when HE CHANGED by disliking MY NEW behaviour I left him
It doesn't make sense to blame the guy, it's just a typical pathetic roastie cope

Funnily enough I’m actually a virgin and I just wanted to experiment with him cos he was nice (at first) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So why blame him for ruining the relationship when it was your fault?

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Uhhhhh where did she do that?
You seem to be projecting something onto her story that isn't there.
Are you a Muslim by chance?

I have a feeling that you are a weeb

>massage her gums with your tongue

What the fuck please no

The is like reading surreal literature. What a weird way of thinking, completely messed up and weird.
You went into there seeing him as something much lower than yourself, the fatty gone Jow Forums, what a loser.
Turns out he despites your slutty behaviour and suddenly you feel disrespected and attackd.

Lmao, you are either a really good LARPer or an actual woman.

>this thread

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JUST user here. Your story is like the complete opposite of how it went.
>always been athletic, never really cared for a gf until after hs
>but socially inept with women because gamer
>she was shut in, but very proper and wife material personality
>I physically looked way better than her
>wasn't especially pretty so it felt weird being in public with her and me having to initiate everything
>always sent her sexually suggestive texts to come over and physically bond
>she gets tired of this

This thread has given me a new hope that Jow Forums can still be funny

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there is no need to turn your head, not at a strong angle at least, just go with the flow, it comes automatically

I can tell one girl likes me, but we dont really know each other only say hi and smile and stuff to each other, im thinking of adding her on social media and take it from there, what should i speak to her about after adding? How should i proceed?

What do you want to talk to her about? There must be something about her that interests you. It doesnt really matter what the specific topic is, if you're really interested you'll know what to ask and what to say. The trick is to be genuinely interested, and then the panic of not knowing what to say next will go away.

Talk to her in person you beta.
Social media hahah what a loser.

I don’t know anything about her, im good looking fit guy but not very social i never know what to talk about with people. I feel the way she looks at me that she likes me too. Ugh god

As i said im not very good at talking, and there has never been a situation for us to talk naturally, we just see each other for glimpses and say hello and thats it

Wait until the mood is right. Touch her hair and tell her she has nice hair. If she likes it she'll smile and blush. Keep touching her hair and if she goes quiet and smiles it means you have the greenlight.

If she's not into it, back off, obviously.

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