Get qt3.14 matches

>get qt3.14 matches
>no replies
>no meets

What am i doing wrong Jow Forums

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Nothing, those matches are just ego hunting

ape
nigger
shovelface
thot
megathot
uggo
you guys literally have ZERO fucking standards

You should have their number/Snapchat within 4-5 messages or else she will move on.

This Or possibly, you're just over the matching cutoff; meaning you're good looking enough and/or have a decent enough profile to match with, but the other profiles they match with are simply better

wow ayana qt

Not good looking enough to overcome the shitty openers.

Also most of those girls look like shit.

100% you have no game and probably just a nice body and not much else.
All you need is a match and to push for the meet right away, it works on any girl interested in meeting. You have to follow through, too, if a girl seems uninterested in meeting, or flakes, drop her, don't continue the pursuit, and only respond to her if she comes back asking for a defined meet-up (time/place, in the next 2-3 days).
If you beat around the bush you lose your chance, if you stay on the hook she knows she can pick anybody else over you. If you show her you want to meet, and then ditch her when she doesn't grab on to the chance, then you demonstrate that you're valuable, and that she's nothing special to you. That drives women crazy, and makes them want you more. It might sound dumb, or manipulative (which I guess it kind of is) but it works.

Tinder isn't real life senpai,
a lot of women there just do it for their ego, and besides, the best qualities of a guy is almost never his looks. On tinder any guy will probably lose 2-3 points. Get out in the real world my dude

US women

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you're ugly and have no game

But im not ugly, I will agree I have no game tho

>4
you're tinder "ugly" which means you need to detail your profile into what you're looking for?
i like artsy and nerdy guys. so my profile namedrops shit i know they like. and i fuck a bunch of them

if you're just trying to fuck anyone and you're not an 9/10 easily. you're fucked

sorry girls instead of guys :^)

Never thought of it like that user, my bio is "i just be chillin" because i just be chillin. I might think of revising it

that shit only works for chads bro.

>think like a chad
>act like a chad
>be a chad

Aint that how it works?

anyway treat tinder like an mmorpg
upgrade your pics every 2 weeks. change your openers. try to be straightforward. it might work
just try shit
yeah but if your pics dont look like the chad lifestyle whats the point?

Meet girls at a young person bar. Dont buy them drinks, make them laugh, be confidient.
It also helps being 6'2 200lbs
But dont play the i got a good body card, just make them fucking laugh!
Fucking hell just make them laugh you fucking retard.

might post what your profile is? how do you fucking namedrop or even know shit they like?

all of them look horrible

>not liking milk trucks

>wassup prettyface

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biology major with a passion for botany

I enjoy jazz, studio ghibli films, surrealism art and lifting heavy weights.

it looks cringe but thats what works for me.
recent chick i fucked.

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What kind of stuff do you put?

I tend to date artsy nerdy girls but I have no clue what their common interest would be. They're all pretty different, and I assume that, on dating app, they wouldn't care much.

Do you go over to theirs or invite back to yours

>iktf

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Is it a safe bet that all these girls are whores?

you can’t respond too quick let the messages simmer for a few at least so they don’t think youre a creep

herei would say the common shit they like
tyler the creator, tame impala, brockhampton, sufjan for music

theirs unless my mom is working that night. they dont come to my house. until the 2nd "date"
yes. but don't 'judge". i had so many chicks reveal personal shit about ex-boyfriends and shit
nah fuck this. strike while the iron is hot. if you got a flowing convo. number can come up easy and u can fuck that weekend.

>matching with jen

tinder threads are not fitness related

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>tinder threads are not fitness related

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suck my dick man

Because women have too many standards.

>not using happn

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Do you ever wonder why you are still alone?

Happn is garb

What's happn's gimmick?

Giving attention to thots

just say "want to fuck"

It shows you people you've "met". The criteria for meeting is being in a 250m radius of one another at a given moment.

My autism wouldn’t allow this

>his pics dont look like the chad lifestyle

lol, SUCK TO BE YOU

>"Chick"

I can see her adams apple from two states away.

Being male

All my most successful one night stands have involved several years of simmering messages, sage advice user.

SAGE.
ADVICE.

VERY SAGE.

SAGE.

>duRRRR I TRAIN TO LIFT HEAVY THING AND DATS IT

I used to bang a firemans wife, it was risky affair because he was literally a roided up lifter with MMA hobbies and shit that due to shift work would sometimes randomly pop home.

"Whats up?"
Is THE WORST opening line you can use. Might as well send a dick pic outright.
Watch based Zeus' video on tinder. It's on youtube.

Kys soc fag

>Tinder boost
>get 4 likes
>fill out my bio
>boost again
>0 likes
I don't know what I should feel

Where are you from, user? Back at home happn is good for hooking up with upper middle class girls, or that's what my friends told me.

>Can you sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart?
This is all you have to say user.

My strategy after switching gears to focus on my life goals (aka I don't have time to waste)

>always go for the middle of the pack girls
>talk a lil bit, like 5-10 messages, then say you don't like messaging much but let's meet up
>get the number
>set up a casual date, I live in a hot city so I like to just grab a beer and go to the beach and walk around
>before meeting up, say "listen, I want to be honest that I'm not looking for anything serious. I get it if it's not what you're into but I just want to be up front"
>if she's still down to meet, you're guaranteed a lay unless you're 100% retarded

I never waste my time anymore. Never wonder if I'm gonna get laid. It's the fucking best thing I ever did

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Get better first messages. Sure sometimes they'll respond to a generic "what's up" but that's what most guys say. Ask a question or make a comment based on something in their bio or pictures or just start with a joke.

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I got one tinder match in two weeks ;_;

Post pics of your Tinder profile

Back when I had tinder I got about 300+ matches after like two years and I only met like ten of them.

I actually just got pumped and dumped on tinder, as a guy. I actually wanted companionship and she just wanted a bit of fun.

Then I go back on tinder and I see her there. Fuck that bitch.

you're definitely ugly as shit

I'd say 80-90% of women on tinder are there to get lots of attention and ego gratification from the 6's and 7's they match with in droves while they wait for the 9/10 Chad to pump and dump them.

If you're a 5/10 (read: average) they won't match with you.