>be me >6'2 220lb prime Germanic genes >work inna fancy old hotel as a receptionist >wear a suit all day and look professional >know a bunch of languages, including a little Japanese >have a bunch of Japanese people staying with us >make a point of out surprising them with some Japanese >checking out Japanese ladies, young or old >turn to then with a cold, professional glare >ask in Japanese "How are our honored guests today?" >their faces when, always
I thought the whole foreign butler thing was a meme, but I can consistently moisten panties just by doing this.
Why the fuck would I LARP about such a small thing?
Evan King
>be me >in line at supermarket >"You're looking sharp" >I don't respond as I'm not sure who he's talking to >Taps me on the shoulder >"You're looking sharp, are you an athlete?" >I turn 360 degrees and walk away after paying for my groceries First time this has happened to me bois
Chase Lee
If you turned 360 degrees you'd still be facing him you retard
>go to dentist appointment >wear a slim fit shirt to show off my 6 month gainz >dem bitches gonna get wet >she asks me to lie back in the chair (probably gonna start riding me) >asks me to open my mouth instead >realize i havent brushed my teeth in 4 months >smell of rotting animal carcas emenates from my gaping maw >qt dental hygenist literally winces and starts coughing >throws up in my open mouth >we pretty much made out
Camden Hughes
>getting baited by 4 dimensional bait newfags get off my board
Chase Hernandez
ni hao
Matthew Mitchell
Just happened an hour ago >white, middling height, fat >out with friends, trying to find a place to play pool >settle on a bowling alley catering for a younger, better off crowd >walking around looking for tables >walk by negress >autistically avoid her eyes and check her out >t h i c c.jpg >decide not to play pool there get ready to leave >standing around near the entrance, figuring out where to go next >someone grabs a handful of my ass >she walks past and out the door >mfw >her friend walks by >"she liked your ass" >say "tell her thanks" >she laughs and leaves >look over >friend next to me is dying >still don't know how I should have reacted
you should have but there is a good chance she would flip out and start calling you a pervert
John Scott
such is life
David James
>being this new
Matthew Allen
>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW that don't know is the correct response to the 360 degrees meme. >they don't get why it's funny when they call others Newfags
Levi Jones
boss looked at the veins popping in my arms the other day and commented on them I guess
Oliver Powell
>Meeting up friends I made in first year of uni >One of them has seen me constantly for the last few years, but the others haven't seen me in person for 1-2 years due to us all moving away from each other >"Holy shit, user, you're jacked now!"
Felt fucking good when one said that as I walked over. Had a great time, ate pizza, might be helping one with a mod on his car in the next few weeks.
Was a good day brehs.
Ayden Williams
People keep asking me if I compete in Powerlifting lately. I don't, but it feels nice that people think I'm strong. Also, from some time ago: >showing a buddy around in the gym, introducing him to all the lifts >show him how to do dips >do a couple of quick reps to show how it's done >Chinese manlet at one of the benches sees me >Just says "excellence" and does his set Funny guy
Jason Perez
I've got a kinda funny one from ~3 years ago >at Uni >it's winter, I'm just wearing a stiff cloth coat >on way to next lecture with two mates >we stop by the café because i want a coffee >I order while they stand behind me, waiting >I'm a bit taller and a lot less bf than my mates >girl behind the counter looks at me, looks at my waiting mates >'So are they your bodyguards or something? You look like a football player' >Mates glower but say nothing, so I quickly explain They brought it up every now and again until we got our degrees. I think one of them even started lifting because of it.
Lincoln Gonzalez
And a ching chong nip nong to you too, my good sir.
> be at a party > girl calls me big chest man while waiting for the toilet > starts touching my chest and asking her friend to do the same > mfw only weigh 70kg > a win nonetheless
>sitting on airplane >qt grill next to me >pretend to sleep >her elbow touches my arm and stays there >that slight physical contact gets me through the day
Tyler Hill
Is this a new pasta
Jordan Roberts
>shitposting on Jow Forums >get a text from sister >ask her why she isn't out with her friends on a saturday night >that slight social experience get me through the night
Jaxson Morris
Fell for the memes
Brody Perez
Summer is here boyos.
David Bell
it's sad that many people don't realize and take the bait. easiest (you's) ever
Jordan Reyes
>takes the double inverse head and shoulders triple bait
Welcome, newfriend
Luis Martinez
ching chang chong? ding dang dong!
wing wang wong?
Jacob Stewart
ping pang pong you pleb. god learn some Vietnamese culturelet
Cooper Howard
>still see myself as kinda dyel >met my friend's colleague last night, she asked me what kind of sport am I doing since I'm so buff >said friend then asked me if I had been lifting more in the last few months
Felt nice. It's a shame lifting won't fix my face and cure my autism though.
Ayden Fisher
for what lol
Noah Foster
>getting stuff for family bbq >be at grocery checkout >both cashier and bagger are qt >they're having a conversation I just say hi and zone out while waiting for them to finish my groceries >get to the soda and water and help the bag girl >just palm grip the sodas and grab the water and kinda toss it so it gets to the back of the bottom rack of the cart >nbd for any guy really but bag girl let's out a flirty "strong boy" >I smirk but internal spaghetti >put my card in the in but spaghetti makes me pull out before processing finished >cashier girl "you're not in a hurry to leave me are you?" >n-no >feel really hot, blood rushing to my face >payment finished >"t-thank you" >they giggle as I leave >cringe hits me in the car
Idk why but guys I don't know well have been giving me comments/compliments recently, much more so than girls
>hanging with high school friend at a crowded creek, hot summer day >just met up with her friends I don't know, seem pretty cool >70℉, swimming and drinking beers >dude says "I'm gonna go put a shirt on, its kinda cold out" >I say "what? its not cold at all" >"haha of course you're not cold, you're ripped. I'm skinny"
Then just Friday night
>at smallish pregame party >talking to a guy I had just met >"dude you're pretty buff, do you workout a ton?" >tell him thanks, yeah I lift, but I'm not even close to as "buff" as I want to be >"oh, okay. How much can you bench?'
For context I'm 23yo, 6', 201lbs and about 18% BF, been lifting sort of inconsistently since highschool, decided to really get serious about two months ago.
Can't tell if I'm developing body dysmorphia or if normies have no clue what real aesthetics are
Jace Myers
Oh and I bench lmao 2pl8 for 2 rep max
Joseph Foster
>normalfags >knowing anything about lifting or fitness
Adrian Richardson
I got mired by a bunch of tourist girls from Italy yday
One turned around saw me, told her friend, and they turned around and looked. Lip biting etc. Really obvious
I was nervous desu ngl. Is this what it's like for women all the time??
Matthew Russell
If you fall under pic-related your life will vastly improve, everything past has diminishing returns
Went to my younger sisters best friends grad party yesterday. Hung out for a bit and ate some good food. Left and to take my mom and youngest sister home and decided to stay and watch a movie. My other sister gets home and goes "oh my god, I had to hear about how hot user was for so long after he left!" Felt pretty good hearing that.
>volunteer in a school as assistant >sit at the table with some teachers and a few friends >kitchen brings out some food I really don't like >~40yo teacher asks me "user, don't you want something to eat too?" >"Nah, I usually just feed on love and sunshine" >"Oh, you certainly don't look like it *teehee*" she says, looking at my upper arms
Cameron Turner
anyone who posts a thread like this is a fucking faggot
Luis Barnes
she basicly told you you are fat
Colton Cook
And people say we aren't diverse.
Daniel Evans
>I usually just feed on love and sunshine you're a fucking autist. Also is right.
Luke Lewis
>Be germanic >get beat by beaners 1-0 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is probably true. Not really something to Larp about.
Parker Smith
user...those are called lesbians. They are women who have a genetic or psychological flaw that makes them attracted to women rather then men. A lesbian has shown interest in a woman is an unnatural but not uncommon occurrence.
Connor Mitchell
>uses murican units >prime Germanic genes
Nathan Lopez
>at apartment pool party >drunk and talking to a random girl >she got the last burger of the cookout >tell her that I was jealous she got the last one >she replies "Well, you can have some if you want. But I can clearly tell you're not the type of person that eats a lot of burgers anyways."
Jesus Christ, I fucking melted. It feels amazing to get compliments after being a skeleton for a while. Pic related is current body.
If you lift you should be able to switch between the two easily
Logan Hernandez
she could mean you're still a skeleton tho.
looking great tho buddy
Jayden Russell
Cringe.
Julian Green
>70lbs to gain feels bad man
Ryder Phillips
she called you a skeleton
Brayden Foster
Lmao. Your story makes it sound like you starve yourself. Not that your bad looking, definitely better than most normies, you just havent unlocked the truth yet. Eat eat wat eat eat eat eat THEN CUT. Your very lean but thats it
