Why do girls like lankets so much?

Marry, fuck, kill

>manlet talks shit from across room
>stand up and face him
>”I-I was just being goofy, mang. C-Calm down...”

>marrying a womanlet

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You only think this because manlets got picked on in school and were angsty bois, thus more fights. not because they're cool or had a crazy life or anything. Also if you have no formal martial arts training vs someone with just a little you will be absolutely fucked. Like listen to yourself pretending you can fuck every one up despite your height or lack thereof; it's literally the biggest stereotype about short guys.
Angry
Violent
Not even good at violence
Unnecessary shittalking
Napoleon syndrome
You're playing right into it dumbass

Fuck, marry, kill

Ez. Womanlets pack on the flab when they age a lot easier

Then why can I only get girls within 2 inches of my height? Why can't I get cute shortstacks? Help!

Ever notice how big dogs are always super chill and non aggressive while little dogs are always losing their shit at everything trying to look scary? Same thing with guys

Thats a general rule of thumb tho. Not always true, but like 60-90% true

You're not correct.

t. 6'3", 170lb 14%BF

>numbered points
No surprise that its redditors who spam this retarded meme

>everything has to be green text just like I see on r/Jow Forums
Fuck off coping newfag

>GUYS HOW DO I DO GREEN SEX?!?!?ELEVEN?

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tall, low bodyfat

is this a joe rogan kinda 5'8?

>ELEVEN

This took me back 15-16 years, thanks

Probably less

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the term manlet and lanklet have derived so much from their original meanings it's kinda funny. use to be
manlet: a shorter guy who works out and does things like trying to start fights or wear tough atire to prove to society they are superior to those taller than them
lanklet: a taller guy who has so little muscle and fat which is made even worse because taller people have more surface area to cover so they look like they have even less mass than an auschwitz worker
now because everything is hyperbol on the internet
manlet: short guy
lanklet: tall guy

Evolutionary preferences aren't based on intelligent rationalizations, they're based on vague instinct. Height is attractive to women, it inherently makes you seem more intimidating than if you didn't have it. Obviously, up to a point. Playing dumb about the obvious reasons of women's preferences won't make them go away, you're just wasting your time. Work on the shit you can control.

n-nani?

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6'3" 175 15% bf here and women can't help themselves around me

>5'7

It's over for me, isn't it?

This so much

I see you've been reading quite a bit of know your meme

How do I stop being a lanklet? Eating 3k a day for weeks and still skinny as fuxk

>6'3
>175 lbs

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Only stuff that's 5'8+ is over for you.

diet is important but you must workout for it to stick. eat a lot of protien high and high carb foods. meats, milk, beans, vegies, penuts, grains. avoid sugars and fats as best you can, it's mass but not the kind you want. lift 5-6 times a week for at least a hour each day. you can start out goofing around doing full body exersise to get the feel of things but try to find a routine a month or so in. rest at most 4-5 minuites between exersises and 1:00-1:30 between sets. sleep 7-8 hours a day. carbs before workout, carbs and protien after workout. this is the most efficient way to gain muscle mass. if you ever plataue start training strength along side your current workout. i went from 125lb to 160lb in a little over a year and am at 170lb now 2 years in.

>lankletist thinks he could ever be a man
top kek

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F, m, k

Underrated as fuck and I’m a Manlet

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>be 6'3"
>still fondly look back on times I'd used the dog door while I was a todler