Why even lift if you're older than 20?

Why even lift if you're older than 20?
Only 15 year old guys should lift weights because that's when it actually matters. Being young, handsome and strong is the most important thing in life. But if you're older than 20 and you lift, you'll look like depressed middle aged man who's trying to compensate for something.
Life is all about being 14-18 year old high school jock who's handsome, jacked, looks older than others and fucks underage sluts everyday.
You can deny it as much as you want, but you can't change the fact that your life is over.

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moshi moshi baito desu

Dude what the fuck are you talking about... if you dont start lifting when your 7 years old its over. You will be forever a loser if you cant squat 2pl8 with 7.

This is really shitty bait. At least put some effort into it next time.

25 year old boomers can't handle the truth.
How does it feel knowing that there are 14 year old jocks who look way better than you fucks blonde cuties everyday?

This isn't even banter Fuck off

hello 30+ baldso, how's that prostate exam schedule?

This is horrible bait.
Go to school Kid.

I want my kids to look up to me and get inspired to start lifting.

Actually, I take Finasteride for my balding so I don't have to take prostate exams since Finasteride shrinks my prostate.

>that 16 year old boomer who thinks he's witty

t. 20 year old virgin who thinks lifting will give him the life of his high school bully

I know you are trying to bait people who missed out on teenage love.
Really low effort

>25 year old boomers can't handle the truth.
are you being paid to peddle this meme? because it's proper shit

Accept it oldcel. You will never be young again.

girls your age lust after real men, not feminine twink boys like you.

get back to me when you grow some hair on your nuts pussy

Yeah right. Girls definitely like 25 year old virgins who lives with their mothers.

nice try, keep it real gangsta

t. 15 years old bitch who has to aks his bitch mom to buy him whey XD

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>ONIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAN

>those legs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHA

>be me
>baby faced 18+6 year old boomer in best shape of my life
>Constantly mogging young whippersnappers like an old grizzled wolf in young sheeps clothing
>18-20 prime women like me but won't touch me when they find out I'm an 18+6 year old boomer
>Even 20-22+ boomer grandmother's won't touch me because I look 16-18 and might as well be their child
>Tfw missed 2.5 year window of my biological and numerical prime where it was socially acceptable to interact with any women
>No matter how much I lift my true age keeps me from getting ripe roasties and my fountain of youth genetics keep me from getting women my age
>stuck in David Laid limbo for the rest of my days

No man should have to live like this.

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t. 20+ yo old b8ing for attention
Meanwhile I actually am 18 years old

the bait isn't even godo anymore

Dude, I've seen you in other threads. Just fucking stop. This place has enough shitposting, you meme loving fuck

Why do you losers act like high school is the only time of people's lives worth living? Have you just watched too many movies set in high school?

Because it is

t. boomer that never experienced teenage love and sex.
How does it feel knowing that you missed everything?

Could you shove some more memes into your future posts, please

getting beyond retarded
>way more of your life is after high school

you want to spend 60 years a shit slob, or 60 years still getting all the snatch you want?

Actually this is true.
There's something special about having sex while you're 14-16 years old. Girls are at their prime at this time, they're fertile and horny all the time.

clearly have not had the glorious experience of a cougar
maybe sometime, kid

Why are you so angry?
It's only your and your parent's fault that you were inferior to jocks and girls didn't notice you.
They were not to be blamed because you had shitty genetics.

such insight

Just lie about your age retard.

you'll be old some day too faggot

>happier, wealthier, stronger, fitter, and banging more teenage girls at the age of 32 than you ever will. stay mad, incels.

also
>that 15 year old boomer who still works out at the gym

This is terrible bait, but I'll still take it.

t.30 year old boomer

>tfw my 31 birthday is on the 23rd

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You can't be a 15 year old boomer in 2018

>caring about high school

You'll grow up one day.

This is probably the best execution of the boomer meme I've seen.
Congratulations, you're the shiniest turd.

my 30 is then too brah. Feels batman

>that 20 year old boomer trying to deadlift at the gym

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I'm a 10 year old boomer and I agree.