Who parkour here?

who parkour here?

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Probably alot of people in Wheelchairs.

Parkour is the "sporting equivalent" to being alpha in the special-ed's class

too gay imo

Dude we are not 14 anymore

Parkour LMAO we're not 11 years old

Seems like people on this board are very dismissive of it

Because it's cardio, which kills gains

Seems like fun but I'm not a fan of the phags who do it on rooftops. They're endangering not only their own lives but the lives of innocent bystanders walking below.

Wow so much hate. All these gym hamsters scared of a little functional strength? Or are you all cowardly neets scared of a little unstructured fun?

A muscle-up is too much effort if the only thing you can brag about is a 3pl8 squat obtained at borderline obesity or worse

Been unironically training parkour for 3 years. Couch people at the local gym and make great money for an 18yo. Parkour + rock climbing + mma + heavy lifting is the god tier combo.

Did it when i was younger we used to play tag with a ball around the school and the way i moved around the school were basicly parkour before parkour was a thing. Then youtube started having a few ninja videos with parkour and then a bit more probably around 2008 i did a lot of parkour there together with gymnastics. Then i stopped, seems like a few years later parkour blew up and became this huge thing and parkour bars were put up outside the gymnastics hall and shit. Now im 20kg overweight and have been for 5 years. I used to be able to do all kinds of bodyweight shit. The other da haha what the fuck am i doing? Writing a shitty blog post in a shit thread which is going to die 2 minutes after i post. Pathetic

How much of a walking meme are you?

Never post on this board again.

Bigger than you, wh*teboi ;^))))

tricking since 2007, gymnastics since 2002. getting a little old for it though but i can still do a lot of stuff

as you get older the calisthenics stuff stays fresh but too much tumbling / impact takes a toll. take your fish oil and keep the bodyweight down though and you can still keep the skills for a pretty long time

How big a manlet are you?

wanted to parkour, ended up bboy instead

Waiting for the chinese guy who couldnt muscle up to save his life

>parkour
>only dudes

have fun incels

How do you have time and money for all of that?

What is really nice about doing parkour you eventually learn to do flips even if it's just a standing backflip and as long as you don't shove it in peoples faces and do one when it fits it never fails to impress.

He's almost for sure a NEET

Did for a while in high school but landed on my nuts once and never did it again.