>Want to do Deadlift
>No corpse around for me to pick up
Should I complain to the gym?
Want to do Deadlift
Andrew Scott
Ethan Sanchez
>Instructor tells me a lift will exercise my traps
>My Taiwanese Lady boys are still weak as shi t
WTF? What do?
Jack Jackson
extremely cringy thread, user
Logan Anderson
>doing rows
>gym drummer increases the tempo
Ryder Cook
>start adding leg presses to routine
>my knees are killing me
Can I get a form check, bros?
Michael Gray
>Skull Crushers
>no helmet
I'm sueing the gym bc i have brain damage now
Wyatt Adams
Seems right to me, try pressing them harder.
Oliver Miller
lost
Evan Sullivan
What muscle does a weighted cringe work?
Adrian Thomas
The laugh box
Ian Miller
You're supposed to crush the skulls of manlets dumdum
Jayden Jones
>that john smith who won't let anyone touch the smith machine because it has his name on it
Isaiah Perry
top kek
Ethan Carter
My PT told me to do squats.
So I did 5 sets of nothing.
Robert Cook
>do leg extensions
>still manlet
Brody Long
>doing calf raises
>cattle herd growing nicely
unlimited milk and steaks soon
Easton Taylor
>Decline press
>Do it any way
Lucas Cruz
>Do preacher curls
>Go to jail on molestation charges
Jace Hall
>Make your own corpse
>warm up with it
>great more as necessary to make it to your working weight
>bring the corpses back from the dead when you are done
>become the gym necromancer
>???
>profit
Elijah Jones
>started GOMAD
>It actually pisses me off
Impressed
Robert Jackson
>Talk about videogames on /v/
>Get banned for two weeks
Evan Russell
Fucking kill them
Brayden Martin
>Unlimited steaks
David Ortiz
I know this isn’t true because it implies priests ever go to jail for sexual abuse. Should have said “gym pope shuffled me to a new gold’s gym after I fingered a boy’s ass in the locker room”.
David Ramirez
This one is actually true, though
Brayden King
So have all the other ones. I am still paying medical bills to fix my skull.
Christopher Gomez
>Do flyes
>Fall