So this is it

Woman detected
Onaholes come in different shapes, sizes, even open ended or not. Onaholes make the vagina look boring.
You can now buy onaholes you can insert vibrators into, something the vagina can never do.
T. Someone who been fapping into onaholes for several years

good for you, maybe I'm just projecting, since that's what happened to me, even forgot I had it for a few years and then I found it while cleaning my wardrobe

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>Woman detected
no wonder you need onaholes

user that's super gay. But i cant say that i wouldn't do it.

It's not gay if I wear a skirt for you, user.

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>with my hands
An onahole feels 200% better than using your hand assuming you know what you're doing. I still need to buy a better quality one but since I got mine I can safely say that it just doesn't compare.

>the real thing
Why do you have to bring that as if it was a valid point? I'd rather have a substitute than not having anything at all.

>just get out and get a gf it's easy
I'll preemptively tell you to fuck off with that.

>real vaginas are not a valid point of discussion when discussing fake vaginas

Why do you think they buy fake ones you dumbfuck?

are you upset because I reminded you of the fact that real vaginas exist and cannot compare to fucking a glorified piece of plastic?

>he thinks vanilla ass onaholes are the point of no return

Lmao

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I got afleshlight it's pretty fucking amazing. The first time i shot a load in that thing it was like my soul was being drained from my balls

>and cannot compare to fucking a glorified piece of plastic
According to whom? From the sparse amount of sex toy reviewers who have gotten laid genuinely (read: no hooker), the vocal opinion is that high quality toys are much more pleasurable

>like my soul was being drained from my balls
Thanks for the kek user

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No, I'm upset because you're asking a dumb question with an agenda trying to shame people for looking for alternatives.

If anything, you're the one upset that we can find satisfaction elsewhere without having to deal with your real vagina.

Those reviewers must have had terrible or no sex then.
All I said was that it cannot compare to the real thing and you guys act like I told you santa claus isn't real.

>All I said was that it cannot compare to the real thing
And that was a fucking dumb post. We're talking about fake ones for a reason.

How is it a dumb post when it's my personal opinion and experience with onaholes, its a relevant post, you're just buttmad you can't get real puss and you're deluding yourself into thinking I have an agenda and I'm trying to shame you because I had an opinion based on my experiences.

>you're just buttmad you can't get real puss
Except you're the one bringing out that shaming attempt whenever I point out that your post was dumb.

I am pretty sure that I can call bullshit on your said experience, but the fact that you keep on stating that the real one doesn't compare means that:
*one : you have access to that so you're obviously biased
*two : you're just trying to deevalute the only option available which says a lot about what you really are trying to do here.

Your post was just stupid, period.

>I don't like opinion, post stupid, me mad

Except you're the one bringing out that shaming attempt whenever I point out that your post was dumb.
From my perspective that is what it appears to be. If you feel shame because I said it cannot compare to the real thing, that's kinda your own problem and your low self esteem speaking. My post was relevant to the discussion at hand, period. Seems like you got alot of issues that needs sorting out if you're threatened by an opinion so much that you develop paranoid deluded thoughts regarding ulteriour motives behind a fucking opinion on the internet. Jesus

how much do these things cost on average any way? Can there be issues getting them though customs?

Yet another post with that tone, no surprise here. But since you're a fucking piece of shit let me point out where I can point out your bullshit :

>it can never compare to the real thing
Thanks captain obvious, let me reiterate, what was the fucking point of that post?

>real vagina exist
Again, what was the point of that statement?

>glofiried piece of plastic
Now that's interesting that you have to label those as that when you're supposedly used them too. It says a lot again about who you are and what you're trying to do.

>blabla you're just upset have low self esteem get help
Go ahead and make more personal attacks. If you haven't noticed yet I don't care that much but I like how it shows more and more what your original idea is.

you're literally an insane person

Is this what getting utterly BTFO looks like?

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yeah putting words in my mouth and imagining tone of posts and pretending to know my thoughts and character, deluding yourself that I have an agenda, and I'm "trying to do" something. Wow so btfo because I don't want to argue with an insane person for hours and read his insane delusions while he insults me. You are both insane and your hypocrisy is tangible, but I suppose those go hand in hand.

All because I had an opinion about fucking onaholes that creased your fragile ego and self esteem. Wew lad, really trying to accomplish something here in this onahole thread, got this secret agenda working for the joos watch out, shifting the overton window itt lads

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Of course of course, whatever you say and much more user

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pretty much what I've been thinking throughout this whole interaction. It's not hard to see why you would need onaholes so much with all that emotional baggage and shitty personality you got.

I can't see this image without wondering what Ayano's hair smells like.

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Get out of this board, roastie.

>Hey hey another masturbation enthusiast!
Hey hey another eating enthusiast!
Hey hey another breathing enthusiast!
Hey hey another seeing enthusiast!
Hey hey another eating enthusiast!
Hey hey another metabolism enthusiast!

Yes yes no mistake about it, please reveal more anonpie

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Joke's on you I am an eating enthusiast! I'm also a sleeping enthusiast

Here we go again with imagined boogeyman.

>look how smug I am
you must be getting really desperate if you're gona keep anime posting to maintain your fragile facade, at the end of all of this you're the one that got triggered by an opinion about onaholes on the internet, whichever way you look at it I win, gona move on with my life now, have fun with your fake vagina

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>all that emotional baggage and shitty personality you got

You type like a woman.

Must be because I actually exist in the real world and interact with them instead of spending every waking moment in an echochamber filled with negative gutter trash

Which explains your presence here, right?

That's very good anonpie let it all out, all that built up vitriol

Are you feeling a little bit better now? No one should have to be angry, that just gives you wrinkles...

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I've been popping in and out for years, I guess I just don't a have a weak personality to the point where I let strangers on the internet or their board culture dictate my thoughts or define me as a person. I'd end up like this guy

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That's it user you're doing great, soon you'll have a clear head!

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Holy fuck this is cringe. If this wasn't actually a mad roastie and some (male) then I'd fucking sterilize myself

>muh cringe

you sure showed him user

I don't think you're fooling anyone with this act.

oririrar bump

Is this your first onahole? Because it certainly won't be your last. I started with one because I thought that'd I'd only ever need one, now I have 4. Onaholes are some addicting stuff, you actually drain your balls completely unlike fapping. Pro tips: You'll have to find the sweet spot in amount of lube used, too much or too little will change the experience completely. Abstaining for 3 days then cumming balls again usually gives the average person maximum pleasure, but if you have high libido then sooner might do.

>anonpie
Maximum cringe and bait.

I just tried it out and wew lad this is pure crazy and in the good way. Getting it on properly took a bit finesse but it went ditto. Due to my foreskin mainly the glans got stimulated and the feeling was unexpectedly hard too. Like it was so overwhelming my legs began to spasm at every thrust if I didn't go slow enough. A little below painful but still very pleasurable. The feeling of having your entire dick enveloped in a sleeve (which got warm after like three minutes) was very comforting. Half of the time I wouldn't even be able to concentrate on the stuff that was playing on screen because the pleasure was so otherworldly. I was completely in awe. I only lasted about 20 minutes and cumming inside was like recieving jolts of electricity directly through the fapbox and moving while cumming was a straight up no-go, my entire body began involuntarily twitching when I tried that so I just sat there and basked in the almost paralyzing pleasure. Cleaning up was pretty easy and much less of a hassle than people make it out to be, as you just have to flush the stuff out with water and dry it with a cloth, takes five minutes tops. All in all it was completely worth to buy one and I'm sure I'll have much fun in the future with it, maybe more lube so I can move as fast as I want.

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Did you buy a warmer? Those are severely underrated imo, sticking your dick into a wet hole and being enveloped by warmth is another experience altogether. After a long while I've grown to like tomax holes because they're really durable and you can just use, abuse, then flip them inside out for a wash/wipedown with tissue and a cloth to dry, and they'll be perfectly fine unlike tighter holes or dual layer magic eyes ones that get fucked up when you do it.

On another note 20 minutes damn, that's a hell of a long time for a first one, maybe try less lube or it's death grip which the onahole will ease you out of.

No warmer, I didn't want to buy /all/ the accessories and then potentially find out it isn't up to my expectations. Yeah the warmth that built up really brought it to another level opposed to using the ole' hand, so I'll most likely order a warmer after getting a little more aquaintanced with the box. Concerning lube I was worried that I didn't use enough since it was only two fingertip-sized droplets, I'll be sure play around with the amount. The afterglow of using it feels pretty nice too, like a deep sense of fulfillment.

About lube, I've never used peace's but lube viscosity also changes a lot on the sensation. I personally prefer thicker lube but thin lube you make from powder and water (Jlube) is really fucking cheap and since shipping is expensive to NA I usually just go with that rather than my stock of pepe hard lube. You also need to find out whether you like hard or soft holes, but it's a slippery slope, onaholes multiply. For your next purchase I suggest a Tomax Real, those are great (the entire Tomax line are very durable and well made) and you can easily flip them inside out for a thorough cleaning. Don't fall for the /jp/ /ona/ shilling though, they like to shill the FOTM onaholes but you can never go wrong with the classics.

I remember when I got my first body pillow
it felt really good having someone to hug at night

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What if I shove a onahole into a woman and fuck it then? Is this the pinnacle of pleasure?

I hope nobody posts the webm.

how expensive for a good one?