/britfeel/

gentle reminder that everything you read on this board about relationships is a complete and utter lie and you shouldn't take anyone here seriously

Odds I go to the new gym at 2:30am
Evens I sleep at a normal time and go early morning

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Relationship advice from people unable to form relationships.

I fucking hate europeans, last time I joined a guild on a game with europeans the first picture I see is of the kara boga man and discussing how big his dick is. Fuck you subhumans

I hear they dont let you on site until you pass the 'big dong' inspection too

britfeel radio is on lads, join in if you like
youtube.com/watch?v=Bu5-AqJn3uM

exactly
only the incredibly stupid would take a robot's advice on relationships

>2:30am
that's a very precise time

yeah true that, girls don't like ugly losers

no its shit and gay

>I fucking hate europeans
literally no one from the UK calls themselves European, the fuck are you on about

It's cool as fuck m'laddo.

it's very easy to stop being a loser, that's the main reason why girls don't want ugly losers

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I'm from the UK and I'm mos' def a european.

Messi and ronaldo are out of the world cup, lads

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Really into that science fiction tune by am lads

radio gaylord

ok owen. ok

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I'm a precise person friend
I'll arrive there at roughly ~ 2:45 and finish in an hour or so
Be home by 5

>the best players left are Harry Kane and MBRAPe

I dont give a shit brit bong, all I know is that you fuckers are all cucks on the inside

mbloopo reminds me of a young torres

SP lad you in here tonight?

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OwO whats this lad

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How many shirts do I need to pack when I have access to a washing machine?

It's saturday night and hes at uni

>deutschland OUT
>portugal OUT
>argies OUT

we're gonna get further than them losers at least

trouble is we're not gonna beat france - they're looking formidable

>that picture
I don't spend all my time on Jow Forums or the internet in general
I get out the house as often as I can and go to places relevant to my interests
I talk to people and have friends
what does rounded human being mean exactly it sounds like a buzzword
all the stuff about women i don't believe, they get treated like anyone else, they aren't special.
how can i get my heart broken when I have never had a gf???

>you will never demolish owen's boypussy

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He's at home with his parents though

You're Mos Def?

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HELLO FREN
i am hea

Do I double message a grill on a dating site or does that blow it for me.

It's been 4 days since my message and no response despite them being online each day.
I am new to online dating

So you just don't want a relationship?
That's fine!

>inane rambling about bongs and cucks
>posting in britfeel
why?

12 year old ronaldo fans in india on suicide watch rn

There is no paint by numbers for this lad but I'd advise against it

Not even Mos Def is Mos Def anymore.

is that what I said? because i don't think I did

>what you up to?
>do you do your push ups?
>frenfest when?

Well then put in the effort, sorted!

Absolutely not lad.
She isn't interested, and this is how they express that without telling you directly. Welcome to online dating

>cucks on the inside
what did they mean by this

Second this. Probably has 5 other lads messaging her so move on

footbawls cummin ome

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Oh yeah. Saw him last year and it was promoted as "Yasiin Bey performing the hits of Mos Def" which was weird

They meant "I'm posting extremely poor bait"

did you not read what I posted then?

I did lad. But it's immaterial really, either you don't want a relationship or you're not applying yourself to starting one. One or the other.

im on some oof a nigga shit, b a nigga bitch
do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
he pull up with that stick, i let that shit hit
shout out, but i sucked that nigga dick

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SP do you r push ups so you can go beat up your bullies

>making an effort to go out and meet people and do stuff isn't making an effort
fucking hypocrite bait fags

SP ARE YOU DOING YOUR PUSHUPS OR DO I NEED TO PUSH YOU into a sofi paradise god rest ur soul

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I hate this self righteous dick

It's an effort lad, but it's clearly not being applied correctly. Adjust your attitude accordingly.

what would you suggest I do then grand master?

Dunno if I should continue watching horror films or go workout for a bit lads

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What is the dumbest thing you've seen in this thread?
Once someone argued that false imprisonment (then being released with compensation) was as bad as being falsely executed

watching childerens card games on twitch wbu?
just didid
the job hunt continues
I DID THEM REEEEEEE

Is the norf fc guy snorting drugs?

Without knowing where you're failing it's impossible to say. You should be able to work it out yourself though, in fact you really have to as it's an ongoing thing, lifelong.

ok fren I'll just be hiding in this box until you're ready

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so you know fuck all then. thats fine!

everyone hates that wee cunt lad

Alright lads, two gay guys decide to play hide and seek. One says to the other "I'll hide and if you find me you get to fuck me in the ass, I'll be behind the couch"

>What is the dumbest thing you've seen in this thread?
a lot of it is probably bait. I guess some of the tranny stuff

honestly lads, i can't deal with 26 degree heat in the house

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The joke is that they have more sex than the average /britfeel/ poster

Cheers lads, disappointing but I'll let it go

>so you know fuck all then. thats fine!

About you? True. about getting my end? Enough to get it. It's you that's failing lad and it's not the fault of your genes, your upbringing or women having an international plot against you. Your game just fails. Fix it and you'll be eating quim till you puke.

AvP on e4 lads

How many are you up to now lad
Is your form all good?

Just wish i was an alpha male like sacked civil engineer user.

honestly my autism folder isn't big enough to contain this.

how about we skype next week? I need to break down my anxiety

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would you cum on her face or her tits lad

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of course I would fren

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a smol number no booley
I looked up an internet man and he showed me tha good form

>open a window
>get a fan
it's simple lad
t. comfy

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Even spergs are getting sex then? Fuck me how shite must you be?

I won't booley if you're improving lad.
How many? Are you breaking them into sets?

Works for me lad. Have a nice chat

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got the windows open and fan on but its still 26 temperature units in here

I promise I will be very autistic pls be patient

visibly disfigured and mentally impaired to be exact

fucking love a bit of love island me, you see that episode where mandy rams a banana down her throat as a way of flirting? woahohhh! hold on mandy, it's a bit forward is that!

You'll have to have good game then lad.

she always has dry lips

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too true smithster, too true

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I will be very understanding I promise

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