Finally try tinder

>finally try tinder
>only had sex once up until then (escort)
>now have had a handful of dates
>girls banged thus far: 11
>mostly college girls
>lately, receive worried messages from them
>asking if they caught something from me
>all have the same symptoms: irritation, foul odors from the vagina, discharges, burning piss
>get tested to verify
>caught a sexually transmitted parasite from that escort
>men show no symptoms, but women show the symptoms above
>lie to the girls, saying test results were clean
>mfw these girls are only 18/19
>mfw I'm 31 and I gave an sti to people fresh out of high school

Is it bad I'm weirdly proud of this?

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>Based semi-wizard imparting judgement into young sluts
No user. You are doing God's work

Which std?

Based Chad gives the roasties what they deserve

I forget, but it starts with a T.

Trichomoniasis . lol good work OP

Ide be careful posting shit like this on here, there are alot of moral fags and JIDF types who are reporting things to the FBI. I wrotr some bullshit thread a week ago about a rape fantasy and someone reported it. 2 days later my countries federal Police knocked with a warrant on the door and seized my computer and took me back to their building in the cbd and interviewed me for 5 hours. I told them it was a joke but yeah, they had screen pictures, my IP address and all this other shit. Point being even if its bullshit it may be against the law to make false claims. ,y lawyer is currently trying to figure out what law I have broken.

I fantasize about raping women twice a week. COME AT ME FBI

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I live in the US, so it's not legal for law enforcement to do that without a). a warrant; b). unless you were being specific with these things, and actually mentioned a certain person (because at that point it's no longer protected by the first amendment); c). it's more the responsibility of the web-site hosting that content than the law.

Plus, people making reports are just abusing the system for their own validation.

> b). unless you were being specific with these things,

It didnt actually happen but it was a god tier shitpost. It was obviously believable enough for the FBI to pass it on to my countries Law enforcement and enough for them to seize my pc and get a 5 hour statement from me. Point is after they see all the other shit on computer (rape folder, nazi folder etc) plus my posting history on here and elsewhere Ill be in shit anyway. My lawyer said that legislation regarding what you can and cant do on =the internet is changing day by day and LEO's are actually putting alot of time and effort into enforcing it these days. He doesnt even know what law I have broken and hes been busting his balls trying to find out for me.

However if OP is telling to the truth then he is committing a crime. Moreover it may be enough if someone reports him that the FBI may actually follow it up.

kek keep spreading the love of this disease to roasties op.

>However if OP is telling to the truth then he is committing a crime.
Unless he knowingly infected those girls (which sounds like he didn't at first), no crime was committed.

And even then, this would still be a first amendment issue, or website responsibility kind of thing, than it is law.

All Im saying is Im currently under investigation for typing a bullshit story on a Canadian syrup trading website. What a time to be alive.

I'm aware, it just sounds like regional differences. The E.U., for example, is apparently implementing a law around posting copyrighted memes without the originator's permission.

When they arrested me they explained that under state law that they can arrest a person if they are a reasonable suspicion due to the nature of the crime and to preserve evidence or something. There was also some federal Law aswell but that was the one i remember.

Things that didn't happen. Link to the post that you made or you lie.

Did you post that epic story about raping some dyke on an Army base because she threatened to bash you and turn everyone against you? If so then i was the guy who reported you and I hope you rot in hell. Fucking incel trash. Its good to know that our time spent lurking this disgusting cesspool is paying off.

What STD did you get from an escort? Sounds like bullshit. They always make you wear a condom.

Why did you fuck an escort without a condom?

It totally happened. I shouldnt even be posting about it but at this stage I dont think I could make my situation any worse
You fucking rat bag cunt. WTF?

Condoms dont prevent warts or herpes. However if you pay them enough they will let you fuck them bare back. For high price escorts the pay off is worth the risk.

>had sex

You a little lost, user?

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We *did* use a condom, but her juices still got all over my waist, thighs, and parts of my stomach. Even with the Tinder girls, vaginal juices spread everywhere they can.

Well, yeah. In order for an arrest of any manner to happen, there needs to be just cause for it. Vague posts like isn't that.

You make it sound like you're not a Burger. In which case it's extremely unlikely.

>had sex with 6 women
>most of them are virgins or young when we had sex
>no STD's
>fall for the black meme and fuck a negress
>get and STD
>it's Chlamydia
>luckily, it's treatable and I don't have it anymore

Last time I fuck a negress or anyone who has slept with a black person. I got lucky, it could have been a lot worst, like AIDS.

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That's what happens when you don't wait for marriage.
They knew the consequences.
Whores get sores.

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Chlyayidia is the number one cause of infertility in women.
It scars the fallopian tubes so eggtopic pregnancies can occur or no fertilization at all.

Yeah thats right. God chose people like to go out and stop people like you. Fucking incel cunts.

You're lucky OP
>Have a new gf right after a bad breakup (yeah I know, I'm a normie)
>Knew she was a slut but she wanted to settle down and I didn't wanted to be lonely
>Learn that she got genital warts (thank fucking god the first time it was supposed to be herpes, the test was wrong)
>Get tested for absolutely everything, nothing
>At the time I thought it was just like regular warts
>Nobody told me about fucking HPV
>Finally have symptoms a year later because I infected my new gf

The virus stay for life, the warts are recurring, and there's no way to cure it. Eventually after a few years the symptoms simply disappear, but that's it.

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Add
>Basically you can infect yourself in new areas if you're not careful (aka the anus)
>If your sexual partner got it too, if you don't treat them right you have a "ping pong" effect and basically you'll infect each other
>Worst case scenario is that they give cancer

If this was true your lawyer is gonna freak out when he learns youre compromising your defense with this post

looks like Jow Forums was right once again :^)

>lie to the girls, saying test results were clean
Seems like a really scummy thing to do OP. I dont think you would appreciate it if someone did that to you.

At least it's a minor std and it's curable
Imagine if it was AIDS

Doesnt make the action any better if the outcomes might be different.

Never said it was better

Gulp, I've done nothing wrong Obicer

Then why bring it up at all?

Op where you the military larper who made the story of beating and raping the female dyke in your squad? Lmao

I meant that luckily for these girls, at least it wasn't aids, herpes or some nasty shit like that. Even if OP was a scum

Do you fantasize twice a week or or dp you rape twice a week in your fantasy? Also, gib address and IP

I was never talking about the outcome though. Outcome is irrelevant when saying an action is scummy or not.

Like if I randomly went out and shot at a toddler, I would call that person a piece of shit irrelevant of whether the kid even got hit or not.

Your comment was just irrelevant to the point I was making.

Sure thing mate. Haven't slept yet.

And I thought my country fucked up.

>be 18 roastie toastie
>make tinder account because you are a slut
>no condom durin sex, YOLO amright?
>complain when you get slut diseases
You are doing God's work user, keep going

Link to this? Or screenshot or anything

youre like the guy who spread aids for fun