/r9gay/ - #362

Nice thread so far
>Cute or manly face
>Twink or otter body type
>Hairless for twink, while otter's body hair is optional.

>do people actually recognize me from my posting style
Yeah I do. I'd prefer if we kept it mostly text for now.
Isn't the point of an otter to be kinda hairy?

Never know that, I just prefer the body type, body hair is optional

what is your music taste ?

Anything from German marches to city pop (basically japanese 80s music) to dark ambient to jazz

m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdBgHZ9p5EIxcu-bdhE6koO2i-zs6an2G
I made this playlist ME no one else.
I get sick too often this is like the fourth time this year. Might actually be something wrong. Not like it matters desu

Do you get the flu shot?

our tastes could be a little more masculine at times, user

who am i then, and who are you, mostly text user?

When I was like 2 or whenever you get shots as a kid.

>a little more masculine at times
If I have some good stuff then I'll post it. I've got a few images of hworang who I feel bridges that masculine feminine gap.
>who am i then
You're that guy that posts cute anime couples/jojo pictures and then gets drunk and cries in the thread. You're hella easy to spot.
> who are you
I'm a lot of people here. Magician never reveals the illusion.

that's pretty unique. i'm a pretty big fan of japanese music too but that's kinda just because i'm too lazy to find anything else. not sure about the other stuff, but it sounds neat

i just woke up, who shall i antagonize?

post the mix of masculinity and feminity, boyo. in between boys need some loving too
wrong! i have no jojo pictures in my library. take another guess.
magician never reveals the illusion, but anonymity gets boring sometimes

shh, we're trying to spread out the images evenly this time

oh so i'm antagonizing you.
telling me what to do only makes me want to spam images

Alright heres hworang. Hes hot as fuck. Honestly top 10 husbandos easily.
>wrong
Are you canceranon? Thats my only other guess honestly.
>anonymity gets boring sometimes
Never

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i thought this was the fetish-y thread, so if i tell you to not do it in erp-speak, you'll obey?

i don't like erp i'm very bad at it, just let me send a dick pic i'm not in college for creative writing

Bully me fuckface, you can't do shit.
> just let me send a dick pic
Slut.
Let me seeeeeeeeee

okay

Which brings up a good question what do think of ? but replace fembot with, i guess gaybot.

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user clacked at his keyboard, stuck in the dingy smell of his room, hoping for some encapsulated moment with someone as similarly depraved as he. his hand moved rhythmically over his shaft, mechanically, without any of the passion of a man in heat. he was simply passing the time, and the tildes and so called stuttertyping were merely indications that it was time to jerk off in his empty scheduled day.

i-is this good erp, user-kun~?

nope! i'm someone who is not around very much, i guess

Different user, but it gets me hard and submissive and makes me sad I'll never have a big uncut cock

that wasn't too bad. but then it becomes my turn and i can't think of anything to type back except 'he jack off gud"

4th time that think again dumbass joke has been used. Can't believe I fell for it this many times too.

>Gaybots, how would you feel if your boyfriend posted pornographic videos of himself on the internet.
It depends. I'd need to know why he was doing it. For example him doing it to get back at an ex is obviously different than if he was doing it just for fun. For the most part I'd be fine with it as long as it was quality porn though.
>someone who is not around very much
Are you that ginger boy who is really self conscious about it that posts cute anime boys here? Or one of the scandinavian boys? I'm reaching here as you can tell

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gems, 'nough said

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it's ok user, i'm not actually erping with you

unironic erp is dead

nope and nope
just stop guessing user, it's fine, i'll just fade into obscurity until one of the shitty trip/avatar fags comes and i can ride their attention coattails

if it makes you feel better no one remembers me either except for /oneguy/.
but i prefer it that way when i get too much attention in the thread i get uneasy.
like when everyone was hounding me about costa rica, although that's not the thing i was known for

Taric is a god.

Who are you then? I want to keep track of all the personalities in here and I have no idea who you are if none of my guesses are right.

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sometimes i like the attention, sometimes i recognize that my shitposting is ultimately unhealthy and a bad habit that i should stop
but i won't because i will never be a normal and/or stable enough to be a hermit

i have a very limited selection of anime people, so when one of those attention seekers comes around, i'm sure you'll find a name for me!

How many times will I fall for this
Let's find out

i also like attention, but the switch from "like" to "this is too much" switches too easily for me.
if it makes you feel better i was considering it, but i figured i posted it too many times here

>tfw no androgynous mcdonalds anime bf to hand me fries while i'm making burgers

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Muscular guys are disgusting

straightie get out

Thats moderately buff what the fuck are you on about. Still hot as fuck regardless
>a very limited selection
I remember you now. You had a few lain images and a couple other things. I don't remember anything you posted because it was very blah and common stuff but I do know that you exist now.

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Henlo /r9gay/

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i think that's a problem with most people, user, don't worry about it

how do i become not common, bara user?

and the first tripfag appears in the night...

my hair looks litty senpai. i'm in a good mood, who wants to capitalize off this?

by not paying mind to tripfags for one

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Hey, I'm one of the good ones!

but attention coattail riding! i'm too sleepy to be very coherent and clear in my decisions anyhow, i think i'm going to go to bed

is any tripfag or avatarfag "a good one"?
and with that, i head to bed

Good is relative mag, you know that. I will give you that you're in the top 3 for tripfags around here.
Don't tell anyone I told you that.

Aww, thank-you sweetheart...

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Whoops, shitposting on /tv/ and took it off, how embarrassing...

Very embarassing. Anyways forget I ever complimented you and don't look into it too much. I'm gonna sleep now too so I trust you to keep the thread bumped for a little bit.

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i just slept through someones birthday party :x

no thanks.
i like my farts to make a sound.

FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP SHIILLING MY BOARD YOU FUCKING PIECES OF ShIT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is gay porn so bad? It's like it's just ametuer crap. I read it's gets more money though.

>heartburn
>stomach feeling a little weird after dinner
>drink some pepto
>nausea doubles in strength
wtf

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I have something I want to confess lads. I convinced a robot to delete all his Steam "friends" in order for us to game together. I removed him after thirty minutes.
I was pretty rude to him in that thread.

I hate interacting with cashiers and people at stores because I can't tell if they're being paid to be nice or if they're being nice because they LIKE me

>go to chipotle
>order a bowl and a burrito for later
>get double chicken on both
>cashier is a qt latino boy in glasses
>smiling at me the whole time
>calling me sir
>i kind of blush and look away because i don't want him seeing me looking shy
>go to pay
>he didn't charge me for the double chicken

Was this an accident or was he flirting with the "yes sirs" and the smiles and the free chicken?

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It's another "I woke up early so i can listen to my parents talk about how inferior i am to my sister and how weird i am" episode. They really do love me..don't they? At least i got better ears than my sis.

What's my type? Someone loyal, sweethearted, caring, not skinny (preferably someone big and/or strong but this ain't a requirement), someone i can feel protected around, likes the wilderness, maybe likes vidya/ anime. Tbh I don't even know, I just want to be loved and not hated.

Any other Euro anons online at this time? Would love someone to chat about any topic they want.

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I went to a restaurant and the waiter was incredibly gay. Handsome too out if my league by far.
He was very nice to me and we had casual conversations through the time spent. It was quite odd I'm never able to do that with other people. He was certainly good at his job.
Any other time it feels like I'm unable to communicate with workers like they do not understand what I say or mean.
Anyway I think a good worker will treat you well and I wouldn't over think such things.
this was a very bad and drawn out response. Sorry.

Well that's a damn shame because he was really, really cute and he was wearing an apron and cute boys wearing aprons is one of my favorite things.

>Tfw no bf ro appreciate it when you jimface at an imaginary camera.

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I do this among other expressions and shrug.
It isn't normal and that boy ain't right.

>Tfw no bf ro appreciate it when you jimface at an imaginary camera.
Man I'm adding this to the >Tfw no bf list. This is good.

Am I the only faggot who buys novelty versions of handheld consoles? Gonna be getting this on Monday, comes with A Link Between Worlds for free, kind of excited.

>tfw no vidya bf to hide under blankets with playing vidya in the winter when it's comfy and we'd be in sweats and sweaters and stuff

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D00d you just le trolled that guy epic style! Fricken 0wned

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You being fags is just natural selection working its magic :)

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Posted here so many times as so many different people, no one still remembers any of them nor misses them. Guess i really am that disappointing and forgettable.

You're anonymous user that's the point

Someone buy me Arma 3 or Dark Souls 3 please!!

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Nice, user! I haven't played a handheld since I was a kid, but I still play a lot of PC games. My coworker is trying to convince me to get a switch. Think it's worth it? What games do you play?

you're upset that people don't remember you? that means you're doing the right thing

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I have a Switch, it's awesome! It's gotten me to play a game I wouldn't have normally, Stardew Valley! I've never liked games like that, but I decided to give it a chance, and within the first week of buying it I put 40 hours into it! Not to mention how much fun Breath of the Wild is and Mario Kart 8! Definitely get a Switch user. There's also a lot of good ports coming to it as well!

I had a copy of Stardew Valley for PC but I gave it to a friend. It looked like a cool game, if grindy, but I never played it. I think I'll pick up monster hunter when it comes to pc.

tfw i do this all the time. I didn't know other people knew this esoteric feel

Can't we go back to sadposting? I can't take all of this positivity and happiness, it hurts.

may unironically have a space ds3 key

Do you really? Is it for Steam? I've really been wanting to play it! Please let me know!

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I guess you didn't have one after all, but thank you anyway for the chance!

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>Tfw you wake up just to feel like shit and go back to bed again
>Tfw it's another ''stay in bed and fantasize about having a bf'' episode while being depressed and lonely

Anyone want to have a chat while I'm phone posting in bed? Just pick a topic.

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This is the point. We're here to express opinions and feels openly, not search for fame user.
Speaking of which, Kronie still not back!

If you wanted to die, would you let someone kill you in a loving way?
This is the topic.

How could someone ever kill anyone in a loving way? Dying that way does sound better than just hanging yourself or something similar.

You know the whole.. Comfort you and such while stabbing? Stabbing in a non violent way, like not a "I really want to kill you" way; more like a "Lemme help you with that" kinda way.
Understand?

on the train i had my head down sleeping and i felt something rubbing against my arm, and i thought it was a guy's bulge
and i was like "is this really happening right now?" but it turns out it was just his thick jacket. i was...disappointed? relieved? what was i?

Chat about what topic to chat about

>need milk
>drive to local dairy
>QT 5'7" redhead boy just started working there today
>no milk in the refrigerator
>he rushes out the back to get some
>obviously very shy on his first day
>fucks up the register
>4 minutes later he gets it right without asking for help
>pushes the milk toward me
>I brush his fingers with mine as I take it
>look back as I leave
>he's gone bright red in the face
I literally move city in 2 days and I NEED him
hurts my soul

Stabbing sounds quite painful though and the person doing the stabbing must be mentally insane, doesn't sound nice at all, I'd rather jump infront of a train. Quite a weird topic, is this your fetish or something?

I'm not really gay but these threads are always really active. Just wondering, do you guys have any unorthodox ways of dealing with stress. I just mean in general, not due to you guys being homo or anything. I'm asking just to see if anyone else copes with things the way I do

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why are you asking for people to buy you videogames also stop avatarfagging

You're ugly, so it would never happen.

venting my issues on Jow Forums is how I deal with stress

>not really gay
Explain what you mean by this

I've set up a fucktonne of ropes in the trees in my backyard and when I get too stressed I go and climb around like a fucking monkey
It's a rush and great exercise
Not too weird I hope.

Wish i could be that qt, but I'm stuck being a 5'11 brainless prick.
Personality > looks
And i bet he looks wonderful, you're just jelly that he had this experiance.

You'll change in time user, thanks for the ups
Also, I'm really average looking. Nothing special about me but nothing out of the ordinary either.

Changing my height is impossible and I feel like I'm getting dumber by the day. And i bet you look better than average user.

Like, i'll jack it to anime boys but I don't like irl dudes I don't think.

That's pretty interesting, I guess that's related to just exercising to relieve stress in some way
That's pretty common I think

You're not getting dumber at all. Every day you learn more IF you do more. You're not a prick either, pretty nice guy. You're a lad, user.
High standards for boys. I've always wondered if people enjoy anime because it's "perfect" in a way. Nothing ever goes irreparably wrong, the main characters are always what we'd consider attractive. I wonder if it's a trust thing.
I enjoy height the risk of falling.
What's your method for relieving stress? You haven't told us yet.