Whats your ideal woman /fa/? and is she the reason you're doing this to yourself?

Anyone can be an incel

Just think of these lists as "top 3" or "top 5" as opposed to encompassing everything. That way you can think "wow this guy thinks thighs are the third hottest thing on a woman, this makes me happy instead of triggered"

This

You are a future cuckold

Why am I an incel?
Aren't they the people who can't get sex?
I can.
What makes my post seem incel?

that cringe

Cute. Playful. Happy. Doesn't need stuff or things to make her happy.

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See pic

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Can't see it.
Is it because I want a virgin woman?

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You're both right! :)

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I do not understand.
I am an incel?
I am correct in my choice of a spouse?
Jesus,I have seen you post before.
With the same backpack.

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>those shoulders
This bitch has never shot a hoop in her life

Jesus, how new are you? Is this your first thread?
Also Bonaparte got cucked twice by the same woman.

I don't know anything about the cooking part.
I just like the quote.
Not that new.
About 1 year.

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> /fa/
> women
I think you forgot where you were OP. We're all mirin men's bodies here. N-no homo

And why is that?
No really.
I am sick and tired of this.
Why is it cringe?
Tell me the exact part,and why it makes it cringe.

A twink with a pussy

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>kringe

kekimus.jpg

gonna schnapp this image

>someone with basic education
Wtf is that? Most people has a high school diploma nowadays and goes to college/uni. In fact, it’d be hard to find someone who hasn’t been to high school.

Yeah but I am from Bulgaria.
Our education is different.
What other countries study at High school.
We also study this,and what they study at university.
Its much more complex for me.

Pal, what you're looking for you're going to find na selo. All the "educated" girls are full on thots riding the cock horo

Eh.
Well fuck it,as long as she is a virgin.
I will shape her into whatever I can.
So I can find a virgin woman in a small city,and village?

this bodytype

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Can't tell if this is bait or serious...

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I am serious.

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As serious as a 14-year old can be.

I am 18,after a few days 19.
Ok I get it.
You wan't a whore for a wife.

She's gotta be attractive first and foremost. I'd prefer girls being 5'11 and with a bikini body. A 7-8/10 face is fine as long as it isn't fat/masculine. Secondly, she has to be very faithful. That includes not entertaining any guys who are flirting with her/making advances. Thirdly our personalities have to mess well. She has to really like being around me and vice versa. I'm into bubbly personalities especially when they have a good laugh and share similar interests with me. She can't be a brainlet either.

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Lmao this is a funny meme

You're into kinda chubby kids? That's fucked man.

5'1 or less
Nice face, ass and thighs, tits are a bonus
Cute feet
Smart and has hobbies
If she's half as /o/ as me even better, and no I don't give a fuck about kids so I won't bring manlets into the world

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Tiddiemonsters forever and always.

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>wants a trad woman
>also wants her to be dom
Are you by chance a virgin incel?

I want her to by a dominant with people and children.
But sweet with me.
I like dominant women,so I can fuck them into submission.
I wan't to maker her mine,I wan't to own her.
When I click I want her to sit on my lap.
She can be dominant to others.
For me,she will be first and foremost my woman.

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Angela from The Office

Cats and all

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Well then,what type of women do you like?

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>traditional women
>posts a picture of some zs tier half-bimbo model with 16 layers of make-up on her face

imagine what she smells like haha

literally what is incel about this

Incels tend to have very excentric expectations of women that often arise because you have limited experience among them.
Your odd expectations are essentially symptomatic of you're virginity.
>A traditional woman
>basic education so she can teach the children after their classes
>dominant too

HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGG

You dont want a virgin bro.

she can't be a virgin and a mother
>inb4 Holy Mary

I dont know but the smell makes my dick hard thinking about it

Im shqiptar and i found this funny

indeed he should marry an used up roastie who has partied for years like Meghan Markle

The one thing about this image that I don't understand is how a grown man (and a father no less) has to turn to the spergs at reddit for help

Wait,wait.
>A traditional woman
How is that odd?
I am sure this is weird in western Europe.
But I am from Bulgaria.
Its different here,not completely,but not the same.
Lets be real,those incels don't care about her education.
Whats wrong,with wanting as strict woman?
See this

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Because he ain't a grown man.
He is a child who makes,every problem a public one.
He doesn't have a mind of his own.
He also took it up the butt,so hes a faggot.

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>a traditional women, how is this odd?
it's more when it was coupled with
>I want her to be slightly educated as to teach my children after school
Nothing wrong with wanting a girl who's traditionally minded. you just give me the impression that you have only limited contact with the opposite gender and as a result you're ideals are quite eccentric as with most of the incel crowd who instead of idealizing congruent personalities, favor women who will be submissive to them. its almost like you're afraid of losing control over you're ideal spouse.

Lifting was the only reason I ever got laid. I lost my virginity a few months after I started hitting the gym, then fucked around 35-40 women the following few years. I was never shredded and I was a chronic leg day skipper, so Jow Forums would've hated my body, but women were pulled in by bangin' shoulders/arms and a flat stomach. Had my dream girl, lost her, realized it didn't matter anyway.

When I became disillusioned with women I also became disillusioned with lifting. Why bother? I lifted because I felt like shit about myself, and it helped me inflate my ego and get laid. When I stopped being anxious about myself and needing female attention, I quit both lifting and promiscuity. Been celibate for 1.5 years and stopped lifting for about 2 years.

I got back into it for more personal reasons. I don't miss the ephemeral validation of 1-night stands and brief flings with women I don't care about. Lifting as a form of personal challenge is so much more fulfilling than lifting to appease your anxiety and lust can ever be.

>inb4 blogpost
yeah, I know

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5' 11" to 6' 2"
Basically an autistic retard, thin, ideally an abuse victim as well, I can't really connect with regular humans, I will always carry a black mark that makes me think I'm not fit for someone who isn't broken.
I don't do it for her if she exists, I do it for me and the domination of all things in my space and under my control.

a thicc short haired QT that has traditional values? does she exist Jow Forums?

Oh I have interacted plenty.
When I was like ten or twelve,my father told me women are only good for sex and children,nothing else.
So I made up my mind with this in mind.
I have to control the woman completely,they like it that way.
The woman must be completely obedient to the man,if not I will have to slap her around.
Nothing serious,just enough for her to fall to the ground.
I want her to be dominant.But I want her to be mine,and submissive to me,she can be dominant to others.
Especially the children.
But I am from Bulgaria,so I was raised differently.
My father also told me to be honest and never lie with people.
So its all good.
Now I have no problem telling anyone anything I think of them,I can't stop myself either.
Your a cool guy.
Have a nice day.

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you do you bro

>implying I'll ever think anyone is worthy of me and won't just constantly shift what I find attractive to avoid the possibility of settling

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This is gold for my cringe compilation

Bulgaria is really becoming the laughing stock of Jow Forums because of this one retard poster. He's on multiple boards.

not fat >>>>>>>> bearable to live with > not round face >> facial aesthetics > overall figure > hair > thighs > 5'6-6'2 > ass>= the big boobs

shitty people can have good genetics
good people can look after themselves

she looks weird desu

>Not that new
>About 1 year

You better are a 10/10 with those standards

this is the "ideal" women. I know I will probably never find a women like this

You can lift for a woman
You can lift for dozens of women
If you can't lift for yourself then you might as well not lift a damn thing in life

>When I was ten or twelve my father told me women are only good for sex and children, nothing else.
>So I made up my mind with this in mind
And you wonder why we call you an incel when you literally just spouted off a post from r/incels

You can see through my writing?
Please tell me what other boards I visit?

Meh,I can get a woman if I want to.
So I am a little better than them at this at least.
Can you show me a picture of what they say?

/his/

Smart man,
This is the only place i post other than here.
Which threads can you see me in?

I'm not even sure anymore to be honest. I was talking to this girl who I thought liked me and she switched up on me by the next week. It really makes me think about this stuff a lot more. I guess one of the more important things now is someone who I can be sure won't just suddenly go cold on me. I haven't been as motivated to go after girls since, it all just feels silly. When shit can be tossed out the window so quickly.

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fucking A-1. Her bikini can't contain her hips

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>butt injections gook slut
no thanks

these broken, bucket crabs want to tear you down for reasonable healthy wishes, ignore their reddit buzzwords

i love this, but then I realize my average sized cock would feel and look pathetic pounding that ass. So I'll stick to my tiny petite girls like the beta i am

Take it from someone who spent the past 8 years chasing the "ideal woman" in my head, she doesn't exist and its a mindset that will leave you unsatisfied and depressed

Think about what you want most out of a woman and seek that, a few things, not everything

Women are people too and are going to bring a lot of problems into your life. At this point I would sacrifice some beauty for peace and loyalty.

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literally this desu. Before I had an "ideal partner" in my head I was pretty happy- then I met this girl I fell in love with and now I can't seem to compromise for anything less than what she was. Shit feeling desu

> cute face
> 5'10 at least
> nice figure/bod but it's fine as long as she is slim

S e e k

>My ideal woman is single, not overweight or too insane and has no children. As I grow older these basic standards pretty much eliminate every possible woman I meet.

I lift because Socrates.

Lifting for yourself is the real reason to lift. Good on you, user.

Well now I gotta go rub one out to Hitomi Tanaka

I'm in a relationship with a bulgarian girl who only had 2 sex partners and she's everything you described in your posts, traditional, dominant and very passionate and determined for everything, fitness, work, entertainment, responsibility, I also fucked her into submission. I have to interject that complete control will fuck you over, I almost lost her because I went too far into her privacy and crossed too many boundaries, you can have complete submission without complete control of her life, and you can have her full loyalty and obedience without these radical thoughts.

5'6-5'10
Runner physique
College-educated
Enjoys her job
White or asian
No kids, never married
25-32 (I'm 33)
Family not fucked up

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