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Before asking your stupid beginner questions, make sure to read:

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki
Yes it's reddit, find a better compilation of information about steroids on the internet if you don't like it, faggot.

Also, include:
>e-stats
>age
>time spent lifting
>dick to balls ratio
>height
>weight
>BF%

Oral-only cycles will suppress your natural testosterone production and are far less beneficial than injectables, so don't do oral-only cycles. If you're scared of needles just admit it.

We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.

And most importantly,

NO SOURCE TALK (this isn't up for debate, you will be banned)

Previously on closet homosexuals general

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Why do you need to take so much blood out when doing bloodwork? Can you not get all of the necessary data with a pin prick?

damn cold approaching females and succeeding is like the ultimate confidence boost

tinder and shit is nice but if you’re talking to the girl she’s already swiped you so it’s a bit different online.

t. elizabeth holmes

I was chatting up a girl at the bar last night and incels were looking at me like they wanted to kill me. Probably because I don't look like a chad.

>indian tinder thot i was banging tried getting into a relationship with someone she actually liked, per my advice during pillow talk last we banged
>Month goes by, still matched but no communication
>Yesterday she sends "hey... Guess whos single again"
>Be sympathetic and say that sucks, if you want a distraction or relief from.the stress id be happy to come by sometime soon
>Replies "thanks babe, might take you up on that"
>Later that night "are you free sunday night?"
>Tell her im not sure but will let her know asap
>Confirm today early on i could go fug
>Open up tinder, bout to message her
>She's unmatched me


Cest la vie. She was a fun one.

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yeah they cope for their insecurity by saying why even try if you’re not CHAD but really they’re just little basedlords scared of girls.

She probably realized how pathetic she looked lmao

bruh i had to get some blood taken a few weeks back and i passed out TWICE lmao. i think my blood sugar is extremely low or something. the nurse was already finished taking the blood when i passed out the first time. then i woke up and passed out again like 90 seconds later

Eh. Sounds like you made all of the right moves. You have to expect those little stings. She probably got back with the dude and felt guilty.

Different tests require different methods. So the more tests you're getting, the more you need.

Would you hit it?

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id rather neck myself

Thats probably not it. Her story was that she liked him but he said there was no spark so he called it quits.

My tinder profile specifically states that im only there for casual shit. So any matches i do get are already down to fuck or mistakes. She approached me for D, so.. she most likely just wasnt looking to ho out anymore. Oh well.

yeah, fuck it

Sure

It's a dude tho

i'll kiss him only then

pls be in london

Wait god came back and does molly? Lol. I missed the last thread

yeah but his penis is probably feminine

whats ur point

He’s a former drug addict why are you surprised?

Kek’ed

Y'all need Jesus.

Nashville

Is it possible to keep sort of steady gains while bulking for a year straight? Or am i better off just bulking while blasting and cutting down on cruise? It would be kind of counter productive to stay fat and not get any stronger or bigger while you could lean down a bit.

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>fuck indian thot
>don’t die of stench

Fake news.

Anyone want to be a lad and donate some roids to a degenerate in need?

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Aight fellas, it's time to start PCT.
I'm over 2 weeks clean from enth, got the bottle of nolva sat next to me.
How do I do this?
40/40/20/20 seems like such a fucking overkill.
Any of you got any experience with lesser dosages?
I read somewhere that the effects don't scale up much after 20mgs/day, so there's really no point in taking more, especially after a really light cycle.
Was thinking 60mg day 1 and then 20mg for 20 days, but really idk. Most sources say the classic 40/40/20/20, yet some claim less. Even my source told me he'd not run this high after just enth

Opinions?

No fuck off

most incels are schizophrenic. While it is absolutely true life is brutal for ugly men, I've seen self described incels who were good looking as fuck that were apparently convinced that it was self evident they were genetic dead ends, because women (completely against their nature) dont walk up to them in the streets and start hitting on them.

its not worth engaging these mental midgets on any level, simply ignore them absolutely and always.

You didn't buy enough, did you?

That is literally what happened with Eliot Roger. He was decent-looking enough, had a nice car, and all that. He was just an entitled shithead who was prone to being a sperg, and then sperged to a level far beyond what anyone should.

Myth. American raised indians are actually quite hygenic and taste fantastic.

Fair enough, I'll take advice if there's any going.

How would I get androgens in Britain? Testosterone is a controlled drug and I've been trapped in NHS waiting list hell for about two years.

I would suck him until he shot his load down my throat no homo tho

40mg of tamoxifen gives me migraines it seems. Doing a number on my nipplea though. Wew.

I've definitely noticed a new breed of gym goers who just look like they want to kill themselves all of the time despite looking like totally normal people.

Like they're just looking at the floor all of the time, you can tell they're thinking about jaw size and golden ratios and shit.

SERMs are absolutely useless for the specific condition that bodybuilders face in "PCT" which is Anabolic Steroid Induced Hypogonadism.

The major roadblock in recovery in this case, is the dull/blunted response of the testes.

HCG is a far more effective and less toxic drug for facilitating quick restoration of endogenous testosterone production than SERMs, of which use stemmed from bodybuilders harebrained belief that estrogen was sky high post cycle, which is physically impossible while testosterone is low, unless you have ovaries, which you don't.

There may be some use in combining SERMs with HCG to lower the negative feedback signal of increased estradiol, but SERMs alone are rarely sufficient, especially for those users who have been "on" for a very long time.

Most simply do not notice this because they are back on again a few weeks later, declaring their PCT a success based on vague feelings and inferences.

For guys who have been on a relatively short period of time, they would be just as well off coming off all and any drugs completely and letting the recovery happen naturally.

SERMs are ineffective as a monotherapy for ASIH, this is evident because the literature on ASIH has many case studies where this is an ineffective protocol for many patients, even with over 6 months of treatment. On the other hand, all the successful case studies for treating ASIH, all involve HCG, and often very very large dosages of it, the kind that would make steroid forumite "experts" lose their shit or blush.

so the standard, bare bones, literally not enough, PCT, seems overkill to you?? I'll never understand why people want to skimp on the most important part of the process like this... why not just not run any PCT then you idiot?

t. poojeet

No source talk man. This shit is easy enough to google as is.

he wasnt just prone to being a sperg, he was hopelessly mentally ill. Ive read his manifesto, this was *never* a normal guy. For people like this, it will seem like theres a lot of them because the internet - particularly the forum using population of the internet- gives a voice for the mentally ill who simply wouldve been ignored or unheard just a few decades ago.

the new type of incel is just a poorly socialized kid whose spent far too many years sitting inside playing video games and consuming gigabytes of increasingly bizzare porn.

I did. I have more than engough for the standard protocol.
I have migraines naturally, so that doesn't seem like a good mix
I just went by the reddit rulebook, ya know. So I bought my SERM along with my gear and AI, no HCG.

Currently being over 2 weeks off test enth (should be clean), I honestly can't feel any difference. I pop boners easily, no gyno after cycle, didn't use an AI for over a month now, not tired, still just as strong and aggressive in the gym as on cycle. My testicles didn't even shrink on cycle. Only difference is I dropped about 5 pounds of water, other than that I'm goleden.
I only ran 500 mg/week for 12 weeks though.

Imagine living in a country where personal use is legal and still being too much of a brainlet to find any lmao.

More like

T. Tinder user

Ate her puss and fucked her ass. She called my daddy and liked getting cum all over her tits. She smelled and tasted neutral at best. She also ate my ass and gave me a massage. Im aure masT can appreciate that.

The ones it produces seem to be relatively mild compared to natural debilitating ones. I just get a visual aura in my eyes and then a bit of pressure that regular painkillers can take care of.

I got my Test E in peanut oil... wtf lads, is this ok?

t. textbook virgin

Yeah, it’s fine. You just have to inject in your testicles.

Kill youreselve.

Just finished a 2 month cut and I’m still not shredded. Don’t know if I can do another month of this might switch to a recomp for a bit before cutting again.

For a recomp cycle I eat at maintenance right?

It really isn't.
Lots of sources, almost none of them are any good or underdose their stuff or if you're unlucky and get it from a disreputable chinese or eastern european country, something other then what you ordered.

Up the tren and continue cutting

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Letrazole

I'm not surprised at all about his mental illness. You don't just do what he did without having something seriously wrong with you.

But yes, of course the internet has been able to give voices to people like that which they may not have had before. Unfortunately, a lot of times that voice ends up echoing back at them and creating a feedback loop of bitterness and "Yeah, fuck women, they're all bitches!" I mean just look around this board or spend some time in youtube comment sections for anything touching social issues.

What these guys need is to be pulled into a more positive support group. The sort of people who can give them a "Hey, things might suck, but there's always something you can do to make it better, even in small ways" message. "We're all gonna make it, brah", if you will. One that involves women, too. A big part of the problem is these incel guys just talk to other incel guys instead of having actual conversations with women who can tell them what the deal actually is, and what they can improve. And it's not gonna work for everyone. It probably won't even work for like a third. But it's better than just letting them all fester and grow more bitter.

Also, what the fuck, system? It keeps thinking I'm trying to post spam.

Okay thanks, just wondered... because who the fuck use peanut oil?

yo so my faggot dnp source only sells pure dnp powder not no pellets.. says it dissolves in water but dnp has got to taste like utter poison yeah? like wtf lads..

where did etsp go?

took a walk on the beach with my shirt off

people were staring at me and asking to take pictures

bitches were mirin

tfw too autistic to capitalize on this

hope i can still bang bitches at the hotel

How much of what you're saying is actually true? Asking to take pictures? Come on bro. You got a couple looks and that was that.

Post body

They were staring because you’re white in a 3rd world shithole lmao even the ugliest r9k incel gets mired hard

Killed herself because of mast

yea im gonna guess that his friends asked to take pics together and then bitches were "mirin" and people were glancing not looking

Post body or confirmed larp

you guys are really stupid and bitter

i get what youre saying when people mire but stupid shit doesnt happen like that

youre probably having a good time rn but can you prove me otherwise?

Aw, you don't have to lie to us like that. You were feeling good, got a couple looks. Felt like you couldn't just post that and padded it up a little

You forget that SERMs can also negate the effects of having zero estrogen to some degree.

They can also reduce estrogen dominance for those who are sensitive to it.

After running out of t3 I’m hardly sweating at all like I was before. Figured it was primarily the tren but guess not, thyroid hormones are powerful stuff lads.

Anybody fuck with SARMs?

I need a quick rundown.

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So if you take steroids for the rest of your life, would ball shrinkage be possible because you have a constant amount of testosterone coming in making the naturally made testosterone to not be an issue

Sharpen 80%

Contrast 30%

Brightness 20%

Saturation 15%

Highlights -40%

Some reddit faggot said this is the GOAT shirtless pic filter settings. Someone try it out and report results I don’t have an Instagram.

Kudos to a fellow non-brainlet.

It depends on what you're running, but it's likely. I take a low amount of testosterone + trenbolone and my balls are just as saggy as off cycle.

Less effective than steroids and possibly more dangerous since they’re research chemicals and we don’t know much about them or what doses are safe/effective.

>happening to be aware of something in the news makes you smart

current body

every word of what i write is true

deal with it

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damn get a tan you would look twice as good being pale is a death sentence

i'm a white suppremacist and i take pride in maximum white power

black bitches mire alpha white men

Don't you fuckers worship ancient greece and rome, though? They were all tan as fuck, living in that region of the world.

being pale has nothing to do with being Aryan

all the Hitler youth chads were tanned as fuck bronze gods

yesterday

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You look like bimbo and mast had a baby

i strive to be as swole as mast one day

There's actually lots of ways to measure blood hormones as well as other analytes with just a pinprick. The problem is that these methods are not approved for in vitro diagnostic use and therefore unless you know the right analytical chemistry, you're stuck with classic (ie approved) methods.

how tall tho

>that exact same shoulder vein as MasT.

looking good tho, you need a tan. it'll help a lot.

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i think i managed to bring up my delts a little the past 2 years

struggles are real

this pic is about 2 years old

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Here’s a photo I took of jm earlier today when I saw him on the beach and asked if he would take a photo with my dime piece

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182cm 98kg

i really made a lot of gains since back then

this pic was taken in september 2010 in lagos nigeria with my love of my life and one and only BM

off to the gym to train legs

see you twinks later

>The problem is that these methods are not approved for in vitro diagnostic use

Pretty interesting. Do you know why that is?

>I don’t do traps or chest

>i am an ifbb caliber user

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>You forget that SERMs can also negate the effects of having zero estrogen to some degree.

Sure I guess, but that seems silly to use on a preferential basis given that the specific side effects of these drugs are often worse than the problem you are using them to treat in the first place

crashed estrogen can result in loss of libido and lethargy.... and what are the sides for clomid? emotional instability, insomnia, vision problems, loss of libido, etc.

see what i mean? SERMs in general are rather trash drugs. They may have been useful at a certain point in history but given the advent of AIs (another class of drugs I'm not particularly fond of and would rather just make smarter primary drug choices to avoid needing them) theyve been made redundant but continue to be promoted by bodybuilding circles because the MO of these places is to sell as many drugs as possible to ignorant/unknowing victims. Consider the case of anti-prolactin drugs being pushed on steroid forums for use with so called "19-nors" such as trenbolone and nandrolone. Neither drug increases prolactin, demonstrable from various studies (nandrolone being perhaps the single most studied anabolic steroid next to testosterone), but a bevvy of people are absolutely convinced that they need anti-prolactin drugs for their cycles or theyll start lactating and grow bitch tits.

if they dont want gyno, they should stop using such large dosages of testosterone, which does increase prolactin because prolactin production is greatly correlated with estrogen levels. So simply making smarter primary drug choices not only avoids the need for more and more drugs to ameliorate side effects, but also keeps more money in your wallet and out of the hands of drug dealers, which is exactly what they dont want. A customer who purchases a handful of vials per year is hardly as desirable as a customer who purchases about 10 different drugs every month.

jm is either constantly high or dumb as a pile of rocks

honestly both would explain the quality of his posts