Mom always asks me what I'm doing on the computer

>mom always asks me what I'm doing on the computer
>tired of making excuses
>decide to tell her about Jow Forums
>"What's that son?"
>Show her
>Autism intensifies.jpg
>First thing she sees is an anime waifu girl with giant tits doing the tongue face
>I turn beet fuckin' red
>Scroll down more
>See a that kid thread and click on it
>Read some of the greentexts to her
>I nervously laugh as she has a more concerned look growing on her face everyime I turn around to look at her
>After a little longer she says "user, you're into some weird stuff." and walks away
>Over hear my mom telling my dad about the "disturbing" stuff she saw on "user's website"
Did I put that nosy bitch in her place or did I fuck up?

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>he actually showed Jow Forums to his parents
>he actually showed Jow Forums to his parents
>he actually showed Jow Forums to his parents

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nice retard, WHY WOULD YOU TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT THIS PLACE

>>See a that kid thread and click on it
>>Read some of the greentexts to her
jesus christ

Why do you give a fuck what your mom thinks? You are adult.

I was tired of her asking me what I was looking up or laughing at. I used to tell her I was just on Facebook or on lids or I was on eBay or something. My autism ran wild that day, brother.

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You fucked up. You should have gone to some blue board if you were going to do this autism. Maybe /po/, hard to mess that up.

It was either this place or /b/ or /aco/

This one seemed like the most normie friendly.

I hope this is some kind of joke. You CAN'T BE THAT RETARDED, it's impossible.

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>this one seemed the most normie friendly
Yeah, because normies know what it's like to have a cum bottle collection or having a vore fetish.

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I've outright showed my mom /b/ before, but she's a Stacy whore, so she's was like "lolz, so randum xD". She wasn't so hyped later (years) when I told her how much I hate people and that seeing someone kill themselves live on camera was literally the most exciting thing I've ever seen.

>muh sekrit club!1!1!1
Fuck off, Jow Forums is pretty well known all around the world

I just had an awkward conversation that sharing a hotel room for 11 days would be horrible for me because I need some privacy. He actually asked to do what and I fucking told him straight that its of course to be able to fucking masturbate. Then he just said "oh" and the subject dropped.

Jesus Christ why is it so fucking hard for parents to understand that a single male would want some fucking privacy?

U sound like an edgy cunt m8, good 4 u

>this thread
>OP's life
>OP's autism
I really hope you're just messing with us because that was embarrassing to read.

You just sound like a retarded prick

ok how so? I don't know about you but on day 4 of no fapping I start getting incredibly irritable and angry. I am starting to suspect all the trash drugs psychiatrists have given me over the years fucked up my testosterone somehow.

People like you are the reason Jow Forums is shit.

u rite, dude

>laughing at ebay

No wonder she didnt believe you

I showed my dad Jow Forums when we were talking about politics and how ideas and 'memes' get spread around the internet. He seemed to get it, more or less.

>tell parents about Jow Forums

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>hey mom come look at this website where people discuss some of the most gutter trash topics on the internet.

might aswell have told her you were watching gay porn, which is not uncommon here

You should have just used some images/memes as an ice breaker instead of throwing her right in at the deep end dude.

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If I was God I would definately watch Op show his mom Jow Forums atleast 5 times, then I'd email it to other gods

You cruel but beautiful bastard

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>steal some unimpressive but kinda decent images from the web
>steal photoshop or some shit
>tell ur mum you make some shitty art
Instead you show her this place. damn son, I'd say you fucked up but I can't stop laughing

>show her Jow Forums
>show her a that kid thread
>read greentexts to her

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> tells about Jow Forums
> expets that normal people will understand and Find it perfectst normal
Your in for a wild ride buddy

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Are your excuses that bad or is your mom stupid to constantly ask what you're doing when she sees the same website over and over again.

>all around the world
>the world
the world isn't the internet faggot.Most people have no idea what Jow Forums is since they are more busy socializing and using the internet solely for building even more contacts and nourishing their current relationships.

Thank God my mom can't speak English at all, so I can browse Jow Forums safely. Well, half-safely, I choose threads without porn related stuff.

The looks your going to get from your perents everytime they see you on the computer. I can already imagine it.

I feel ya, sometimes during the summer I have to share a household with my family for like a month, and obviously it's pretty hard for me to get a nut because of that and I act pretty pissy because of that.

could've been worse, he could have shown her /b/

>Tell my mum about Jow Forums
>Dont specify a board
>She ends up on /hm/
>She now thinks im gay

GOD DAMN IT!

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>>Over hear my mom telling my dad about the "disturbing" stuff she saw on "user's website"
>Did I put that nosy bitch in her place or did I fuck up?

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>not just showing her /an/
dun goofd

>This one seemed like the most normie friendly
And who's fucking idea was that??

i actually told my girlfriend about me browsing Jow Forums regularly a few days ago. she's a fob and was worried her friends bf used to go on ilbe which is a korean textboard site that has a lot of psychos on it. told her i also go on a similar site with similar wierdos but that i go for my own interests and know better than to be influenced by what i read from anonymous posters on the internet. Jow Forums is a pretty mainstream name now but you can still explain yourself pretty easily if the other person is reasonable

>girlfriend

I would really rather you fuck off from my board.

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>he's not on 3D phill
Lmao'ing at your life

Why would I take the 3D pill when I took the 2D and I love my Waifu.
fucking norman.

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>2d pill
>megumeme
>stuff from 9cloud
Damn it genji. I wasn't sure, but now I'm sure it's you.

Glad my parents have no clue about Jow Forums's existence and the fact they don't know any English.

Ok, who are you user you are freaking me out.

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>my

That's where you're wrong.

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Imagine if you showed her the board when the cum nuggets thread was up.

I just got here from Jow Forums4chan
This "cum nuggets" sounds fun.

I need help, how do I search through the most voted submissions similar to how you use reddit?

I am really new here and the web site design I dont quite understand yet.

Thanks mate I appreciate the help.

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Thanks for the gold stranger :_)
Pretty funny how my first GILDED comment was about cum nuggets oh dear!

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that has nothing to fucking do with this, you simply don't shit up the place where you eat.

>shill your shit 2d pill and shit tier waifu all day
>get surprised when people recognize you

>mommy found the that kid thread
It's over lads

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good luck op, worst case scenario is no internet access and having your computer taken away

>no internet access and having your computer taken away
Are you and op underage?

just go into the bathroom

Well its kinda creepy.

Have you taken the 2D pill by the way?
Also my waifu, its really complicated atm.

Ahe isnt shit

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This reminds me of the time my parents went through my browser history and found out about /b/. I honestly felt like killing them and then myself, kinda still do.

>tfw dad caught me on /tv/ in like 2009 when there was cunnyspam everywhere

I have considered showing my mom /ck/ sometime, but she is one of the biggest normalfags I know, so she wouldn't understand.

That's why it's a good idea to have a main blue board to switch to like Jow Forums or /sp/ if you don't live alone

sounds like you got off lightly user,

I would've started with a blue board first, but you can do whatever in your mommy fantasies

>oh, you go to Jow Forums? that site filled with hackers and pedos?

>He showed his mother Jow Forums for absolutely no reason and thought everything would go well

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