You walk in your bedroom and see this

you walk in your bedroom and see this,
what do?

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Notify the police of a break in

tickle those feetsies of course

I hit dem folks ahah

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY WAIFU PILLOW YOU FUCKING WHORE

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give em a nice SNNIIIIIFFFF

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>walk into room
>fart uncontrollably
>this startles the female
>I close the door and leave my home forever, hoping to wake up from this horrible dream

>walk in
>she doesnt notice
>drop my pants and underwear as quietly as possible, she probably didnt even notice me walk in yet, prob has headphones in.
>jerk to the view
>climax and aim all of my load at her cum catchers
>she now feels it and turns around to see me relieved, probably disgusted
tell her thats what she gets for sneaking in my room and showing off those soles

get my axe and physically remove the intruder

kill the home invader

Say "Thank you, Jesus, my prayers have been answered" and then start licking those feet.

>pretend to stumble at the bedpost and fall face first straight on these delicious soles

"oh yes" *SNIFFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

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grab those ankles and start licking those soles

this is what i would do realistically.
all the other options would seem autistic

fall face first and give em a nice inhale

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unzip and dance my throbbing dick on her soles and toes

I don't understand your end game OP. We're on the r9k board of Jow Forums during saturday night. None of us here will ever get to experience a woman in our bedroom.

Those soles look very pretty.
Would probably jerk off and shoot all the cum I have onto those soles

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Call the cops because my ex broke in.

man i wish i could cum on a pair of feet like that.
threads like this make me consider calling a hooker

praise the lord and lick those soles

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Squick. Foot fetish shit is not my thing but every man/woman has a right to enjoy what they want to.

Ask what happened to her feet to enlarge and connect directly to her thighs

>Uhhh who are you?
>Did my mom let you in here?