How do I mess with local mafia?
I thought about leaving cryptic message near their brother but I dunno how many lulz can I get out of that.
How do I mess with local mafia?
Joseph Baker
Grayson Adams
>brother
I mean brothel
Evan Hughes
Why do you wanna fuck with the mob? Boredom or deathwish? Perhaps both?
Kayden Miller
>Perhaps both?
maybe.
I thought scaring them and then tellin em to leave money at some location.
Connor Garcia
Or maybe I could prove myself that way and then work for them.
Aaron Reyes
Just call me, user, and we *cough cough* I will help you out.
Robert Adams
I never said I would do something illegal.
Is cryptic message illegal?
Nolan Phillips
Nooooo, user, I just said that we *cough cough* I would help you out with your mafia problem.
tbqh just make sure to hide your identity when u do it like ur face and such
Kayden Gomez
Imma go look tonight for the cameras.
Carter Long
You wanna threaten the mob and get them to give you money? By leaving sticky notes with "cryptic" messages?
Dude you'd have to srsly fuck some people up for them to notice you and then they'd at best cripple you for life but not give you money lol
Caleb Wright
where do you live op? New York?
Evan Watson
Good job, user.
If you get into any trouble just tell us *cough cough* me.
Don't worry we *cough cough* I will help
Camden Peterson
What if I show up with mask. And tell the boss some cryptic shit and then leave.
It's not like he gonna open fire. So I can run if shit goes down.
The main reason are lulz not munny.
Where you live user.
Thank you FBI-sama!
Jason Perry
Cringe.
>some internet tough guy thinks he is a tough guy irl because he posts edgy anime girls on a weeb forum
Stop while you're ahead bro. Also where do you live that the mafia operates in public view? These niggers are so underground they be coming out in china.
Mostly they recruit from low level street punks. Start dealing.
Jonathan Hall
I refuse to be soldier.
Bentley Cook
dude who do you think you are dealing with? you cant just show up and tell the boss some cryptic shit, first of all you are not going to be able to get near him, and even if you do and say your cryptic shit, they are going to take it as a threat and beat you the fuck up, they are not gonna kill you or break your legs, but you will not leave their place unscratched
Dylan Wilson
as soon as they realize you know what the fuck they're up to they're gonna wanna breack your fucking face in, fuck with the police instead, atleast they're gonna spare you
Source : experience
Easton Scott
Nah you won't get shot for that, just get beated up and humilated while they laught at you
Aaron Martinez
do driveby only use watergun instead
Ryder Harris
Godspeed OP, you absolute madman
Jayden Miller
>How do I mess with local mafia?
get LOTS of money (find out how to do this and the rest is just easy details)
fake your own death, card a new identity
buy a shitty small discreet apartment in said city, maybe too
but a long range rifle, a good scope for it, a rifle, a couple of handguns, a plate carrier with plates, and lots of ammo, maybe a pair of binos too
buy a couple of cars and steal multiple license plates
also buy lots of burner phones
find the first lead on them, spy on some of them, find everything about them, habits, family, friends (friends will eventually lead you to more mobsters)
keep spying until you know every single thing about them
fun part: go vigilante on their asses at night
There you go, the ultimate troll, should be fun, no?