Jow Forums, how do I get the Chad skin color?

beta carotene
some sun

im on my way to getting everything
but no sign of height
why am i like this brehs

>those hips
OH NO NONONO

desu they look they are a couple

?

He's autistic and think unless you have a he man tier hip to shoulder ratio you have klinefelters

look at this dude

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Stop posting this, I saw a vaguely similar post in another thread

50k iu of beta carotene for a week then go down to 25k a day. i'm fucking telling you it works so spend $8 and try it. i am telling you right now this WILL give you this skin color.

klinefelters samefag

Orange is a color, can't fault your advice.

Was on a submarine for a bit, there was a weird ass ET nuke who brought canned carrots on underways for a snack but ate nothing else but those, eggs and the shitty koolaid. He turned orange, doc thought he had jaundice until the kid told him his 1 secret diet technique that gets you med evac'd mid deployment.

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>that gyno
OH-

>tanning
Have fun getting melanoma fucking idiots

can a 5'9 man be a chad

>breathing oxygen
have fun dying fucking faggots

the guy on the left in ops pic is 5 10, so yes

i have shoulder insertions like nick specially his right shoulder, a short ball instead of a longish shoulder relative to his arm

which one is better brahs?

Actually being outside isnt enough, ypu have to actually sunbathe. Also its genetic how fast you tan.

I have this skin tone on my arms. Took about 3 weeks of working in the sun.

thanks senpai

Holy kek

>5'10
>chad

untill a girl or other guy stands next to him

Be Mediterranean

>werid ass ET nuke
this is redundant

>1. dont be a nordcuck
Why wouldn't you want to have the best of both worlds?

Olive skin looks like shit when it's tanned.

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How can you tell if you have olive skin?

lmao

Lol nick isn't a chad the fucker squintfrauds like his life depends on it

Ok but how can you remove shitskin pajeet color to white

>fit tells me to go outside
>start swimming for an hr 5 days a week in the middle of Australian Summer
>3 months later more freckles over body and no tan

Looks like yankee 56% mutts to me

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Is this some new gymcel virgin cope meme? Pathetic

Carrots

>leaving the house

lol enjoy the skin damage

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5290736/
>Several mechanisms have been proposed as the link between carotenoid-based colouration and health. The carotenoid trade-off hypothesis proposed that using carotenoids for colouration prevents their use as antioxidants to quench ROS12,29. The hypothesis proposed that this trade-off leads to a significant relationship between colouration and health because healthy individuals can afford to devote more carotenoids to signalling. The hypothesis, however, has been questioned as some studies have failed to demonstrate that carotenoids possess antioxidant properties30, with a recent study finding that oral supplementation with the carotenoid beta-carotene did not affect health in humans31. As an alternative to the carotenoid trade-off hypothesis, the carotenoid protection hypothesis proposed that the carotenoid-based colouration could also signal the presence of other antioxidants that protect carotenoids from being damaged by ROS and losing their colour as a result30. Supportive evidence comes from findings that supplementation of non-pigmentary antioxidants enhanced carotenoid-based colouration intensity in a number of species32,33,34. To sum up, there are reasons to expect each of the traits to be correlated with health.

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>the chad manlet with full pecs vs the virgin chestlet

No. Next question.

Enjoy your skin cancer

damn the guy on the left has some funky ass forearms

Don't be a cumskin. Feels good having that naturally all year round.

>no linear progression
>no progress
Read practical programming you dyel

Those aren't Chads. Chads are always blonde.

How so?
Those two guys are hot. Would it change anything if they were blonde?

Lel

And skinmaxxing is the new wave on Jow Forums

>carrots
>beta-carotene
>sunlight
...
>pussy

lmao, ask any girl anywhere in the world if she prefeers a blonde or dark haired guy

fucking lmao, its so easy to spot basement dwellers wishful thinking

>How so?
Because that's just how it is. Chad Thundercock is blonde (although not naturally) and literally every Chad you see in movies or sports competitions or anywhere else is blonde (generally naturally).

Hence why the meme Chad is unsurprisingly blonde as well.

Not talking about a girls prefererence, talking about the definition of Chad.

But since you brought it up...Speaking of "basement dwellers" and "any girl anywhere in the world"...It's well know that Asians girls adore light eyes, light skin, light hair. So much for that...

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Onions

No one cares what Asians think, but in my opinion all girls prefer blonde or generally lighter dudes especially blonde girls. Think about it... Why would blonde girls want their children to be dark haired? Don't girls want their children to look like they do?

Poo in a loo

bustle.com/articles/103217-women-dont-want-to-date-men-with-blonde-hair-says-new-survey-but-heres-who-they

pairedlife.com/dating/talldarkandhandsome

Again, we're not discussing who girls prefer or not, we're discussing what a Chad looks like and Chads are universally blonde.

Go outside or turn on the TV for Christ's sake.

they're naturally with better genetics than the most. sun fucks up with your skin. results will be seen as you get older. moisture your skin and embrace the whiteness. tan is for poor whites

El duende verde

This man is not white

If someone doesn't get girls they aren't a Chad.
>It's not what girls want! It's this other arbitrary criteria I decided. Ok if it's actors,
Henry cavil, tom cruise, clint Eastwood, Clint walker, David gandy, even fucking "gigachad"
There's a reason it's dark, tall, and handsome. Pathetic blonde cope.
Any other criteria or are just gonna say
>Chad's are blonde because uhhh I said so.

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>Henry cavil, tom cruise, clint Eastwood, Clint walker, David gandy,
None of those are Chads.

>even fucking "gigachad"
Well known photoshop.

For you and utter brainlets like yourself, this is what Chads look like.

Chad Thundercock - the original Chad.

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Lundgren - teChad.

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>teChad
textbook Chad

Barnett - textbook Chad.

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You're all retarded. You're arguing like any of that shit matters. No matter if you're blonde, dark haired, none of you look like Chads

Guile - textbook Chad.

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Paul - textbook Chad.

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McCaffrey - texbook Chad.

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Mjallby - textbook aging Chad.

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Ritchson - textbook Chad.

etc you get the point.

Chads, by definition, are blonde, athletic men with defined facial features.

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You know there's dark haired men in more places than India dont you?
I would kill myself if I was Indian
Look at Kpop idols, all are tanned and dark-haired

lol, most people I know say he's a douche (like his ex-coach) - except his gaggle of female fighters (one of my training partners trained out there when she was brought out to train with Ronda Rousey).

I always enjoyed the 5 minute talk about how much of a douche Josh is by Erik Pauslen at hsi seminars. Erik has since stopped coaching him and made him pay rent to train at his gym.

Seems pretty Chad like overall based on that.

However, Chad doesn't need to be legally required to a wear a shirt.

This is seriously the most disgusting torso I have ever seen in MMA, striking, or grappling arts.

So, my theory is that he is some sort of Chad knock-off - maybe a Brad.

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If Henry Cavil or Gandy are not chads noone is

And no, the bulky ugly guy on your pic is nowhere near a chad, that's a brad

Stop coping you dark haired subhumans. I fucking hate all of you. Why can't you just accept that you're inferior and leave us alone???

t. I'm a major in Chad studies

m...master-race right?

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Many Nordcucks tan pretty well, hence why they are not white

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Just lol at the subhuman blonde cope.
TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME

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>Look at Kpop idols, all are tanned and dark-haired
Wrong. The even die their hair.

>most people I know say he's a douche
Maybe, not the point at all.

>If Henry Cavil or Gandy are not chads noone is
They're male models.

Male models aren't necessary Chads at all, you utter brainlet.

>And no, the bulky ugly guy on your pic is nowhere near a chad, that's a brad
The guy who started the Chad meme isn't a Chad? Do you even hear yourself talking?

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Lol, your skin tone is determined by tanning and diet/general health. What is most important is that you have a good skin tone from a healthy diet. This is easily identifiable to any human being. Eating a bunch of beta carotene will just make you look weird, and definitely not tan. Will only help if you are deficient.

*snap*

lol, have fun being around regular sized girls in heels.

even if he started the meme words evolve, what is now percieved as a chad is very different from a super bulky bloatlord guy
Nowadays pic on OP is a chad, being a chad is all about looks and confidence so yea, Gandy is as chaddy as you get

Absolute nonsense.

inbreds dont count

no u

Kek, blond cumskin got redpilled and is coping hard.

>hey look guise, I found a Chad. words evolve hurr durr
Fuck off, idiot.

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not even blonde.

you're retarded

no matter how much you wish it, your blonde football player crush is not attractive :^)

This faggot thinks this is not a chad

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LMAO

>you're retarded
Far less than the guy who doesn't even understand a word's meaning and definition.

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This is FUCKING BRAD

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do you people actually view the world in terms of "chad', "roastie", "stacie"?

That's not healthy!