ITT we're all from 1945 America

really?
nobody's gonna ask me anything?

Nobody cares.
Go back.

seriously?
none of you wanna know about the future?
you don't even want to know the lotto numbers for tomorrow?

You guys catch the latest Amos and Andy show on the radio? That show is super keen.

No. Piss off.

>walk into local burger joint
>ask to speak to the guy in charge
>tell him I want to work here
>he says welcome aboard and I give him a strong, firm handshake
>he instantly likes me and I start the job that day
>finish some basic training with one of the employees within an hour
>get told where the toilets are
>get paid
>it's enough to support myself, my wife, and my newborn kid
>also bought a house with some of the remaining money I stored up from working there for a little while
Should I go to college to impress the CEO and get a better position?
Tuition is only a couple hundred bucks right now.

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jesus. in 2018 you can't afford a house while working for a burger joint.....

I actually visited battle mountain for a couple hours on a cross country move once.

It was a fucking trailer trash town and I thought I was going to get robbed at anytime. What the hell is its significance?

and tuition is definitely more than a couple of hundred bucks in 2018.

Hitleroni is dead now it's easier for us to support (((our greatest ally)))! Hoorah!

2018:
>walk into local burger joint
>ask to speak to manager
>tell him I was interested in apply to work here
>he says go online and fill out application form and I'll get a call
>fill out form
>never get call
>repeat 20 times
>start bringing in resumes
>get called
>"Do you have realiable transportation?"
>besides my two feet, I have a bike and metro card
>"Thanks, I think I have all I need, we'll call you if you get the job."
>never get called back
>now so old it looks like im a loser with no experience
>no calls for interviews, no respect, no life
>bouts crippling depression

America is fucking great though, right?

So, anyone else got a lady waiting for you once you get back from whoopin' them Japanese? I know I do.

Maybe you should've gone to collage, huh, brainlet?

Are you dipshit retarded faggot?
Oh of course you are, I forgot where I was.

So like the 15 other people I know right now, go to college for 4 years, and still can't get a single entry level job?

>paid for a piece of paper that you use to parade around that you're somehow more intelligent than others
10/10

>not getting a degree in a needed field
You do realize that if you got degrees with mechanics or robots you could be working at any factory still in the us and demand high wages cause they have next to no one qualified. College is only helpful if you plan ahead you fucking idiot

Forgot to mention clubs and competitions in high school can count as experience in certain fields. If you didnt start thinking of the future in freshmen year you fucked yourself over

>college
>useful
Oh no no no no......

God dammit if these extra terrestrials don't stop crash landing some fucking civilian is going to find out.

Fuck we need to stop these mad scientists from using these Tesla inventions, it has to be why they're crashing, fuck. Fucking Philadelphia kikes. Fucking John Trump opened pandoras box, what will the religious zealots do when the lid blows off? Every time lightening strikes we could cause an intergalactic war at this point.

>t. Smart man who did a trade
Or
>t. Brainlet who has the same degree as ever other Faggot and didn't go for fields with shortages already in effect

I wonder if I wouldn't be such a beta if I lived then
Beta tendencies were quickly made fun of and you had to stop being beta really quick

*drops nuke on Japan*

You do realize that you have to be lucky enough to been born into a family with money.
Or do you just expect me to make money without a job?
Or you just expect me to somehow secure a loan and go into crippling debt?

>factory jobs
Mostly outsourced to be honest famalam.

Go through navy or other branch. Get scholarship. I wasnt born into a family with money my dad just got blown up in war getting me free college in some states. I didn't use it though I won a scholarship at an NHD competition my sophmore year

Thats why you get the ones why they are still here. They are outsourced cause no one works here so why they are you demand high wages and move from factory to factory as they outsource

No, they're outsourced because the owner of the factory can pay people less money overseas due to the US dollar being worth more in some places.

Factories automating things killed jobs enough to make them too competitive to begin with though.

>having a nice a nice smoke
>notice some qt dame looking right at me
>decide to walk up to her
>make some small talk
>we seem to be getting along really well
>she says "Hey what's your name, I'd like to talk to someone with the likes of you again soon"
>"Hans Franz Albrecht"
>she immediately seems to look a bit disappointed
>she pays the
REEEEE WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A NATZEE I'M JUST GERMAN
WHY DIDN'T MY PARENTS GIVE ME AN ANGLO NAME ITALIANS NEVER GOT THIS TREATMENT, THIS MAKES ME REAL MAD
At least I'm not a jap though, being locked up for being a jap must be pretty hard, but I swear my family has been here before BOTH wars yet they think I'm a natzee spy despite the fact I don't know one WORD of German

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Wew lad I fucked it up
I meant to say "she walks away" not "she pays the"

So in other words, be a slave.
Or whore myself out to rich faggots with scholarships

Cool. I think I'll choose the easy way pretty soon.

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Gosh, everybody these days is married, martial satisfaction is high, everybody is having sex, and children are growing up with two parents supporting them, and families are thriving instead of dying out and being replaced by immigrants who also die out.

It would be a shame if somebody fucked that all up...

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>tfw 22 (almost 23) and still not married
Golly gee did I mess up somewhere?

oy vey goy, did you hear the news? 600000 gorillion jews died in nazi germany. We should help fund a homeland for the (((chosen people)))

Sorry lad but unless you look like pic related you're just another creepy German nazi.

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Can I be from 1945 India?
>tfw British Raj.