/fraud/ - self loathing and insecurity

g*d returns edition

Before asking your stupid beginner questions, make sure to read:

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki
Yes it's reddit, find a better compilation of information about steroids on the internet if you don't like it, faggot.

Also, include:
>e-stats
>age
>time spent lifting
>dick to balls ratio
>height
>weight
>BF%

Oral-only cycles will suppress your natural testosterone production and are far less beneficial than injectables, so don't do oral-only cycles. If you're scared of needles just admit it.

We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.

And most importantly,

NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned)

Previously on taking copious amounts of steroids and can still only pull 4/10 whales due to his crippling fear of rejection

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY AM I LOOKING THROUGH ALL MY EX GFs/ EX FRIEND's PICTURES
WHY DOES SHE STILL HAVE PICTURES WITH BOTH OF US ANYWAY
WANT TO KNOW WHY I BROKE UP WITH HER ANYWAY?
BECAUSE I WAS ROLLING ON MOLLY AND WANTED TO FUCK MY ROOMATE (who was a guy) AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA'

>BECAUSE I WAS ROLLING ON MOLLY AND WANTED TO FUCK MY ROOMATE (who was a guy

Uh... you’re taking this homosexuality meme a bit too far lad..

Please tell me all roid users have negative consequences for cheating

Please God

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>BECAUSE I WAS ROLLING ON MOLLY AND WANTED TO FUCK MY ROOMATE (who was a guy) AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA'
Last time I rolled I tried to convince my gf's lesbian friend to fuck me. Didn't work out but a few weeks later she actually tried hooking up with guys so I think the seed was planted, just not my seed in her little lesbo womb.

its the honest truth lmao
i mean in reality the relationship could not have gone on much longer because i had to fucking drop out and move back to florida but either way thats how it happened in the moment
imagine her face lmao
i still have never said a word to her since
she took all her shit out of my apartment in 2 black trash bags LOL poor girl all she wanted to do was "fix" me because she was a psych major and you cannot fix someone that can manipulate you emotionally

So far it's been the greatest decision of my life. I hopped on after only 6 months lifting and I lifted carefully and followed plans and progression to the T. My body developed insanely quickly, my libido skyrocketed, I got a gf, I got a better job (probably unrelated but whatever), and the only side effect I've had over 3 years has been a few pimples on my back that went away permanently after taking a dozen accutane. I look amazing, I feel great, life is wonderful. I follow a very healthy diet religiously and do tons of cardio, my health is superb I've never even gone above 105 systolic.

>you cannot fix someone that can manipulate you emotionally

*adjusts trilby*

i guess it should have read
you cannot "fix" someone
only they can fix themselves

Shinobu is good.

1. Flights to America are expensive.
2. I'm autistic and shy and would probably be sick out of anxiety.
3. She is well and truly out of my league by at least 5 points.
4. She's gay as fuck and I am not a pretty girl

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mods please get rid of this gook loving shitstain

Someone give me a damn site for Nolvadex

No you need Ralox stupid fuck.

No, he needs a cock because he's turning into a woman.

My dick is 4 inches long and I have bitch tits and I was forced on Antipsychotics I didn't need that made me gain 100 pounds
Give me the website then

>My dick is 4 inches long

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How about you help a brotha out you fuck

Once I get Lasik, get on Serms and lose weight I'll be slaying left and right

>NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned)

dude shits easy as fuck to find and nolva alone is not what u need breh u need to get off the anti psychs and get ur diet/exercise/sleep in order

He also needs to get a bigger dick lmao

I've been off the anti psychs for a year but my weight doesn't go up or down since, even when I eat a lot or little

Ok so what's ur exercise and sleep?

yeah sure bud it’s not the food you’re stuffing in your mouth you just can’t lose weight ;(

I don't take advice from losers

muh thyroid muh meds muh depression

Says the fat loser on antipsych meds

Still not as big of a loser as god

God may be a loser but at least hes more entertaining than mast lately.

t. god

you are in no way more entertaining that mast

No it's pretty great.

I've been on for way way longer than I thought I'd ever be on. No regerts

This isn't me bruhv
I can rep 3 plate on the binch but I barely sleep 4-6 hours even tho my bloods are fine

Having said that, I've dropped to 205lbs :(

>2x week boxing
>6x a week LISS cardio with doggo
>2x a week full body

Gee I wonder why ;_;

>Science doesn't affect my body

Eat more dude.

Are glasses gay or alpha? I definitely need them to read some signs at distance.

>hey gookmods who report to gookmoot
>please get rid of the gooklover

You're fighting the establishment whereas I am the establishment.

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They banned you last time and thy will do so again.

>snake in high tier
>yotsugi in shit tier
I respectfully disagree

But they'll never get rid of me.

Yeah you’re like an annoying cancer

Update

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what

Why do you hate me so much user.

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you’re ugly

What if I was pretty?

Maybe if you got a nose job someone someday might be able to love you..

Rem loves me.

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Only because her bangs are in her eyes obscuring your massive piggy nose..

holy FUCK

STOP IT

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oink oink piggy, no anime girl will love u.

>but i like u

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posted in last thread before it died

I did a cycle years ago and got a small gyno lump under my left nipple.

I had an appointment with a doctor to get it cut out, but he said it wasn't cosmetically noticeable. It does itch a bit and when touched (eg. lifting something and it brushes against my nipple) it can be sore.

Is there anything I can take this far post cycle that can reduce the symptons?

I could get it cut out (only $300 thank fuck for Australian private insurance and medicare) but doctor said there is a risk of removing such a small lump that it may damage the nipple itself and make it look worse

Pics man? You sound oddly well adjusted for this board. Good for you.

I am still a DYEL but considering gear.
Where did you do research? What was your first/current cycle?

I considered coming but that's way too far for me to drive for an anonymous stranger on the internet. Still hope ya had fun dude.

do I need refeeds if I train 7days/week while on 1600 calories and 300mg test/week? probably ~20% bf

Can anyone post the image of the gym thot in spandex doing hip abductions with her ass pointing the wrong way?

You can always try a course of SERMS for a few months. Ralox 60 ED for 4 months or so. But there aren't guarantees, that it's still painful now probably means it's a specific pain rather than actually related to tissue growth. There is a risk that it flares back up when you hop back on test tho.

That's not just a picture, is a regular thing at my gym

>labs came back with high estradiol
>only symptoms I felt were hot flashes and tiredness
>upped arimidex dose to compensate

Energy came back and I'm not as warm but I am fucking pissed for no reason. Everything irritates me right now.
Did I crash my e2 or am I just adjusting to the rapid change in estradiol or something?

Dick still works, horny af.

please respond /fraud/ I need you in this time of despair, I need to be fit when I start college to slay all the serbian pussy in college

1600 calories? are you 5'3?

5'7 just trying to cut fast so when I go on tren in 8 weeks I don't end up dying, does that mean I should include refeeds every 2 weeks to offset the big deficit or something? I'm 19 too but not sure if that affects anything

Wh..why are you trying to cut before tren? It lean you out on it's own pretty damn well.

im autistic and not sure what im doing but im too fat to go on tren like this so I decided to do a mini cut but I just need to know if im supposed to refeed every 2 weeks?

Sorry can't really help. But I do feel like your calories are a bit low and cant fathom how you can stand working out with so few.

Regardless of your fattery, ur gonna be a sweaty exhausted mess that gets winded going up stairs while running tren tho so heads up.

Currently bulking on 4000kcal, 750mg sust/w and 400mg deca/w.

Carbs: 505g
Proton: 250g
Fats: 121g

5'10, 180lbs. No bodyfat %. Estimated 15 so really probably 18%

Havent gained weight, lost 2 kg after sust kicked in yo. Wtf I thought id be bloatmaxxing like a motherfucker already. Still need to dial down my fat intake

Week 6. No pics because tattooed faggot.

>No pics because tattooed faggot.

Can you not just blur them, or shop masT over them?

You wouldnt see anything cept my chicken legs after photoshopping.

Got so used to sleeping on my futon and a hard, flat surface that I can fall asleep on the floor with nothing on it without issue now.

Dope.

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>tfw you will never get the succ

newest episode today was pretty sick

I haven't actually even watched S3. Avoiding spoilers is fucking impossible.

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i was trying to wait until it finished before i started, but youtube recommended a fight, watched it then immediately watched all the episodes that were out.

now i instead of binge watching it all in one go, i have to wait weekly.

Chicken legs, tatoos all over and fat.
Even with no pics you made me lmao at your body.

Not nearly enough food for all those drugs
>muh roids don’t increase tdee significantly

What do you guys wear clothing wise? I'm under 25 and transitioning from full time student to professional work and I'm trying to revamp my wardrobe to look more professional.

Have currently ordered some mid range business shirts which I'll be getting tailored but a lot of clothes fit weird once you reach a certain level of gains.

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You look like a fat fridge with clothes on.

oh no no no

I've never read a more depressing post in my life.

I see that god had ''returned'', bragging with fat ugly mediocre woman that are desperate for any cock even when he's a 5/10 blond shit looking gardener without eyebrows.

Middle one is really no go lmao. Are you fucking a 50 year old boomer that is going to a cocktail party.

Right one looks good but i would roll op the sleeves.

What is your profession?

his profession is cutting lawns

>dick to balls ratio
yep i'm on Jow Forums

Jesus christ you fucking autists, that isn't me. It's clearly a semi professional photo. Look at the fucking filename/pose/backdrop/lighting.

I'm talking about the text not the picture.

I think the main issue with the picture is the guy being literal fridge mode, he'll look like shit regardless.

If you have a decent shoulder to waist ratio and get those shirts tailored you'll look great.

I know it isn't you dumb ass.

Middle one looks like shit, right one looks good. But i see no reason to dress like that if you're 25 if you don't have some semi-important function or you need to talk a lot to customers and sell them shit

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you guys think i can fuck more women in this hotel? or was that one just a fluke?

i'd also be interested in fucking the female staff

You're so gross.

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iPhone 8 or Samsung s9? It feels like my Samsung makes me look tiny AF while my gf iPhone 7 makes me huge af every time i make pictures with it

Is it the lens that is fucking with me?

i cant get 190 proof alcohol, can i use 70% ethanol alcohol for dissolving letro?

yea but the upside is the samsung probably makes your face look better

iphone

I'm getting an S9 soon. It could have something to do with the width and curve of the lens but if you're that concerned just shop the photos. But I know their both the same resolution but the S9 has variable apertures which means that it takes better low light photos.

I've seen comparison shots. The iPhone takes softer and more brightly lit photos. The S9 takes darker but sharper and more contrasting photos.

I mean at the end of the day, go for functionality. If you're that concerned over photos, use photoshop.

im not fucking up this time, its 6pm for me how do i make sure i sleep tonight?

s9, the camera is supposed to be its major strong point.

Elaborate

I just need a phone that makes me look like I currently am. Not looking 2 times smaller. Seriously my Samsung s7 makes looks everything more terrible.

No it's making me fucking small af compared to my gf Iphone. Also my cat looks way uglier when i try to make photo's with my phone compared that Iphone from my gf

I am not going to Photoshop myself bigger. I just need a phone that makes me look like I am.

As far as i can see is that the videos from Samsung looks better but Iphone makes photo looks better sometimes

Iphone seems to have a wider fov which will make you look bigger but also shorter.

s9 beats it no questions when it comes to quality.

Because you are tiny, even on your "bulk". I'm a "fat" powerlifter and I have more definition in my fucking forearms than you do in your entire body. You're a genetic disgrace, imagine roiding for this as a bodybuilder. You're full farmhand mode, sick fucking tan, what'd you do, sit next to the window so it looks like you work outside?
I bet when you "mog" people in the streets with your "19" biceps" they're just avoiding the smell of armpit B.O from that severe bodyfat %.
Disgraceful. Go on a cut fatty.

Would not bang, even if you bought me dinner.

Would. Not. Bang/10

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I posted this bad angle/lighting on purpose because i knew it would get all sort of reactions, from all the secure people here. People always ignore my other pictures because they make you jelly and you just want to forgot about them asap.

But what are you trying to proof here actually with this picture? All your pictures regardless of lightning or angles looks like utter shit. Also knowing what you took to achieve it. It's just comical and really cringe worthy.

Like those people that watch videos from people who are 1000x better than them and then pause on the moments where he looks like utter shit and then make yourself believe that you're the same or even better than him.

Should I inject 1k test e to front load? Or is it a bad idea?

All are shit. Get a huawei p9 pro. Best of the best camera

Nope, I chose this one for the simple reason its the most recent photo I've seen of you.

>Regardless of lightning
I don't play with electronics in storms, it's dangerous

>angles
I don't know how to angle, idiot.

>knowing what you took to achieve it
How many times do I have to repeat myself you braindead fuck, I am the antithesis of you. I don't lift for looks. Hence, ripping on me for how I look is a futile fucking activity because I know I don't look as good as I could if I lifted for "muh ass-thetics". If you called me weak, you might get more of a reaction, but again probably futile, because I'm not.
You're a fat zyzz, give up on denying it.

>Like those people that watch videos from people who are 1000x better than them and then pause on the moments where he looks like utter shit and then make yourself believe that you're the same or even better than him.

oh god, the projecting. Is this something you do in your spare time? Because I can't pause a Lillebridge video and tell myself he's not squatting 1000+lbs, because he is.
IMAGINE BEING SO MUCH OF A LOSER YOU WATCH VIDEOS OF BODYBUILDERS AND PAUSE THE VIDEO AND TRY TO CONVINCE YOURSELF YOURE BETTER THAN THEM, THE FUCKING COPE IS REAL LMAO

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