>Just shave it bro!
Just shave it bro!
Fuck off moby is cool
He looks like a beta cuck though.
he looks good shaved, he just needs to take the neck pill.
Hes been rocking that look for like a decade before it became numale shit
If someone is cool then what they look like is irrelevant. That is why he is able to attain more vag than you.
Moby isn't cool, his music is like the soundtrack to an IKEA catalogue
>implying
It is, it's music for waiting rooms and car or instant coffee commercials.
you said that moby isnt cool and then said his music is the sound track to an ikea catalogue? what do those 2 things have to do with each other?
The loser head. Sorry, White people cannot pull it off. Combine it with a beard and it just screams "BAAAAAAD GEEEEEEEENES!!!".
Nobody can pull it off, coping Tyrone
Maybe 6'4" ripped dudes but that doesnt apply to any race in particular
His music has an extremely inoffensive, corporate middle class quality, it is pretty much the ultimate in bugman music.
It's not about looking good it's about going with the lesser evil. If you're going bald you can 1) grow a skullet and look like a pedophile, 2) wear a rug and enjoy universal mockery and scorn, 3) take pills that make your dick stop working, 4) spend thousands of dollars on transplants like the Tesla guy, or 5) shave
>1) grow a skullet and look like a pedophile
This is the most based option.
It can work if you pair it with an iron maiden t-shirt but only once you're ready to leave polite society behind
if you're a baldcel it's already over for you anyway
Meh, there are quite a few guys that can pull the 1) off imo and look 10x better than if they just went chrome dome.
A dude at my gym is the spitting image of heihachi but slightly shorter hair and looks fantastic desu. Although he is Jow Forums and old so it suits him
I'm just going bald with no beard. I would do a beard but even then my genes fail me. I can grow the beard but my skin gets really dry. Not worth having a dandruff beard.
He lacks jaw, neck, chin and brows. He has bigger problems.
do what you gotta do bro
legit, he needs ideal wraparound shotgun implant ASAP Tbh ngl srs
1 month on finasteride, my dick works perfectly fine. Literally fapped twice today and 3x yesterday!
>moby would look better with a combover or a friar lawrence look
No.pdf
Look m8 it's about the confidence it portrays. Nobody is here saying "hurr if you shave your head you will automatically be aesthetic". It's just the better alternative.
It's like if the question was posited to you "Imagine coming home and seeing your house on fire. Would you: a. sit in your car and watch it burn, invite some friends over, put a tent in the front yard, and just sit and watch? Or, b. put it out, call the fire dept, get the insurance claim, find somewhere to stay, move on, etc." and you respond "HURF DURF OPTION CEE I JESS NEVER LET MY HOUSE CATCH FIYURR!!!" and thinking that that is a productive response that the rest of us should have to read. Obviously your house catching on fire (which in this metaphor is "balding") is something not desirable, but we are here talking about solutions to having your house on fire (balding) being either ignoring it (keeping some s()ylent style, pretending youstill have hair) or doing the proper and correct thing to move forward with your life instead of getting permanently hung up on one issue (shaving it off)
>that wall of baldcel cope
literally did not read Tbh
Probably bbctakeover
Doesn't sound like Jank Tbh, he doesn't make that many norwoodcel threads
>Hipster glasses
>just enough beard to hide his weak jaw
>unenthusiastic expression signifying emptiness and passiveness.
>picture taken at a flattering angle to hide shoulder length
So many things wrong with this picture
Is that really him? I thought that was a meme. Fuck, I actually thought he's black.