Girl invites you to her apartment

>girl invites you to her apartment
>this happens

what do

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I can such a qt trap dick, fuck her boipucci, rub dicks together, fondle boobs and get fucked by her? Sign me the fuck up.

Execute her right there by the word of alah

big dicks will never be cute so i'd leave. possibly vomit and then leave.

I would have notice the bulge way way before it even got to that point, and gotten the fuck out of there that instant

Rape the shit out of it and leave

>realize I'm dead and heaven exists

Rape and jack PS2

drop to my knees and thank god for answering my prayers.

politely leave after explaining I am not a non-marital sex having degenerate and I will not marry a woman who can not give me biological children

god damn its not gay to like big floppy cock is it?

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Run away as fast as I can. Also
>girl invites you to her apartment
Top kek

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Play with it, compare it to my own.

Is it true you can more easily get away with "raping" traps? Like if she suddenly decided she wasn't feeling while your cocks were out and you were leaking in anticipation.

Put that juicy clit in my mouth obviously. Sauce? Im horny now

your girlfriend?

don't habeeb it

That one would be gay because its dry and hairy yes. Dick in the OP is smooth and soft like a boiclit should be, so sucking on that one is still straight.

I've been talking to a pretty cute little sissy faggot who sent me this

It's not huge but not tiny either...i dunno kinda like the super small ones personally

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pound his slutty boypussy doggy style, cum inside and then never contact the faggot again once im out of his apartment

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Post full body of this qtpi

Propably get mad because she's not hard. Fuck, if we're undressing we're supposed to be turned on, right?

source riggamarole

I won't post face cause I'm not that mean yet...haha

it's pretty good body, a bit masculine but I like that. I love the humiliation and feminization part the most

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fuck i need a big fucking girl cock in my mouth

You are gay anyways if you cannot realize it is not a female (we are talking about RL, not some shady internet photo which would sometimes be harder to tell).

nah man ur a fag, tiny cocks are the best

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Life isn't fair for us fat fucks trying to eat healthy bros
>Order my daily Xtra large pizza
>Get half veggies because I'm trying to change my eating habits
>Actually walk to the front door when the pizza guy arrives instead of having my mom get it
>Pick up a 12 pack of diet coke
>Pick off all the veggies. It's the thought that counts right?
>Drink half my cokes
>Weigh myself later.
>ANNNND I've gained weight
>Cry for an hour and eat ice cream
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG.

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you need a goal, like losing weight so you can get a cute sissy to fondle.

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