Today I was at the supermarket with my gf...

Today I was at the supermarket with my gf. I was waiting for her to pay (we went through different tills) when a guy came out without paying. He had a hoodie on and his hands on his pockets. As he passed through the tills one of the cashiers, a middle aged woman, yelled at him to stop because she'd seen him stealing something. He just continued walking. It was at this point that he passed right through me. The middle aged cashier and another younger woman who works there then ran towards the guy and grabbed his arms, telling him to stop, but he easily broke loose and ran away.A guy who was standing in the queue went out and ran after the guy, but never caught him.
What would you have done in this situation? I'm a skelly and can't really fight. Plus I have no idea how far the dude was willing to go, but I still feel like I should have tackled him. But then what? Do I attempt to choke the guy until police comes?

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Unless he was physically harming somebody I wouldn't get involved. Do you really care that a guy is stealing from a supermarket enough to risk getting stabbed or something? Keeping in mind he's definitely caught on camera anyway.

I would do nothing. It is all insured anyway and if it turns out the guy had not actually stolen anything (say the middle aged woman made a mistake) then you would have illegally assaulted an innocent person.

I wouldn't do shit unless he did anything to me or anyone I hold dear. It's not my problem and I'm not risking my own safety for a few potential half-hearted applause from Wal-Mart employees.

Don't get involved. Supermarkets are robbing people anyway. Food should be free.

Why would I bother putting myself in danger to protect the bottom line (an absolutely irrelevant rounding error at that) of a multinational corporation?

i don't give a single shit

I would have done nothing, not my problem.

Don't be a hero, you'll end up losing if he dtabs you or knockes your teeth down your throat.

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I might have done something, I've been fantasizing about fighting someone lately. Assuming he's untrained I could submit him pretty easily.

if he was only stealing, then I wouldn't interfere. Not worth it.

Not worth it at all. They account for a certain amount of theft in these stores, and if it goes over a certain amount where it becomes worth it to hire security, they do that.

Let the manager call the cops. let the cops take a report. Even they will not go looking for the guy for stealing 5 buck worth of bread or whatever it was.

Now if he had knocked down some 80yo woman and ran off with her handbag, that's a different story.

Fucking absolute faggots ITT

I'd have tripped the cunt and then pinned him down. Good citizens do their bit to make sure criminal scum get caught. It could be your grandma he targets next.

Then why the fuck didn't you, faggot?

He is out there somewhere, just stalking his next target, and you are the only one with the balls to stop him!

But here you are just shitposting on some indonesian kayaking board instead of doing your part.

>What would you have done in this situation?
Fucking nothing. Why potentially risk your like for a petty store theft that isn't even your store?

If it is a large corporate supermarket then absolutely nothing. I haven't joined the army and I don't intend to start fighting for the jew now tbqhwy senpai

>I would have done nothing.

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>implying you would take the perpetrator down jocko style and not even mention it after

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>catch up to him
>trip him
>he falls
>hits his head
>bleeds out before medics show up, doa
>get charged with manslaughter
>get raped by niggers in prison
>get aids and die
>all this to whiteknight a $250 bln shartmart because some retard stole a can of coke

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Why do I care if some faggot steals something?

>implying anyone on Jow Forums is a good citizen

cheer him on

effort outcome
not worth it, ever

Apprehend this criminal or uncle Ben dies tonight

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Reading this thread makes me realize why the west is falling and at the same time happy that I live Poland. No sense of group idenity, no care for common good of your own people. You have lost the spirit of a white people.

>risking my life because some faggot steals something from a store that wont be affected at all by this theft

Lol isn't your country a poor shithole whose citizens leave the second they get a chance to be a roofer or janitor in Britain? Go fuck yourself you Slavic potato.

>risking my life because some muslim rapes my daughter while my anus is safe and unaffected

Yeah let me risk a potential lawsuit to save some corporation from losing 2 slim jims and a yoohoo

don't do anything, it's not worth putting yourself at risk in todays society. only protect yourself and your family.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Do you realise all big chain supermarkets are owned by tax dodging scumbags who fuck over farmers and anyone else who relies on them to make a living? If it was some local family owned grocer then it would be worth stepping in but if it's some monopoly chain then fuck them.

why the fuck should I care? Are you 16?

Uncle Ben has to die. The lesson must be learned.

I would do nothing. And even if I worked there, I'd do nothing. One time a nigger stole a tv and I followed him out asking why he was stealing it. I was like, I don't give a shit I'm just genuinely curious. I did give his license plate to the police, because niggers belong in jail. But I wasn't about to stop him from his destiny of ending up in jail.

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>be me in walmart
>late at night
>hear a bunch of glass shattering. im autistic so i assume the employees are just cleaning or something and its just a noise that their cleaning equipment makes
>few minutes pass and the glass breaking noises arent stopping
>get irritated so go over to where the sound is coming from to see whats going on
>suddenly a bunch of glass shards fly over into my aisle, literally landing by my feet
>calmly walk to where the glass came from >there's some tattoo'd up crazy dude throwing glassware on the floor, not even stealing it, just breaking it for no reason
>start approaching with the intent of beating the shit outta him, dont even care that he could potentially use the glassware as a weapon against me
>some employee recording on her phone tells me to go away
>literally turn 180 degrees and speed walk away to my car in the parking lot. as im leaving the store i see 3+ police cars show up
lol

If you really want to do something, no, you don't choke him. That's legally considered attempted murder. Your best bet is to knock him down and pin him to the ground using your bodyweight. BJJ is a good martial art to learn for this kind of thing.
But I would avoid it due to liability and the potential for the guy to be carrying a weapon.

Its not about the supermarket, its about the community and space that you live in. The same thief that will rob the shop today with your silent consent tomorrow will mug your house. The only way we can create a good place for ourselves to live in is by upholding a society that can self-policy itself. This is the way of a white civilized man.

Argument ad personam, discarded.

I wouldn't do shit mang. I stole a lotta shit myself. Most companies and markets earn a shitload of money so fuck them.

I steal whatever I can. Nice to hear a thiefbro got away

fucking kys you corporate slave. Would a guy like you trying to stop me Id slit your guts in a split second not even edgying right now

>Its not about the supermarket, its about the community and space that you live in. The same thief that will rob the shop today with your silent consent tomorrow will mug your house. The only way we can create a good place for ourselves to live in is by upholding a society that can self-policy itself. This is the way of a white civilized man.
This is why we have surveillance cameras and police...

who/thiefbro/ too here? Unite! share stories or tipps for other thiefbros!

yeah he can try mug my house, he gets a full blown shot of lead in his face

>Food should be free
This is b8 right? I'm not the only one here that caught that?

A little different there pal

Just petty shoplifting? I wouldn't do a thing because I carry and if I get an assault charge they can potentially bump it up to assault with a deadly weapon just for having my glock on my hip.

>putting things in your pocket
Weak. The proper way to steal shit is to load one of those reusable store canvas/plastic bags with shit, and pay for the too half / 1/4th. Not proud of it but it worked. Don’t do it anymore.

>u must protec the money of big corpoportations