my girl best friend of over 10 years got drunk and admitted she wants to have a friends with benefits situation never in my life would I have predicted this would happen I literally used to fantasize about this exact situation were she helps me get over my fear of sex and women because shes the only one I'm comfortable with
it's finally happening and I am freaking out she has her place to herself today and wants it to happen today I'm going to lose my wizard status and I dont give a fuck, I could never even conjure a basic fire orb
user if you cant even conjure up a basic flame orb you probably wont be able to handle this
Josiah Murphy
i know thats why Im freaking out i almost fucking blew it when she asked why we never had sex before i mumbled something about ruining the friendship and couldnt make eye contact but she persisted on talking about it despite me being a dunce
Alexander Hughes
hope you like getting accuses of rape when she regrets in the day after, This is and always will end badly
Chase Hernandez
Don't scare him fag. Don't worry op, have fun, just don't fall in love
Carson Ortiz
you know its true, she will regret that i happened in the morning and try and act like it didnt happen, op will be the sperg he is and keep going on about it and it will fuck it all up for him.
Landon Sanders
Nah, she will simply laugh a lot and find it cute. Then she will ask you not to talk about it. Also op, if you ever mentioned the fuck friends, do it only when you are free to fuck, don't be autistic
Lincoln Thomas
Your giving her a lot of leeway, sure she could be a really nice lass but the truth is she will feel violated and feel like shes been taken advantage off, op said she was drunk she WILL regret it in the morning. I will put money on it that chad dumped her so she got drunk and texted op coz hes the "nice guy" friend and she wants a quick fuck with the futile idea of get chads cock off her mind
Jayden Taylor
Nah, she was drunk when she said she wanted to be fuckbuddies. Today is another day, she is sober now, and ready for OP's Hard Schlong
Nathan Williams
>Then she will ask you not to talk about it. most people already assume that we've hooked up since we've been close friends for so long but I am all for not telling anyone about it mainly because I have nobody to tell
Christopher Martinez
even if she is this never ends well, ever, not even for chad and definitely not for us spergs here
Michael Miller
I'm prepared for this to implode I've been longing to get between those thighs for too long this woman is hungry for the penis and who am I to deny her i mean it was her idea, that cat is out of the bag and even if she changes her mind it's still always going to be on our minds so we may as well enjoy it while it lasts
Jeremiah Perez
just make sure you keep the text and bag it when you go in, aslong as you can prove she wanted it and was dtf you should be as safe as you can be, just hope you dont live in a cucked place
Asher Gray
she voted trump, I sincerely dont perceive her to be the false rape accusing type i've known her for 12 years she's actually very protective of me also the arrangements were discussed in person but I'll save any texts
Thomas Campbell
Robots are essentially ghosts. What would be the point in accusing a ghost of rape? No one is gonna find out.
Mason Ward
its not her you have to worry about as much as its the friends that will be toxic as hell if anything goes wrong.
Elijah Nguyen
diverting blame on to someone else as to not admit fault on their part.
Gabriel Perez
>be virgin >see others have success >attempt to undermine their success >feel good about yourself knowing you possibly ruined someones chances >hava nagila
>calls himself a wizard >cannot cast even the most basic spells Let me guess, Illumination was out of your reach as well? Amazing how even being friends with a Stacy can suck out so much mana. Let this be a lesson to the young apprentices, ANY interaction with females will deprive you of your powers.
Ian Williams
ye being around them does seem to in inhibit mana growth, since becoming neet/borderline hiki my powers have grow substantially
Evan Carter
we were talking in person face to face when she suggested it she even said that she has been aloof lately because she started seeing me in a different light and thought that if we hung out she would end up trying to fuck and didnt want to ruin the friendship it's been on her mind for a little while now she was just drunk enough to vocalize it to me directly
Jason Brooks
>my girl best friend of over 10 years
hahahahahah enjoy your disgusting sloppy seconds. god knows how many guys she had sex with before she gave you a chance.
that whole other can of worms then, have you been talking to other girls, come in to some money/position of power or something big that has happened in your life recently?
Joseph Thomas
good luck user, don't listen to the negative faggots in here, i hope you become a normalfriend and GTFO out of this pit of despair.
Grayson Jenkins
no I have A job now tho, not a great one and shes always telling me I can do better and am too smart to be working in a warehouse
Dylan White
Sex is overrated jerking off honestly feels better
Cameron Sanchez
Odds are she's already pregnant and is doing this to fool you and everyone else into believing the baby is yours. Have fun, but remember my words if you get there and she says she'll only have sex with you if you don't wear a condom. If she comes to you a few days later saying she's pregnant, break contact with her immediately, communicate with her only through a lawyer and insist on a DNA test before issuing any payments or getting involved in the child's life in any way. Remember roasties survive through deception and are not to be trusted in any way. Godspeed and good luck, user.
Jordan Gomez
neither are drunk you sexist pig
Dylan Morales
im wearing a condom she said to wear one
the whole dealio was arranged because we both dont want a relationship but just want to have sex with someone we know and trust instead of randos
Leo Phillips
>my girl best friend of over 10 years got drunk and admitted she wants to have a friends with benefits situation are you blind or just retarded?
Brayden Gomez
dude is right, you have a job and thus money now, she want you to be her paypig
Luke Scott
nah shes got a way better paying job than me
Jackson James
women always want more and will never want to pay for anything if they can
