Why can't anyone take a little bit of banter? honestly everything is rude and offensive...

I'm having a really nice insulting back and forth with this other dude in some other thread right now, it feels good.

I can say shit here that I can't anywhere else.

>I was in a group call with a bunch of random people and this dude was making slurping noises and I jokingly said it sounds like hes sucking dick and everyone got pissed at me and kicked me out lmao.
that's actually a bit funny, but that's not really banter.

>anonymous strangers whom you'll probably never EVER see in your life time get under your skin
I'm talking about banter irl, if you don't know that exists.
Quite frankly it's just annoying irl, but if it's online, who cares?

its the start of banter.. I was expecting him to say some funny shit back like "you'd know wouldn't you" or some shit but nope.. the chick that was the head of the call called me rude and kicked me the fuck out. its whatever I'm not THAT mad about it.. but damn. take a joke ffs.

>why doesnt the world cater to what I want?
I remember being in middle school too, you'll get over it.

Banter online and offline is the same thing, only offline it's more likely to actually cause butthurt

But if you can't take it either way you're still a pussy

I love these memes desu
Nothing to contribute to the thread though because I don't interact with people IRL to notice how they handle bantz.

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So, let me get this straight, you are mad at people because you're not funny?

agreed. you simply cannot say shit anymore. I absolutely hate saying this opinion anywhere because autists come out of the woodwork and say shit like 'i want to be able to call a fat woman a niggerfaggot to her face and not have to feel any consequences for that' and it's just a bad look in general to associate with those people. so i keep my mouth shut. but on the other hand.. if you say something out of line, people get all weird and offended, and even if they don't get weird and offended, they just never reciprocate. like talking to a dead fish.

feel you on this one OP.

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its not about catering. its about not having such a soft world that can't take their balls being busted a little

thanks dude I completely agree. like I'm not aiming to hurt anyones feelings and I specifically aim NOT to. I aim to liven up conversations a little. make em a bit fun. but I just think I'm too edgy for this modern world. not to be dramatic lolol

all the problems in the world stem from peoples' inflated egos

>But if you can't take it either way you're still a pussy
Nope, I just don't like people who talk like high school kids.
>its whatever I'm not THAT mad about it.. but damn. take a joke ffs.
>is ticked off that someone else doesn't like banter
>calls others faggots

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lol you some like a big baby to me can't take a little light hearted joke huh?

it's you who can't take other people's opinions, pal.
now focus on your homework, you have to be at least 18 to post here.

>you cant take a joke
>hurr durr its you who can't take opinions

who the fuck is talking about opinions you brainlet. youre a baby who can't take banter. face it.

>slurping noises sounds like dick sucking lele :p xddD"
>im banter king haha

you don't realize the real reason they kicked you out is because of your 3rd grade humor

it literally sounded like he was sucking dick. it was a perfect comparison. they kicked me out because theyre soft turds who cant handle tough realities. the tough reality is that he sounded like he was sucking cock and they didnt want to accept that. they want to stay in their soft delusional reality where "theyre just noises!", yeah right, my ass.

idc. I made a thread about it but idc. it was a garbage group anyways. not my speed. the chick that kicked was an annoying attention whore who thought anything that wasn't "omg so nice" was "rude". fuck that lame shit