How do i get a gf like this?

how do i get a gf like this?

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loiter around a highschool

I hope the internet of today is perfectly preserved after the fall of our civilization so men of the future will see everything that has happened and make sure to never give women any kind of freedom.

chloroform

lmao thissssss

It's all in the bible user. Why didn't you listen

>stockings

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I'm no christfag but unironically nearly every tradition all around the world has warned us of EXACTLY what will happen if we act the way we currently are.

>don't call it a grave, this is the future you chose.....

Abandoning 10s of thousands (possibly even more than that) years of experience and knowledge taken from the experiences of real people suffering real consquences was the ultimate mistake.

what do you do when a retarded nigger breaks into your house and starts amkeing snake noises

r-really? I thought that was all police stings?

yeah earth was just a paradise before women got the vote

Wow, so insightful. Addressing the root of what I was getting at without actually addressing it and dismissing something else entirely. You are implying that with better technology and with better living conditions that for some reason that societal traditions MUST breakdown, that for some reason how we should and ultimately how we do act with one another as human beings has (or must) fundamentally changed because I stick my clothes in a washing maching.

+1 upboat good sir

Go to russia

>thighband tights

Where do you actually get these?

wouldn't you like to know, fag

tinder thot, there are like unlimited quantities of that

I don't understand why you give women so much importance like I'm more concerned about sorting myself out than trying to get pussy/muh qt3.14gf why would you even want that when you are shitty inside like it aint gonna fix shit. Like yeah its good for youto know how to interact with women and shit 90% of then will still drop you fast as fuck if they can upgrade like you are all just retards seeking relief in a relationship/sex just like an alcoholic seeks relief in drinking what's the fucking point I dont fuking getting it are you just retarded

Fuck off incel, I wanna fuck em, that's why.

Get an escort or a woman who needs things and is willing to share her body for it.

there's no universal ancient cultural customs we've abandoned, stop babbling like a brainlet you are embarrassing yourself trying to parrot shit you don't understand and are plying to your incel mentality.

They're nylon tights/Pantyhose you pleb

Those are pantyhose, pleb. I'll let go with a warning this time because pantyhose is the ultimate fetish.

That's the standard. So, like, everywhere.

>how do i get a who gf
money or drugs are usually a good start

All the ones I try and get for my gf are just the normal kind. I need the thighband, senpai. I NEED IT.

bp has literally been shutdown.

HER FEET ARE HUGE WTF

More like when non-landowners.

Voters need skin in the game, otherwise they're just gonna vote to give themselves more money.

>long distance gf has saturday off work
>has been taking an hour to reply to texts all day
>its early stages so she says shit like 'i cant stop thinking about you'
>she has been active and not opened my message
>dont have instagram but have looked up online, it's private but she's gone from 4 to 6 posts in last few days

fuck girls are stressful

>long distance anything
don't

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those are shoes retard

this

it's only 2 hours, and 90% of the time it goes really well

literally break up with her now or regret it later

If she's not willing to move and live near/with you, she's not worth it.

I unironically believe that many places historically were very close to paradise.
Maybe not out futuristic view of a utopia, with no disease, injury, pain, or lacking of anything.
But a sort of paradise where one had a clear purpose every day, and felt content and happy with their lives.
We like to think our lives are so much better now that we don't die from fevers or injuries. But really, we just traded the plague for heart disease, fever for cancer. Man is atomised, small, caught up in the worries of all the world at once, competing with all of the world, guideless and aimless in a world with many options but little true purpose.
Yeah, I unironically think paradise existed before the modern era, in some places.

ride the subway in nyc

>there's no ancient universal customs that we've abandoned
Well there's one; we didn't let stupid roasties or onions boys talk with the grown up.

>I'm more concerned about sorting myself out
I had this mindset during uni and even though I've got a decent job now, I still feel a deep sense of regret and emptiness, Still haven't really found any long term hobbies aside from lifting tho..so that could be it

Fuck, I live in the city. Is that why I'm so triggered?

Damn that ass is great...

Kill yourself. This is not fit related.

society needs drones, cogs in the machine. Unfortunately most cultures disdain and treat those jobs with disrespect as they tend to be unskilled labor. Man was built to create, to do.

LOL absolutely this

m8 I had one that was 1 hour away. If you two are in college or at least just one of you then it wont workout.

Girls are just THOTS man and unfortunately just have to have that phase

Stop shitposting on Jow Forums.

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FATHER FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED

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I'm going to blow your fucking brains out

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thats because you are a fag and you've never understood the root of your suffering you just ignored it, so since you have never understood it you just keep suffering now that you cant ignore it no more

>didn't let stupid roasties or onions boys talk with the grown up.
100% you are asocial fattie or a scrawny incel with a receding chin. You talk about autistic ideas of what it means to be a man without actually trying to be that man, not mention that you would never qualify to be that "grown up" had you been transported to your headcannon perfect century.
I assure you, any man you pick out as your example of perfect does not share this autistic mindset with incels and random anons on south african clay modelling forum.

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YOU HAVE TO BE A FUCKING NIGGER BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY TYPE OF PERSON THAT GETS HOT GIRLS LIKE THIS

I dont hate em I just dont see the appeal in the majority of them you retarded faggot enjoy your shit life pursuing muh bajeena, a literal peepee hole that makes you feel good, pathetic.

quite literally the opposite is true

But that's exactly how it is. With the internet and media, women can see what kinds of men they could be in contact with, what kinds of power they could hold, and then obviously they start wanting it.

that would just give all the power to hillbillies, look who they elected

She's bipolar, playing with you (and many other guys), and putting you off.

She knows what youll want to hear and she knows youll keeping coming back.

Move on and find soneone who does care about you and not someone who tells you sweet nothing and doesnt read your messages.

Time was that a vote wasn't a right but a privilege granted to men who earned it by being available for conscription into their nations army. Getting the responsibility of a vote came with the responsibility of serving your country. Women never had to give up anything for their votes

u want just fuck her and tell ur gay friends you did it. with this attitude u going nowhere.

for a long time they didn't get the opportunity. also it's not like we're about to get drafted anytime soon (knock on wood)

Thus, communism my comrade

this
it is not fucking worth it...we are not in the 90s.

you understood around 5% of what he wrote.

joke's on you because I want her to dominate me, order me to lick her feet and sit on my face, and I would tell my friends that

And why do you think people give so little of a shit about their votes? The problem runs a lot deeper than women, honestly if you ask me gaining a citizenship (in my nation anyway) is far too easy, having a vote needs to be something that comes with weight

Fpbp

I would recommend reading sapiens.
The agricultural revolution was the worst thing that ever happened - all it did was allow for population explosion and the average persons diet and wellbeing plummeted.

Why would you want a slut? I'd be embarrassed to be with a woman acting like that in public transportation, I'd just leave the thot alone.

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Oh fuck off. Life was pure hell back in ye olden days, you faggot. Humans live longer and more comfortably than ever before. It's your own fault you're too much of a sperg to do something as simple as getting a gf.

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>The agricultural revolution was the worst thing that ever happened - all it did was allow for population explosion and the average persons diet and wellbeing plummeted.

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not him and I don't agree that hunter gatherer life was better than agriculture but he's not wrong about the squalor that came with it. A lot of that is just having more people in one place though, makes it easier to kill your neighbors but harder to feed yourselves

Man is tired of freedom

I would unironically kill half the people in this board.

*spits on the bible*
Back to the desert ye

Our pre-neolithic ancestors did not get chronic disease, were taller, stronger, had higher bone desity, larger cranial volume and did not suffer from rotten or crooked teeth. These are facts. Over time our average heights recovered but we're still not as tall and we're only getting weaker in all other departments.

(((freedom)))

be white and good looking.

what if i'm white and ok looking?

Tfw 4chin is unironically arguing that stone age hunter-gatherer time was the best ever and todays kids just dont get it.

then you would need to cope with that by good body fat/height and wealth.

i'm 6'3 but poor

Don't get a gf. They'll message you after a year of zero contact and it'll still send your anxiety into a fucking frenzy. Christ what does she want fit it's been two years since we broke up

Haha! Let me post this on r/Jow Forums! Too funny!

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>Citation needed

all good girls like tall guys

>literally happened to rome
>romans wrote it all down and told us not to
still did it

So when reddit shut down Jow Forumsincel what made you all decide to come here instead of just killing yourselves you fucking pathetic faggots.

It took the medical advances of the industrial revolution and ten thousand years to get longer lifespan in exchange for chronic disease and degeneracy in all aspects of our existance. What's the point of living longer if you only live to consume more, to engage in meaningless activities longer, to be alone longer, and in the end you die a faithless wretch, clinging to your meaningless life, hoping you'd have one more hour, day or week so you can do more nothing.

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>What's the point of living longer if you only live to consume more, to engage in meaningless activities longer, to be alone longer, and in the end you die a faithless wretch, clinging to your meaningless life, hoping you'd have one more hour, day or week so you can do more nothing.
it's been like this for all of human history lel

>He actually thinks that life has some grandiose purpose.
As brainlet as you can get.
>Our existence is meaningless, we are all gonna die anyway
Babbies first existential crisis, you need to be over 18 to post here bud. And all of what you have written doesn't support the "prehistoric times were the best LMAO xDDDD" point you were trying to make anyway.

Theres no purpose, no goal, no reason for our existence. This is our situation, the brainlet way is to view those things as negatives, but other people might take them as positives and actually try to enjoy life as much as possible since there is no right way to life your life, fuck you dont have to do ANYTHING if you want to. Its you who decides what quanitfies as a quality life, and you strive to achieve that life. If you seriously just cant fathom your life without some god daddy telling you that you are a precious cog in a huge machine and that you matter then just fucking kill yourself.

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My personal view on this.
Since life has no meaning or purpose, you can and should enjoy your limited time here as much as possible. Your existence is a gift, and you can do what you please. That doesn't mean you should go all in into drugs, since that will obviously wont make you happy long term, and since we are on Jow Forums I would imagine that you are familiar with the concept of hard work paying off and bringing joy.

wait what ? rome crumbled because of women ? can you back that up ? I dont really believe you...

It wasnt. Their was some legit whores running wild on there. I mean real hookers . Too bad the adult and personals section was shut down. thank Trump for that. Still better than having Hillary in office.

want to make cummies so bad now

Her feet are longer than her torso

Imagine the size of her cock.

Sauce?

Nice reading comprehension you carbon copy fedora tipper.