Brehs, is it even worth lifting with my fucked up eye? What should I do brehs?

I used to wear an eye patch when I was younger but people teased me about it. Hoping new technology might be able to do something

That looks like my best option atm, but theres no going back afterwards. I'm saving up now so maybe Ill do it eventually

You're an adult now, a patch is a conversation theme

This shit right here is why body positivity pissed me off. It entirely for fat fucks, not amputees, not people with chronic conditions or injuries they cannot do anything about. Just glutinous cunts who lack self control and then have to tell people they are attractive.

I am in the same boat as you bro and it fucking sucks watching that moment people realize your eyes are misaligned during a conversation you have with them.

Eye contact is probably one of the most important parts of human communication and stuff like this really puts a wall between you and everyone else.

I'm fortunate that i have some good friends around me and hope you do too.

Keep lifting for yourself bro, dont let this shit hold you back. Become strong, become proficient in whatever you choose to do and be a good person. You will never be thought of as Chad but you will be respected.

Gods speed bro, we're all gonna make it.

Just get a cool leather eye patch. Don't cheap out on some shitty cloth or generic shit or you'll just look like the gay pirate you are.

i think it does not look that bad post another photo

This
Some people really get fucked over no matter how hard that want to make it, this world is a cruel bitch

can you get surgery so your blind eye is always closed? i think that's a good solution but i don't know if doctors do that.

Why not get a glass eye?
Bonus points if you do some add some sharingan shit or something on it.

you're fucking retarded
think for a second

>teasing someone for wearing an eyepatch
Holy fuck kids are gay. Get a patch. Lift heavy. Smoke.

Bearmode with a fucked up eye you would strike terror into the hearts of manlets

get shredded and wear the patch, i'd want to be friends with that guy

You breddy retartet :DDDD

I agree with the eyepatch posters.
Rock that shit. Don't be a bitch. Eyepatches are cool as heck.

bro
your eye is fucking awesome
what problems does it cause

Maybe a stupid suggestion but what about putting a contact lens on your bad eye

If you had some personality in your system, that shit could be to your advantage. It could give some character

get an eyepatch like thor in ragnarok
looks nice

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No stop being a kike. His wonky eye looks retarded and you know it. It doesn't add character it takes away character.

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sucks that you lost sight in it but srsly i doubt itll be much of a hindrance

make up some cool story about how it got fucked up

No

Thank you bro ik the feeling when people first notice, their eyes kinda dart back and forth comparing my bad eye to my good one, definitely makes things awkward

Nah, I used to keep my eye closed as the sun used to annoy me but I hated how I looked doing so

The last resort is a glass eye but I'm not sure I want to remove (and destroy) my eye in the process. Also I'm not into modifying it, I just want to look normal desu

I don't blame em much, that was when I was pretty young

Apart from destroying my depth perception it just looks weird and you can spot it from a mile away because it points in the opposite direction of my normal eye

I used to have an contact lens which looked like my good eye, however it sat in center of my eye whilst my iris and pupil pointed in the opposite direction so it looked worse

I'm pretty lighthearted when people ask about it but I just don't like how it looks

Cut a cool scar across your eye(lid and brow+below) and just say you got it defending yourself from a mugger or something.

That's sounds like something a bitch would do

>mfw this thread

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Sooo, maybe just wear an eyepatch?

my friend has a lazy eye
he still gets plenty of ladies
don’t let it beat you up

Liar

Yeah, we all know that the eyes are what gets people laid

Heres one photo

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Heres another, looks a lot better in this one

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Oh fuck dude. You need a nice fucking eye patch or a pure white fake eye or something.

Get the eye patch bro. Glass eyes are weird and uncanny.

Man, you're passing up the chance to look badass as hell. Bulk up and wear that patch with pride.

Beasts all over the shop... you'll be one of them, sooner or later...

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Get an eyepatch or learn to live with it

You have to ask yourself if its worth lifting. Why do you lift to improve yourself or to fuck sluts at the club? The thing is that only superficial sluts would care about that shit you can still find girls that will like you, not your body or height or money, but genuinely would like you as a person and thats something you should strive for. The most important thing is you need to stop being insecure about that show people that you don't care joke about it. If you're gonna hide it and show that you're insecure it would make all kinds of relationships difficulty because people would always think to themselves i have to watch out to not stare or to not say something inappropriate. I'm 5'5 and yeah i was rejected plenty of times by girls because of my height but you know what why the fuck would i want a girl that cares so much about that. I lift because i love lifting i swim because i like swimming not to impress some dumb sluts. In short stop chasing thots and look for some decent girls. Good luck op

Get coloured contact lenses desu

The paaaaaassssssswoooooord

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Definitely eye patch, and not one of those shitty ones you can buy at CVS or Walgreens

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why stop there

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Everyone has their own cross to bear. Sure, lift. Get fucking ripped, bro. Also, get your life together. Aim at a high goal, then go and achieve it. Don't give a shit about some minuscule detail like having a fucked up eye. And when you have done all that, people will look at you at awe, because they will see that you have taken the devil by the horn and fucked it in the ass, and gave no fucks about anything.

Sorry for the picturesque metaphors but I hope you get my meaning. Go and live your life, man. Do something good, achieve something great.

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yes, eyepatch.

tl;dr on these pretentious posts

unironically kys

That short enough for ya?

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Thanks for the posts guys, I'll probably look into getting a nice eye patch for now, also

Cheers, really appreciate these posts I'll definitely get a gym membership and at least start lifting

>I used to wear and eye patch
I suggest you reconsider, and go buy this kind. Or...

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...or go with funky cosmetic contacts like Charles Dance in The Last Action Hero. Don't forget to take them out at night though. Or you could do all of the above. Have fun with it, OP.

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Godspeed, man. I know it's hard to not see the cruelty of life when you have a condition like this, but keep in mind that you still have an absolutely wonderful life, and potential to lead a great one. Consider reading the Gulag archipelago, i recently did, and it's really perspective forming.

we live in a society where things like this make you "unique". If you're open about it and tell people a story why it happened (and you should think of a cool story) they will love it.

A friend of mine has a HUGE UGLY ASS scar on his arm because of a removed tumor. When people asks he tells them he was bitten by a shark. People believe this shit and girls are drooling over it.

>lie about yourself
Yeah, great fucking advice, shithead. Passing it off as a joke is fine, but not blatantly fabricating a story and lying about yourself.

who gives a shit?! If op is clearly unsure about his injury and that it makes him ugly then fucking lie about it.

>telling people truth = they think youre faggot
>tell them a cool but believable story = cool motherfucker

pick one. Telling the truth isnt always the best. Me personally wouldnt give a shit or just wearing a nice patch but Op seems to care too much, so just fucking lie. People lie all the time

Nah, you're good. I knew a kid, 19, who had a fucked up eye much like this and it was grey. It was badass as fuck. Just grow a beard out and go for the ruffian look.

As always, it's more about the face anyways.

>so just fucking lie. People lie all the time
I literally never ever lie.

eh you can just embellish the story a bit, not straight out lie but whatever matter of taste
It's not like adults in the real world actually give much of a shit even if it was something dumb

I have a partially amputated index finger (missing half of it). I used to care but now I don't give a fuck. I own it and tell a hell of a story. Doesn't bother me one bit. I always let people know if they ever notice it that I'm comfortable with it so that makes them comfortable. Its all about how YOU act with the scar / deformity / whatever.

Very few times have people poked fun, I allow a little bit of it but if it gets out of hand I nip it right in the ass. Ok its funny but you're going a little far. Sometimes you get the prick who won't sympathize and keeps going. Then you gotta roast him back on things he can change but doesn't. I.E. being fat or broke or something like this.

All in all I don't give a fuck. Why should I. Just own it and better yourself where you can.

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Ever tried one of these? Not that you need it, especially if you're right handed. I'd just be curious of there was any noticeable functionality. I'm reminded of the old Mitch Hedberg joke about not knowing whether or not Carmex heals cold sores, but that it does make them shiny and more noticeable.

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>off by one

Go figure I'm left handed, lol. I actually have a 5,000 dollar prosthetic somewhere. Insurance paid for it and it looks completely real. Some french artists in Chicago painted it up and molded it. I don't wear it because it made my finger sweat and it only got in the way. I can write just fine, took a little getting used to, though. I've never seen that thing in your pic before, it looks like a chastity cage.

npdevices.com/patients/pipdriver
Some amputee engineer produces some pretty cool looking designs. Apparently they work, but it's not like I know dozens of amputees to check with.

My bad, you don't look like you have enough of the middle phalanx, but they make a different for that, that I actually thinks looks cooler anyway npdevices.com/prosthetisttherapist/the-mcpdriver

>Frodo's hand IRL
holy shit man you have the same exact fucking wound...

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Based

Ya I still got some beyond the knuckle. Its still functional and I have no pain. These things look pretty fuckin sweet. I might look into one to draw more attention and make up an even more gnarly story that I already tell.

Instead of an eye patch, could you just always leave your one eye closed like guts kinda thing?

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Do the eyepatch

Wasn't his eye crushed? It's hollow.

i just assumed he could still move his eye lid and it was a mess under there, no clue tho.

Maybe OP could have his eyelid sewn shut so he doesn't have to actively try to keep it closed.

Yo OP I have basically identical issue. When I was 18 I had surgery to correct the laziness and now it looks where its supposed to. That gave me a lot of confidence back. That was over a decade ago now.

I recommend you do the same.

mean but underrated

holy shit, user.. what happened?

I'm sure the directio of the eye can be fixed with surgery, that way you wouldn't look retarded

>but
add the scar and a big ass cigar

IKTF bruh, recently noticed that one of my eyes has strabismus exotropia (it's not that severe, but it hitted my confidence hard), but the fucking surgery is like 6 months of my salary, I might get it once I start winning more.
I'd say you either get a patch or an eye prosthesis, keep that chin up lil bastard.

What kind of story do you tell?

a missing finger is fucking nothing compared to a lazy/fucked up eye. Eyes are the gateway to the soul. It's where you are looking most the time when having a conversation.

I agree that just owning it/not caring is the best course of action though

This happened 7 years ago and 100% is the true story I tell. Never felt the need to embellish.
>be me, 20
>getting off work at my comfy indoor waterpark lifeguarding job
>middle of the winter
>buddies car broke down and needs a ride
>sure thing buddy
>the serpentine belt in my Chrysler was known to slip off all the time in the winter
>tell my brother to pop the hood
>slide my finger under the serpentine belt to check the tension
not my brightest moment, i could clearly see it was fine
>INSTANTLY IN SHOCK
>look down at my hand and grip the base of my finger as hard as I can
>half my finger is missing except the bone still remains
>pearly white bone to the tip of my finger
>my brother had started the car and pulled my finger into the pully
>degloved all the flesh off the bone
>the pain is fucking unbearable
>finger is so sensitive that I can detect weather patterns in Canada coming our way
>squatting over a pool of vomit and blood even though I don't remember throwing up
>brother is losing his mind
>user, user YOU CAN HAVE MY FINGER
>I think to myself just shut the fuck up
>feel like Tom Hanks in the beginning of Saving Private Ryan when he's shell shocked
>ambulance arrives promptly
>mfw when the fentanyl drip started
>mfw i ask the doctor if he can reattach it and he chuckles

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I'd go with the patch, like the other user said the glass eye can be uncanny, and the patch will make you look pretty badass as an adult.

Give up and kill yourself.
That eye is definitely going to be the source of most of your life problems, you have no hope m8.

Ya man I agree 100%. Just wanted to give some validity to my advice. Something on your face is infinitely worse. Don't want to take anything away from that.

Get a totally sick eye patch like Big Boss

You're not a kid anymore. It also adds mystery to the style.

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This or go full Bowie mode. You even look like him a little.

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go full big boss, user.
big boss is cool

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Fuck that creepy glass eye shit. Wear an eyepatch.

youtube.com/watch?v=gOWFbYRGjz8

learn poker and become an international terrorist financier

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Eye Patch and get involved in some manly tasks where people will assume thats how you lost the eye and it will seem super dope. I wouldn't join the army over fucking aesthetics but I'm sure there's other things you could do.