Who /small dick/ here? Like how is this shit even possible. I'm fat as fuck so maybe losing weight will help this

Works for the BBC myth where the one guy is usually Mandingo, Lex Steele or some other porn star with a lot of shots. Put a couple together and bam it looks every black dude is packing.

>small dick thread
>Hey everyone i just want to bring up that black men have small dicks because it keeps me up at night
this is you

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5.5 inch reporting in. No need to worry about my penor size to be honest, I will die a virgin regardless of the size

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living in mexico makes it worse, the average there is like 6 or 6.5 inches lmao

My dick is so small that I can't jerk off.

this really fucking annoys me. you incel fucks moan about shit that is fine. it's literally average, just find a nice girl dumbfuck.
alos post pic lol

>tfw can't tell if my dick is 4 inches or 6 inches
I'm not sure where the base is it feels like it could be farther than I think.

This. I'm under 5 but nobody is going to see it anyway.

You're supposed to put the ruler on top and bone press it. How hard can that be?

I am repulsive shallow person. I will die alone because I have nothing to offer, not because of incels or whatever the next meme is.

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Maybe my dick is just weird but it feels like it actually has a base farther down. Do I measure from the part it connects to at the top or the part it connects at the bottom cause it seems like there is a full 2 inches between there.

measuring from the base is dicklet 101. is this b8 or your first day with a small pipi?

what? it's not that complex guy press it down on top and count the number

also: if you're measuring from the base and getting an extra two inches, that means everyrone else does too.

Fuck I don't know maybe it is just me being retarded but recently I started fapping while lying on my back and my scrotum and balls kind of sag down and it feels like there is more dick underneath. I don't know if that is where other people measure or if I'm just stupid.

i'm oddly turned on by this. once i saw gay samoan with tight shorts and started at his baby bulge, and he followed me around in the grocery store.

literally anyone with a dick can feel that. you don't have a special dick with an extra hidden two inches.

So I'm 4 inches then? Well fuck.

According to a slut aquaintance of mine who've seen many naked men, she has had several boyfriends with that sort of dick. Supposedly it doesn't really tell much about what it's like when erect though. Some guy with a dick like that she told me, was girthy as fuck when erect, altho he had some erection issues, like it was girthy but it was still a bit too soft so whenever she had her orgasm contractions she squeezed him out. Another guy she was with had some serious back injury, was in a wheelchair and his dick didn't work at all anymore, it had also retracted into him like that pic, but when it worked it was supposedly decently sized.
It may also rectract that way when in contact with very cold water.

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>dicklet doesn't know he's a dicklet
again is this b8? my dick size is my earliest memory.

>there are actual people that actually have dicks like this
I had a bigger dick when I was 9.

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yeah so did most everyone you're not special.
but i bet it's not often you get to feel bigger than someone

Not b8 I'm just don't usually fap to porn with dicks in it.

>mfw 6.3 inches
Get on my level, dicklets.

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i have a 4 inch dick but ive had sex 5 times in the last week

is there any more cruel destiny than having a dick like this?
I sincerily feel sorry for everybody who has it. I'm sorry anons. I honestly wish you more luck in another life than this cruel joke

Ok, you willing to give me an inch, boyo?

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I'm not microdick like in OP's pic but still way smaller than average. Shit sucks

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The only benefit having a bigger than average dick has ever brought me was being able to compensate for lack of technique the first time I had sex

>mfw 7 inch dick, but black
>mfw everyone thinks I have a really big dick, but actually I'm just slightly above average

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>tfw prefer shorter women who probably have less deep vaginas
It's okay to be small.

Not if you're a pencil dick. Anything less than 4 inch girth feels like a shitty fingerbang.

I have a tiny dick but I'm also gay and I have found quite a few guys who like small dicked fat guys so maybe it's not worth the effort to change. I'd still hate myself either way so whatever.

What if I use my fingers at the same time would that be better?

Lol I'm not posting a pic. You fucking faggots need to get on my level and try a life of nocum

kind of looks like a horsecock

Any fit dude with small one here? What are your feelings when you see a huge dick attached to a DYEL man-baby?

stop crying about your big black dick. post a picture of it.

me and it is my preference. vers short guys with small ones pls.

tfw 6.5 inches but have a small penis humiliation fetish

sometimes i talk to e-thots and spit mad game until we're exchanging nudes and then i take deceiving pictures that make my dick look way smaller than it. The immediate disappointment when they see it is so hot to me.

>have big dick
>also have erectile dysfunction
What in the fuck is even the point?

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If the DYEL's bigger dick involves a woman I get upset and jealous. If it a 1 on 1 gay scenario me and him though I'd be excited about it. I've never done anything gay but I think a guy's dick being clearly superior would be a good reason to. It would be nice to be allowed to submit to somebody like that.

m8 I'm average and I have ED.

I use viagra every single time.

I'm tempted to try viagra, but I just can't bear to pull the trigger. It just seems like another shameful step in a life already so full of shame.

Try cialis (generic is tadalafil) instead brah. Get 20mg and cut it into quarters. Lasts 2-3 days and has a bunch of other benefits too.

Try it or cialis. I prefer cialis because I don't get a headache. Both also work great for workout pumps.

you're a fucking retard
in both cases both of the men have decently sized dicks, and this is a thread for men with small dicks
jesus christ, you normalfags are obnoxiously stupid

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE USE HONEY OR SWEETIE IN THIS WAY

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>Lasts 2-3 days
The erections?
I had no idea they helped with workouts. I have been meaning to get healthier.

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The ability to get a solid erection lasts 2-3 days. You still need to be aroused.

7 incher here but i am as insecure like i dont have a penis at all

>tfw 6 inch but grower so my dick retreats into my fat pouch where it's comfy and safe

when soft it looks so fucking small like at least half an inch then it grows to be 5 inches

You don't measure your dick from the underside user dw

all small dicked ""men"" should just give up on trying to be men and embrace their femininity, become slutty cocksleeves for superior big dicked men

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You faggots at least have healthy dicks, I have PPP FUCKKKK
pic related but not my dick

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Do you just rub it out? Would suck to not be able to orgasm

Fat black guys get tiny dicklets.

t. gay sissy with a small penis

>tfw white and 7 inches
everyone thinks I have a tiny dick but I'm actually slightly above average

Once every other month I can rub it like you would a clit to orgasm but it's super rare. I really want to kms knowing it's physically impossible to have sex even if someone is willing due to logistical impossibilities

Are you very fat?
hm