Cop thread

t. nigger roastie communist.

Dont speed in my area command.

I got out of the Army and Im too socially inept to do anything else. I wanted to do a military job minus the military bullshit. They pretty miuch begged me to take the job, even thought i got arrested a few years back. Being ex-mil is a license to play god in the police. Feels good. I cant wait to hand out fines to women for sun baking topless on beaches and bash chad losers in bars.

I mean, if that fails, there's always marines. Same thing. Easier to get into.

Please nigga my dad was a cop, I dont need to hide shit. I know what kind of people cops are.

An incel in the police. Im honestly scared. How the fuck did you get in?

good luck in the academy. I want to be cop too. But you can't until your 21 and im only 19 only 2 years to go

t. 20+ yr old high school drop out virgin that decided to become a cop to feel powerful
Gonan find and arrest your bullies too? Lmao fucking faggot, how long until a meth addict stabs you in the throat

Would u cuff me and make me suck your dick to let me go design

I would never be cop, couldn't deal with fucking american people over for a career.
>armyfag here

I lied in the pysch screening, its not hard to check the right answers. And like I said Im ex Army. Asides from freemasons ex Army are like a protected species in the cops. Ive barely passed my exams thus far, revealed my power level a few times and gotten into an argument with actual serving cops in a bar and Im still here.

belives it or not we arent all fat neck beards in a basement. I got o the gym twice a day, life more than anyone in my intake and am fit as fuck. And due to being used to sch extreme discipline from yhe army the Police doesn't compare so people view me as super tough. DESU its very enjoyable. I already get off on the power.

>claims to be a cop
>not even a real cop yet
>not even a real US cop which is essentially the place with the worst cops when it comes to education and also training.
well done bro

Respect. Cops are just nerds who got bullied in HS who want to go on a power trip.

Actually Im 28, finished HS, did 8 years in the military. Ive also been laid before you virgin loser #rekt.

>Gonan find and arrest your bullies too?
Yes. As if I wouldnt.

>how long until a meth addict stabs you in the throat
More long how long until i shoot a meth addict in the throat.

Stay mad you communist faggot.

No one gives a fuck, you dumbass
>Im NATSOC and an incel.
Do you know what an incel is you retard? Probably dont even know what NATSOC is just googled abbreviations to make it seem legit. Imagine how much of a fucking loser you have to be to larp as a trainee, not a cop, just some academy nigga. You could have lied about being an astronaut literally anything.

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Incel=Involuntarily celibate. IE cunts who inhabit this board loyally, unlike you your triggered normie bastard.

NATSOC= National socialist, ie the people are gona save the west.

You fucking jew liberals need to leave this board. You arent going to change anything. No matter how many tranny threads or fembot threads you post you wont stop the robot onslaught. You brought this on yourselves. Im living proof that you need to watch the fuck out.

Why would anyone LARP as a trainee?! Maybe because Im not LARPing and Im legit.

Fucking hell stay mad.

What's your work scale?

Mine is 12x48

>Cops are racist
All this time I've spent obeying the law and actually contributing to society, and I'll be treated like I been fucking stuff up. Good to know. I'm actually considering this unironically, it's hard as fuck to avoid being in gangs anyway. I probably shouldn't even bother. Hell, I hear that I can take the wrap for drugs and not get in trouble until I turn 18, is this true? How about a weapons charge? All the heads have guns, man. I'm not trying to kill anyone, but what if the gun went off and I took the wrap? That's gotta be worth something, pretty sure I'd get to make G on my first day. How soon can I get out of jail for doing any of that? How about actual pimping, that'd be like small time right?

poor (primarily racially black) areas commit crimes more often. what's so hard to wrap your head around? if a nigger dressed in a suit i doubt he'd get shot for reaching for his wallet, but maybe going outside in a white tanktop with a red bandana hanging out of your pants isn't the best way to avoid being gunned the fuck down.

Do you believe in police brutality?

Kill yourself pig.

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K-kill yourself, law enforcement officer!!!

I cannot believe that it is a civil requirement that we have individuals enforcing laws!

Anarchy!!!
Yeah!!!

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prove him wrong
make us laugh

Hey dude, answer my questions man. I even asked politely. What's the deal? You say nigger this and that, and respond to people calling you shit and a pig. Black people don't like that your racist, duh, I know that. Yay your racist, who gives a fuck? Come on an answer some actual questions, instead of getting distracted.

Enjoy your job armed tax collector

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>you deserve to be shot because of the way you dressed
Youre the type of retard that would say a chick deserved to be raped because she wore a skirt. Its like Benjamin Button but instead of your age its your intelligence.

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Come on and answer some questions dude. Ain't like you ever end up helping anyone IRL. Not black people anyway, you said it yourself. If hypothetically someone was under 18, they could get off of a drug charge right? How much drugs exactly? Let's say it's cocaine, maybe a key or two. You might as well answer, you already said your a Nazi, no point in pretending to care that you're a decent human at this point. You'd give no fucks about my GPA or clean record anyway. Answer some questions, what are you too scared or something? You're happy to talk politics bullshit, but I guess you don't know about real cop stuff yet huh?

Man this guy's too scared to talk on the internet. That's lame man. How you gonna be a cop when you can't even talk to me? And I'm not even the type to call you a pig or donut-faggot or whatever. I don't even have to, cuz you too weak to even talk on the internet. Does your badge not work on the internet, Mr Cop? You like Austin Powers, but the electrical signals fuckin up your mojo? Didn't read the cop manual and sweatin over some footnotes? Nah he's just mad that he didn't learn MLA style notations, hes not shook at all. Nope. The strongest Nazi with a badge is too busy studying for his CopSAT, thats all. Couldn't be too scared to handle his own thread, a man couldn't handle a thread, how could he handle some real responsibility? I don't even have ta insult you, the truth insults you for me.

When we get out of training we do 4x12 hour bricks with 4-6 days off.
Shutup nigger.
I believe in doing whats necessary to see a perpetrator convicted.
Fuck you cunt. Fucking anarchy, please die of ebola.
I will.
>Youre the type of retard that would say a chick deserved to be raped because she wore a skirt.
They do. Thats another thing I cant wait to pay off sluts who come in and report 'rape'.

Oh you're still in academy. Here in military we get 12x48.

Stop pulling me over you faggots I'm never getting my brakelight fixed.

Oh no. I've been insulted. How will I ever recover? Gee wiz, your words are more hurtful than getting jumped by jackasses who like to wear the same damn scarf. You and your pals sure as fuck weren't helping me out then. Go cuss at a wall if you need some self esteem, but do it on your own goddamn time. Come on an answer some questions. Like these .

read
psmag.com/news/who-are-the-incels-of-Jow Forums-and-why-are-they-so-angry

Well then enjoy jail you lay prick.
By killing yourself. I didnt read passed your second sentence btw.
>psmag.com/news/who-are-the-incels-of-Jow Forums-and-why-are-they-so-angry
Bullshit piece of kike journalism written by a normie. No thanks.

How's your logic Mr. Cop? Check this out. You can't bother to respond to serious questions except with an insult I hear daily. Even if I ask it more politely than a lot of the people you respond to. You can't even converse with someone you disagree with. Over the INTERNET. If you pick anything else but conversation at this point. then you are a coward dude. By anyones estimation, including yourself if you have even half a spine. Not even the spine to read something you disagree with. Well responding would obviously be beyond you. Look how much effort is required to get you to engage with a member of the public, dude. I'm being serious, and this is just the internet. Are you really so shook that you can't pull the nerve to talk seriously with me? Cuz we both know a guy like that has no future as a cop. You got two choices and one's the coward choice -- like hiding, or trying to make the problem go away instead of talking. Anything other than a serious conversational response would be cowardice at this point. Just being real. You know it.

You said you were in the army. Provide Rank, unit, mos, and time in service.

>Provide Rank, unit, mos, and time in service.

Oh wow

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To be fair he said he was drinking

so you're telling me, that if a black dude with dreads was walking around in a white tank top, with a red bandana hanging out of his pocket, paying extra attention to him is "racial profiling"

are you fucking retarded?

What question did you even ask you fuck head?
>doesnt link his post

fuck you. Get on the ground.

would you let a hooker off if she offered to give head?

I'm not asking you to say your fucking name, just tell me a little bit about yourself dude. If you wanna be a fag about it, i'm honestly gonna assume you're just some fucking loser pretending to have served to get some credit for himself.

>Police recruit
>Alone drinking captain Morgan's

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Doesn't matter. He chose to start a board when drinking. I'm not responsible for that. I'm doing him a lot better than all those jackasses who pull an insult and run. I'm actually asking serious questions when most people would say fuck off Nazi cop or something like that. That's on him, man. I couldn't pick my skin color or neighborhood, but he's done nothing but insult me over it. Fine. His chose to try and talk to people and be a Nazi -- and drink some wine coolers or something. By rights I should of dumped a shitload of Cop nicknames or something.

Hey that's actually funny. Here ya go. If hypothetically someone was under 18, they could get off of a drug charge right? How much drugs exactly? Let's say it's cocaine, maybe a key or two

>NATSOC
>Incel
Just fucking kys, you piece of shit.

Honestly I fucking hate most cops and this thread shows why. 90% are just power hungry meat head douche bags.

t. actual cop who isn't some fag rookie at the academy bragging on Jow Forums

Prostitution is legal in my country.
Dont bother, liberals are idiots.
Im not telling you anything that could give me away. You should know better but in terms of Americanism I was a FST.
me on the left
A drug charge no, thats a indictable offence(I actually learned something). Doli incapax applies to people under 10. However discretion is used for minors between 10 and 17 as they come under the young offenders act. However drugs automatically is an indictable offence, as is murder, assault, indecent exposure and graftti etc. Fuck the little cunt Ide put tha hammer down on him.

Ummm Im gona go with no. Now GTFO and go back to buzzfeed you cunt.

Why even become a fucking piece of shit who literaly nobody fucking likes when you can become a doctor or so and everyone loves you? Police are corrupt scum, atleast in my country.

I hope some nigger shoots you on your first patrol, asshole.

Because Im not smart enough to be a doctor? Plus its boring, I need action. Fighting people turns me on.
>Police are corrupt scum, atleast in my country.
Stay on the other side of that wall then spic
Im a fast draw and an accurate shot, I hope a nigger gives me an excuse.

Fucking retard, I ain't no faggot ass north american. And don't even mention your fast draw since when you get gang raped by 10 niggers it won't matter. Fucking retard, no wonder police are so fucking shit.

Oh nos he's puttin the hammer down. He knows that song my grandpa sings. Guess you both drink the same lame ass beer. Seriously though, that legal shit sounds complex, thanks for finally answering my questions. Do they expect you to know that crap off the top of your head?
>Fighting people turns me on.
Also you are a straight perv, dude. If you gonna get some tail with the uniform, remember to use a safeword or whatever. Too bad your to racist to nail some hood rats, some gals are into that weirdo shit like you are. Would you nail a freaky chains and whips hood chick?

Niggers cant shoot for shit.
I dont need to know it. All I need to do is sway a Jury. Even so if the guy gets off Ill just arrest him again, another excuse to beat his ass and make his life hard. After a while he'll get the message.
>perv
>bad thing
Pick none you fuck wit.

That's obviously a yes, pervy cop. Enjoy your old man beer and your stuffy old songs about the buttocks. Also the virginity. Hah. I get more Aryan girls than you with a kid dick, and without a shiny badge. Cuz I'm a kid, y'know.

Here's a hint: Try not to be an racist asshole. On the real, you're an actual freako, and beggars can't be choosers, man. Shame that you can't even give halfway decent responses that are near parity, Mr. Cop. You need to stop drinkin that swill. The weirder you are the nicer you should be. It might take you a while to learn since you should have figured that out by now, and you're a grown ass man who non-ironically likes fascism and Klan shit.

My grandfather gassed your grandfather.